i made some fake plentyoffish profiles to see what weirdos were saying, results inside
05-13-2011
, 03:15 PM
05-13-2011
, 07:11 PM
came across a match.com 7 days free trial so thought i'd give this experiment a try.
Profile is a young tan/mediterranean dirty blonde in her early 20s (8/10) that is the extroverted partying type.
I actually felt about this one 
Profile is a young tan/mediterranean dirty blonde in her early 20s (8/10) that is the extroverted partying type.
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Hello
hello xxxxxxxxxxx
After days and days with no sleep I've tried to come up with an opening line that would knock you off your feet...... I think I come up with a great one.
What's up?
I know its a pretty serious question for a first conversation but somtime you need to take a chance!!!!
You enjoying the nice weather?
Jeff
hello xxxxxxxxxxx
After days and days with no sleep I've tried to come up with an opening line that would knock you off your feet...... I think I come up with a great one.
What's up?
I know its a pretty serious question for a first conversation but somtime you need to take a chance!!!!
You enjoying the nice weather?
Jeff
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hi...i am interested in getting to know the woman who wrote your profile(that's you). you are beautiful, and seem to have such a balance. you seem great and i hope you give me at least one chance to show you who i am as well.
very much hope to hear from you,
very much hope to hear from you,
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Hi how are you? I'm Joey I hope I'm not out of line asking to know mire about you.. Like you family is huge and important to me .. I'm in sales so I do put in the hours so meeting the one I want is tough at a bar .. How about you ur so pretty how haven't you been scooped up yet?? Hope to hear back from ya joey
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Am I a match for you?
Please say yes beautiful
Hope you're having a great night
Angelo
Please say yes beautiful
Hope you're having a great night Angelo
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Being Spontaneous
Hello,
Your profile came up on my daily 5 and I really enjoyed reading it. I think we would be a great match if you are open minded with dating an Asian American with a Boston accent lol
Take a peek at my profile and hopefully it will catch you attention 
I know we both are on here, not because we can't find a someone... but this site has def widen my prospective of an ideal match... which I think you may be the one hahah I am fun, exciting, popular with the best circle of friends. I have a great job, athletic, and a huge dog lover. I know people spice up there profile to make it look good... but I am what I am. I am willing to share my facebook profile if you are interested.
looking forward in hearing back from you!
have a great day!
Dan
Hello,
Your profile came up on my daily 5 and I really enjoyed reading it. I think we would be a great match if you are open minded with dating an Asian American with a Boston accent lol
Take a peek at my profile and hopefully it will catch you attention I know we both are on here, not because we can't find a someone... but this site has def widen my prospective of an ideal match... which I think you may be the one hahah I am fun, exciting, popular with the best circle of friends. I have a great job, athletic, and a huge dog lover. I know people spice up there profile to make it look good... but I am what I am. I am willing to share my facebook profile if you are interested. looking forward in hearing back from you!
have a great day!
Dan
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hi again
i just wanted to followup with you on my previous email. maybe i didn't get your attention the first time around... (: but can you do me a favor and keep me on the back burner for now? maybe some day in the future... you will be bored, or want to meet new fun entertaining friends, or just thought about giving me a chance hopefully lol
also, if you enjoy going out drinking and dancing... my friends and i used to and still dj and promotes at 75% of all the clubs, lounges, and popular bars in boston. if you ever looking for a great time in the city, let me know, and i will be sure you find you an open bar at a nice venu have a great day and good luck!
i just wanted to followup with you on my previous email. maybe i didn't get your attention the first time around... (: but can you do me a favor and keep me on the back burner for now? maybe some day in the future... you will be bored, or want to meet new fun entertaining friends, or just thought about giving me a chance
hopefully lol also, if you enjoy going out drinking and dancing... my friends and i used to and still dj and promotes at 75% of all the clubs, lounges, and popular bars in boston. if you ever looking for a great time in the city, let me know, and i will be sure you find you an open bar at a nice venu
have a great day and good luck!
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Hey
How are you? Trying you again I'm sure you get a lot of mail but sy
hello sometime.
Matt
How are you? Trying you again I'm sure you get a lot of mail but sy
hello sometime.
Matt
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Wow…hi!
So... here we are...I can't believe I'm going to share my whole thought process about emailing you...but why not?
First, I figured, what the hell, just email her. Which brought me to here...
Then I didn't know what to say(first impressions are uber important, aren't they?).
And now I am rambling, so I'll just tell you that I read through your profile and was intrigued by what I read about you, it left me thinking "hmmm"...and while I may have a few questions that I would ask, you seem very interesting to me. Of course I looked at your photos too...and while I don't really have a 'type'...you really peaked my interest, are very pretty, energetic and fun...love your smile, its very genuine. Ok, so... I think you are a knockout!
I guess my profile tells you all about me...but if there is something you might have a question about, please ask away, I am happy to share anything about my life, I am very open and upfront...I think it is very important. My name is Matt, my friends call me Mattie.
I know we don't exactly live in the same town, but we are definitely close enough to grab a drink and talk, right?
