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05-11-2011 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ihcjay
Or I could be making fun of this guy

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Originally Posted by really rethinking not posting pictures
hey is heaven missing an angel? cuz i think i found one...seriously though. u r spuer stunning....im brian, what is ur name?

ever had ur heels liked?
There's a chance this is some loser girl PMing you as a joke. Even the dumbest guy wouldn't post this line.
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05-11-2011 , 01:59 PM
yeah I'd assume a good % of replies are actually just re-trolling you. Get them to send pics of them holding up an amusing sign or something, you can always blank out the faces if you want to protect the innocent
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05-11-2011 , 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by theDEADLYscorpion
yeah I'd assume a good % of replies are actually just re-trolling you. Get them to send pics of them holding up an amusing sign or something, you can always blank out the faces if you want to protect the innocent
I am willing to bet that none of these are re-trolling. Most dudes are just that lame. I have been over females places and read some of the messages. A lot of similar things to girls nowhere near as hot as these fakes.
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05-11-2011 , 02:59 PM
When I saw the thread title I thought plentyoffish was going to be a poker forum or something. Entertaining thread though.

I think it would be funny if you guys did something like this:

Get into an IM chat with one of these dudes, then say something like:

you: hey I'll give you my phone # if you can answer 1 question
dude: wut
you: which of the following sentences shows correct pronoun usage...

Then watch them fumble around and beg for the #.
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05-11-2011 , 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy
When I saw the thread title I thought plentyoffish was going to be a poker forum or something. Entertaining thread though.

I think it would be funny if you guys did something like this:

Get into an IM chat with one of these dudes, then say something like:

you: hey I'll give you my phone # if you can answer 1 question
dude: wut
you: which of the following sentences shows correct pronoun usage...

Then watch them fumble around and beg for the #.
Love Potion #9?
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05-11-2011 , 10:22 PM
this is girl C


she is into BLACK MEN ONLY

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Originally Posted by generic mexican guy
Wasup ma that ass lookin juicy lemme cum bend it over n slurp that pussy up all bomb from behind
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Originally Posted by chinstrapper
i d like to know you more at least a dinner or coffee by the way we could know each other more,do you ve time on these days?
i dont understand how people can type so crazy poorly when messaging women to try to hit on them.

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Originally Posted by modeling pictures guy, subject: "east coast whiteboy"
white guys are corny...i know, im from philly, natural swagger...."believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy"...u
should know who rapped those lyrics... I think we shld grab a drink.

Russell
i couldn't resist a quick troll and hit him with "wanksta u look like marky mark w/ down syndrome", to which he replied:
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hahaa now I know u a fake biatch pleeease thr aint a flaw on my face **** its ok...ill
just continue to fk the 8 to 10 girls a week i currently do fk outta herrre
balllin!
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05-11-2011 , 11:11 PM
I'd like to see you talk more with passive aggressive racist mexican guy.
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05-11-2011 , 11:18 PM
How is the generic mexican guy single?
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05-11-2011 , 11:20 PM
Mexicans are officially tearing this thread up.
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05-11-2011 , 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by mexican actor
Hi hows it going? Im Alex... Read ur profile pretty funny lol sucks that the lil kids u had in ur past ruined it for those of us that CAN HANG (IN ALL ASPECTS lol)
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Originally Posted by white guy w/ bad facial hair
good luck with the black guys! You should really branch out.. you're being racist towards your own race! weakkk! But hey whatever floats your boat.
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Originally Posted by another white dude, some more bad facial hair
hey there. how r u? i think u r very beautiful and would love to get to know u better. i like your bio and your style. except
the part where your sprung on black dudes. i mean ive been with a black chick and they're cool but i wouldnt limit myself
to them.
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Originally Posted by fat white juggalo
Hey, Come Back! I'm on your level!
I only saw "no preppy old white dudes"
How about Young Fly White Dudes? hah

