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05-10-2011 , 03:27 PM

#151

Oski

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Originally Posted by DesperateHouswives

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG i just made one and the IM's poured in like crazy i had to start multi-tabling chats LOL!

heres the girl i chose

the one on the right. she loves the beach LOL

I prefer the beach on the left.

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05-10-2011 , 03:33 PM

#152

Fretwork

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 467

considering telling them to dress nice and be sucking on a lollipop. Not sure if it's funny enough, though

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05-10-2011 , 03:48 PM

#153

Duerig

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,220

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Originally Posted by Fedfan691

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but 4chan did the exact same thing a month ago:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...mes_square.php

A month ago? Looks like it's happening this Friday in Times Square. Jesus this is sick / hilarious.

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05-10-2011 , 04:24 PM

#154

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 40,926

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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd

Looks still matter a whole lot more than decent messages/grammar, if you're a guy that looks a like movie star, you could write messages the OP posted and still get tons of play from actual attractive women on these sites (and I am definitely not one of those)

oh yeah no doubt. But considering chicks get 100+ responses on a dating site, the fact Im not writing like a ****** sending a text message means I drastically improve my chances. I mean you can prolly add 2 point to my hotness scale just because of that. So while im still going to lose out to way better looking people, I will vault above my grade and the one next to me, and I prolly hold the tie breaker in a close decision.

And plenty of girls it doesnt matter how hot the guy is if he wrote a ****** text message, theyre done with him.

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05-10-2011 , 04:43 PM

#155

siccjay

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Originally Posted by Alobar

heh, if I had more time or desire Id type out a fake news story about a killing in a department store parking lot at 1am, where the murderer was upset that he was lured by some gay pretending to be a girl, and then put it on one of those spoof sites that look like a reals news site and then link it here

bahahah Dick.

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05-10-2011 , 05:12 PM

#156

twoblacknines

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I love pof! Had much success there. Many hot college girls to choose from. I always take it off pof and get their facebook info asap so I can make sure what they really look like, etc. Always get the better pics from facebook.

Be wary of girls with only headshots! Fatties abound.

Key when messaging them is to be creative. Most of the girls I met up with told me how many boring messages they would get, things like "hi, wanna talk" So lame. Put some thought into your messages and you can do well.

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05-10-2011 , 05:12 PM

#157

madnak

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 19,742

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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd

Especially if you have a high income:

Of course, looks matter plenty:

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05-10-2011 , 05:18 PM

#158

Alobar

Born Ready

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some pretty interesting data in those graphs

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05-10-2011 , 05:29 PM

#159

Solid up arrow

banned

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so everyone is going to put down $100K+ as their income now

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05-10-2011 , 05:40 PM

#160

Matt Williams

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LOL and girls bitch about guys being shallow. You are basically SOL unless you make $75K+.

What's really funny is the ugly girls don't even reply to the ugly guys. LOL.

Last edited by Matt Williams; 05-10-2011 at 05:45 PM.

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05-10-2011 , 05:41 PM

#161

SoulPower

old hand

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So I guess the ugly girls thought the attractive guys messaged them by mistake?

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05-10-2011 , 05:54 PM

#162

scotchnrocks

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I think they just know when they're being trolled

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05-10-2011 , 06:02 PM

#163

WhiteGoose

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only read first 25 posts but thread is great. Looking forward to next 150 posts. I honestly don't get why people chirp others for doing this kind of thing. People must have super poor time management because you can seriously have so much free time every day if you want; and you can use that free time to do this kind of thing, which to me, is actually interesting and useful to see the ways guys communicate with women and try to make relationships.

marmoreal

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05-10-2011 , 06:08 PM

#164

LKJ

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I can't be the only one who cracked up at

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DONT WASTE TIME

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05-10-2011 , 06:11 PM

#165

WhiteGoose

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pothead mark is absolutely ridiculous

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05-10-2011 , 07:34 PM

#166

IcyHotMonkey

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Originally Posted by Fedfan691

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but 4chan did the exact same thing a month ago:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...mes_square.php

Results of this?

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05-10-2011 , 07:43 PM

#167

scotchnrocks

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tune in on Friday to find out

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05-10-2011 , 08:53 PM

#168

IcyHotMonkey

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Oh, I see. Didn't see the date on the flyer.

Unfortunate that the article was published over a month before the event.

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05-10-2011 , 09:21 PM

#169

KyddDynamite

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Originally Posted by Gus Spangles

-note: i wrestled with moral qualms over posting these guys pictures along with these messages. they certainly greatly enhance the humor, but i think keeping them anonymous keeps me from being a terrible person

Let me log into the accounts, I'll post the pics. If people don't want to be outed for being an idiot then they shouldn't be an idiot online.

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05-10-2011 , 09:34 PM

#170

IcyHotMonkey

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Originally Posted by KyddDynamite

Let me log into the accounts, I'll post the pics. If people don't want to be outed for being an idiot then they shouldn't be an idiot online.

Naw. I disagree. Gotta show some common courtesy and respect.

Its a funny bit that should continue, but they should remain anonymous.

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05-10-2011 , 09:57 PM

#171

rubslotionskin

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perhaps tell the fish that its your birthday and that you love those obnoxiously big helium balloons ?

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05-10-2011 , 10:04 PM

#172

pokerjo22

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This is so 2004

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05-10-2011 , 10:29 PM

#173

costanza_g

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****, i think i messaged girl A last weekend...

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05-10-2011 , 10:38 PM

#174

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,889

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Originally Posted by Whitegoose

+1

not to mention the irony of people making fun of him for having "too much time on his hands" when they themselves are spending their time ever so wisely by browsing BBV

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05-10-2011 , 10:41 PM

#175

yimyammer

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Originally Posted by Whose2know

I actually did this about a month ago. A friend of mine (girl) was on the site and showed me her inbox and it was just LOL. I set up a fake girl profile and played wizard. My intention was to keep messaging a select few guys and have them all meet at the same place (Wendy's, Starbucks, etc) and wear a red shirt or soemthing similar. There would be like 8 of them. ****ing LOL and then video tape it.

Just an idea OP

I didn't go thru with it b/c after reading the emails these ******s kept sending it was depressign to know there were people in the world this stupid.

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Originally Posted by Whose2know

No. Have them all wear the same color shirt and tell them to sit down and wait for you. They will all be looking at each other oddly.

Or even have them bring in a teddy bear as a gift. Something obvious and can be seen by the other guys. A flower might be too small and they can easily just hide it.

Gold.

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Originally Posted by FishAye

I'd have them bring balloons and one of those really large lolly pops.

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Originally Posted by DLU

this...

please

Ditto!!