Let me know what you think...hope you have a great weekend!
matt
So... here we are...I can't believe I'm going to share my whole thought process about emailing you...but why not?
First, I figured, what the hell, just email her. Which brought me to here...
Then I didn't know what to say(first impressions are uber important, aren't they?).
And now I am rambling, so I'll just tell you that I read through your profile and was intrigued by what I read about you, it left me thinking "hmmm"...and while I may have a few questions that I would ask, you seem very interesting to me. Of course I looked at your photos too...and while I don't really have a 'type'...you really peaked my interest, are very pretty, energetic and fun...love your smile, its very genuine. Ok, so... I think you are a knockout!
I guess my profile tells you all about me...but if there is something you might have a question about, please ask away, I am happy to share anything about my life, I am very open and upfront...I think it is very important. My name is Matt, my friends call me Mattie.
I know we don't exactly live in the same town, but we are definitely close enough to grab a drink and talk, right?
Let me know what you think...hope you have a great weekend!
matt
05-13-2011
, 07:24 PM
05-13-2011
, 07:51 PM
The camera is working fine for me.
doesnt seem to be anyone of note showing up though. There is a couple who are obv 4chan people (if you follow the line that the taxi is about to cross, the 2 standing on the near side of the street where it hits) and several have come up to take a picture of the forever alone face on side of phonebooth. Couple creepy guys have shown up but not with synchronized attire or anything.
lol nvm there are def a couple victims now. tall bald guy is for sure, he was there 10 mins earlier too looking like he was supposed to meet someone.
doesnt seem to be anyone of note showing up though. There is a couple who are obv 4chan people (if you follow the line that the taxi is about to cross, the 2 standing on the near side of the street where it hits) and several have come up to take a picture of the forever alone face on side of phonebooth. Couple creepy guys have shown up but not with synchronized attire or anything.
lol nvm there are def a couple victims now. tall bald guy is for sure, he was there 10 mins earlier too looking like he was supposed to meet someone.
05-13-2011
, 07:55 PM
05-14-2011
, 12:28 AM
05-14-2011
, 12:08 PM
05-14-2011
, 12:16 PM
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b4 i sleep
logaaan: its a game of chance, not skill
imsophie90: are you serious right now
logaaan: while skill is involved to some degree, its not the primary factor
logaaan: call me old fashioned but a sport is something that involves a degree of physical talent
imsophie90: studies have shown that poker is a game of skill logan..not chance you complete idiot..i thought i liked you but now that youve displayed complete ignorance..im gonna have to rethink about me and you.
imsophie90: poker has proven to be a game of skill not chance since 1921..how do you think the greats like ivey and brunson have made a living off of it? just cause you think they are personally lucky people?
imsophie90: screw you you ignorant *******. i hope u burn. youre the reason the doj screwed every american poker player out of jobs. nice talking to you spazztard fish. yeah you heard it.
imsophie90: youre a fish who probably doesnt 3bet aces in MP against an aggro.
logaaan: haha take care
*** logaaan's IC window is closed
logaaan: its a game of chance, not skill
imsophie90: are you serious right now
logaaan: while skill is involved to some degree, its not the primary factor
logaaan: call me old fashioned but a sport is something that involves a degree of physical talent
imsophie90: studies have shown that poker is a game of skill logan..not chance you complete idiot..i thought i liked you but now that youve displayed complete ignorance..im gonna have to rethink about me and you.
imsophie90: poker has proven to be a game of skill not chance since 1921..how do you think the greats like ivey and brunson have made a living off of it? just cause you think they are personally lucky people?
imsophie90: screw you you ignorant *******. i hope u burn. youre the reason the doj screwed every american poker player out of jobs. nice talking to you spazztard fish. yeah you heard it.
imsophie90: youre a fish who probably doesnt 3bet aces in MP against an aggro.
logaaan: haha take care
*** logaaan's IC window is closed
don't quit your day job
05-14-2011
, 01:34 PM
05-14-2011
, 03:42 PM
05-14-2011
, 08:25 PM
4chan Forever Alone Flash Mob that happened this Friday 5/13/11 on 7:45 PM by Times Square
http://www.viceland.com/wp/2011/05/f...tary-flashmob/
Here are some of the highlights
http://www.viceland.com/wp/2011/05/f...tary-flashmob/
Here are some of the highlights
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Last night in New York, a group of (presumably) single guys gathered by a couple of phone boxes in Times Square. On the face of it, there’s nothing too remarkable about that – people date all the time in New York, right? It’s what Americans do. But then again they were these phone boxes, with a public access CCTV camera trained upon them 24 hours a day (navigate to Cam 2). There was also a cut-out of that “Forever Alone” guy’s face stuck on the side of them, and 4Chan had lured all the single men there by pretending to be women who wanted to date them. Stir that all up in a big, cruel pot, and you have yourself a “Forever Alone Involuntary Flashmob”. We grappled with our consciences and managed to pin them to the ground long enough to send a couple of photographers down to capture the sadness.
Last edited by vyk07; 05-14-2011 at 08:33 PM.