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05-10-2011 , 04:45 AM
Was gonna google WTF a marmoreal was, but just finally figured it out lol
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05-10-2011 , 05:26 AM
I did google marmoreal and it just confused me more as it's a real word. I thought "WTF does a tattoo of a marble statue have to do with anything?" I finally got it.
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05-10-2011 , 05:33 AM
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG i just made one and the IM's poured in like crazy i had to start multi-tabling chats LOL!

heres the girl i chose



the one on the right. she loves the beach LOL
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05-10-2011 , 05:36 AM
this guy obv doesnt know anything. i showed him.

mike4u269: you like to play sports?
imsophie90: i like to play poker
imsophie90: if thats considered a sport lol
mike4u269: thats cool. i dont think it is, but it might be. its fun though
mike4u269: lol
mike4u269: you been to vegas to play yet?
imsophie90: well wow screw you then you bastard according to espn its considered a sport
mike4u269: lol sorry
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05-10-2011 , 05:53 AM
this thread is spuer stunning. I licked it alot
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05-10-2011 , 06:01 AM
Fantastic thread. Moar.
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05-10-2011 , 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by DesperateHouswives
this guy obv doesnt know anything. i showed him.

mike4u269: you like to play sports?
imsophie90: i like to play poker
imsophie90: if thats considered a sport lol
mike4u269: thats cool. i dont think it is, but it might be. its fun though
mike4u269: lol
mike4u269: you been to vegas to play yet?
imsophie90: well wow screw you then you bastard according to espn its considered a sport
mike4u269: lol sorry
lol brilliant.
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05-10-2011 , 06:22 AM
b4 i sleep



imsophie90: lol
imsophie90: yes i am white!
logaaan: crazy
logaaan: well youre gorgeous

blah blah blah

logaaan: but do you seriously like to jog?
imsophie90: yes!
imsophie90: why!?
logaaan: i love running
logaaan: its such a great stress release
imsophie90: just like sex
logaaan: hahah true
logaaan: but thats not in your interests on here
imsophie90: of course!
imsophie90: im not a slut ok!
logaaan: haha i knoww
logaaan: youre tinyy im a foot taller than you
imsophie90: wow really!?!
logaaan: im 6'4
imsophie90: i cant see myself kissing someone that tall!!
logaaan: uh oh
logaaan: hmm
logaaan: curbs and heels are useful
imsophie90:

......blah blah blah...HERES THE GOLDD

imsophie90: do you like poker?
logaaan: yah
imsophie90: do you think its a sport?
logaaan: no
logaaan: its a game of chance, not skill
imsophie90: are you serious right now
logaaan: while skill is involved to some degree, its not the primary factor
logaaan: call me old fashioned but a sport is something that involves a degree of physical talent
imsophie90: studies have shown that poker is a game of skill logan..not chance you complete idiot..i thought i liked you but now that youve displayed complete ignorance..im gonna have to rethink about me and you.
imsophie90: poker has proven to be a game of skill not chance since 1921..how do you think the greats like ivey and brunson have made a living off of it? just cause you think they are personally lucky people?
imsophie90: screw you you ignorant *******. i hope u burn. youre the reason the doj screwed every american poker player out of jobs. nice talking to you spazztard fish. yeah you heard it.
imsophie90: youre a fish who probably doesnt 3bet aces in MP against an aggro.

logaaan: haha take care
*** logaaan's IC window is closed
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05-10-2011 , 06:29 AM
Inside?
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05-10-2011 , 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by DesperateHouswives
imsophie90: youre a fish who probably bets KK intro trup QQ.
Would have been the proper finish.
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05-10-2011 , 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
Give it up for Mexican Guy. I predict this thread goes down in OOT history.

Oh, and my thoughts while reading one of the replies:

"Wow, this guy's pathetic...oh, he had a MARmoreal tattooed on him in memory of his sister, I think tattoos are stupid, but that's actually kinda sweet...what's a MARmoreal, like a dolphin? Oh wait, he means...wow, this guy's pathetic..."
My exact thought process. Nice thread op, you could turn it epic though
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05-10-2011 , 07:41 AM
what a joke!! LOL!!

Quote:
hi there. So a lot of girls say that they are down to earth but I never really thought it was true antul you. It might be silly, but just the way you type I can tell you are trully a down to earth girl (hopefuly hehe). I see you love the beach. So do I. I actually surf but since I live a little farther from the beach it has been hard go. Anyways, you seem like an nice and interesting girl. Hopefuly you will give me the chance to get to know you. I hope to hear from you soon. take care
wow i guess i really know how to type like a girl.
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05-10-2011 , 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Solid up arrow
you know what would be really funny? ask them to send you pictures of their ***** lol.
uuuhhhhh YGOS? lol

was skeptical at first, now realize this thread is amazing. continue thread indefinitely OP imo
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05-10-2011 , 09:24 AM
Grunching,

Now set up dates with all the guys at the same time/location.
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05-10-2011 , 09:39 AM
Wife is currently on plentyoffish pretending to be some girl who REALLY likes horses. Lots of messages about carrots so far.
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05-10-2011 , 09:49 AM
wtf im still not getting the marmoreal thing...
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05-10-2011 , 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by RUBINH
Grunching,

Now set up dates with all the guys at the same time/location.
lol A+
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05-10-2011 , 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkOne
lol A+
Might try to do this
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05-10-2011 , 09:52 AM
So what's everyone doing this Marmoreal Day weekend?
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05-10-2011 , 09:53 AM
*tag*
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05-10-2011 , 09:54 AM
Gonna make them all wear the exact same thing. Funny or over the top?
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05-10-2011 , 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by TheChamp11
wtf im still not getting the marmoreal thing...
Quote:
Originally Posted by guy that hasn't been laid in 18 months that likes to share too much
Gorgeous how are you. I’m new to the los angles aria came here from Syracuse NY. Moved
here a month agaio. I’m also new to plenty of fish. Trying something new. As you can see I
have a large tattoo it is a marmoreal for my sister
she was killed by a drunk driver last
year. I have 3 piercings both ears and my tongue. I have not been with a woman in over a
year and a 1/2 now. Waiting for the right woman to come along. Would love to hear some more
about you your likes and dis likes.
Big hugs,
Kevin
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05-10-2011 , 10:03 AM
yeah i got it 2 mins after posting lol
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05-10-2011 , 10:05 AM
I have a feeling I am going to spend my entire lunch reading this thread. I really like the idea.

Just a thought, it might be fun to have a male profile too? Maybe a rich older guy and watch the girls vie for his love?
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05-10-2011 , 10:17 AM
Girls dont really use the dating sites.
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