I'm Young n Wild n Free..... Come fly with me
.
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05-11-2011 , 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by DesperateHouswives
b4 i sleep



imsophie90: lol
imsophie90: yes i am white!
logaaan: crazy
logaaan: well youre gorgeous

blah blah blah

logaaan: but do you seriously like to jog?
imsophie90: yes!
imsophie90: why!?
logaaan: i love running
logaaan: its such a great stress release
imsophie90: just like sex
logaaan: hahah true
logaaan: but thats not in your interests on here
imsophie90: of course!
imsophie90: im not a slut ok!
logaaan: haha i knoww
logaaan: youre tinyy im a foot taller than you
imsophie90: wow really!?!
logaaan: im 6'4
imsophie90: i cant see myself kissing someone that tall!!
logaaan: uh oh
logaaan: hmm
logaaan: curbs and heels are useful
imsophie90:

......blah blah blah...HERES THE GOLDD

imsophie90: do you like poker?
logaaan: yah
imsophie90: do you think its a sport?
logaaan: no
logaaan: its a game of chance, not skill
imsophie90: are you serious right now
logaaan: while skill is involved to some degree, its not the primary factor
logaaan: call me old fashioned but a sport is something that involves a degree of physical talent
imsophie90: studies have shown that poker is a game of skill logan..not chance you complete idiot..i thought i liked you but now that youve displayed complete ignorance..im gonna have to rethink about me and you.
imsophie90: poker has proven to be a game of skill not chance since 1921..how do you think the greats like ivey and brunson have made a living off of it? just cause you think they are personally lucky people?
imsophie90: screw you you ignorant *******. i hope u burn. youre the reason the doj screwed every american poker player out of jobs. nice talking to you spazztard fish. yeah you heard it.
imsophie90: youre a fish who probably doesnt 3bet aces in MP against an aggro.

logaaan: haha take care
*** logaaan's IC window is closed
Least funny thing I've seen in my life. 2+2 should set some age requirements to weed out the 12 year olds.
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05-11-2011 , 11:42 PM
She really should broaden her horizons. It's just not fair.
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05-11-2011 , 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Winnachickendinna
Least funny thing I've seen in my life. 2+2 should set some age requirements to weed out the 12 year olds.
The funny part was when he got us ready for the gold. I was just glad he bolded the funny part for me
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05-11-2011 , 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Guy Incognito
Seriously, GTFO. Any guy that responds to either of these seriously deserves to be ridiculed. If this isn't your thing, there's a fascinating thread about what kind of laundry detergent Jewish guys use just a few clicks away.

OP,



Proceed, sir.
You are officially a ****. Ftard
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05-12-2011 , 01:06 AM
The mexican that hates blacks is my fav, so many other good ones to choose from though too.
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05-12-2011 , 01:06 AM
I like the turn this has taken.

"white guys are corny...i know, im from philly, natural swagger.."

LOL @ this.

Are you sure you don't have a touch of the "ygos?" You keep mentioning these guys' facial hair and how you think it looks bad. lol. But keep on this is funny stuff.
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05-12-2011 , 01:11 AM
"believe me sweety, I got enough to feed the needy"

lol'd
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05-12-2011 , 01:40 AM
prohornblower,

yeah pretty sure. do you have a terrible chin-strap beard?

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Originally Posted by euro-mexican
Not black, but not white or mexican or asian neither... and can definitely hang, and have money to bloe... so its all good if u interested get at me if not oh well...look at me u kno i can get dirty...
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05-12-2011 , 01:46 AM
What is a euro-mexican?
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05-12-2011 , 02:53 AM
Probably Spanish. People from Spain speak Mexican.
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05-12-2011 , 03:10 AM
Don't they speak Argentine in Mexico?
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05-12-2011 , 09:20 AM
This is hilarious, keep em coming.
Does everyone at states talk like wannabe gangsters? Epic word combinations itt
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05-12-2011 , 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Generic Mexican Guy
Wasup ma that ass lookin juicy lemme cum bend it over n slurp that pussy up all bomb from behind
This is so good, I feel like copy-pasting this message to all the single females on my facebook
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05-12-2011 , 10:05 AM
lol
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05-12-2011 , 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
Imagine this guy's response if he knew it wasn't a cheap hooker with high standards, but a young man who is probably wearing his mom's skin right now.



Have you seen Joy Ride? Candy caaaaane.
You had me at "wearing his mom's skin"

<3,
Rusty Nail
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