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05-10-2011 , 10:35 AM
I'm really enjoying this thread. fwiw you'll definitely not get as many girls messaging crazy stuff to you than the creepy/lonely dudes. The mass man meetup sounds like a fantastic idea.

Last edited by smody121; 05-10-2011 at 10:35 AM. Reason: Pretty easy to pull girls of POF actually
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05-10-2011 , 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Fretwork
Gonna make them all wear the exact same thing. Funny or over the top?


make sure you go there too and take pics
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05-10-2011 , 10:37 AM
I actually did this about a month ago. A friend of mine (girl) was on the site and showed me her inbox and it was just LOL. I set up a fake girl profile and played wizard. My intention was to keep messaging a select few guys and have them all meet at the same place (Wendy's, Starbucks, etc) and wear a red shirt or soemthing similar. There would be like 8 of them. ****ing LOL and then video tape it.

Just an idea OP

I didn't go thru with it b/c after reading the emails these ******s kept sending it was depressign to know there were people in the world this stupid.
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05-10-2011 , 10:43 AM
great work
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05-10-2011 , 10:44 AM
Someone did this on CraigsList and then turned it into a book.

The outcome is fairly predictable. Guys who use online dating are various degrees of pathetic and socially awkward.
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05-10-2011 , 10:49 AM
You guys never heard of fabswingers.com bet you would get better responses on there
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05-10-2011 , 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkOne


make sure you go there too and take pics
of course. what should they wear?
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05-10-2011 , 10:54 AM
Have them each bring a white flower imo
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05-10-2011 , 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkOne
Have them each bring a white flower imo
No. Have them all wear the same color shirt and tell them to sit down and wait for you. They will all be looking at each other oddly.

Or even have them bring in a teddy bear as a gift. Something obvious and can be seen by the other guys. A flower might be too small and they can easily just hide it.

Gold.
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05-10-2011 , 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Burdzthewurd
No ****, but mix it up and post a good, funny-without being pathetic-message or two if you get any.
Why don't you just tell us what you wrote?
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05-10-2011 , 11:03 AM
A+
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05-10-2011 , 11:06 AM
Get a hotel room, set up webcam in hotel room, tell us the date and time it's happening. stream it
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05-10-2011 , 11:11 AM
Teddy bear idea is definitely the route you should go, would be amazing
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05-10-2011 , 11:19 AM
I'd have them bring balloons and one of those really large lolly pops.
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05-10-2011 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Fretwork
Girls dont really use the dating sites.
Then how are all these people meeting on dating sites?

Girls use them a lot. I've met 5 or 6 girls on dating sites. They are especially useful when you just moved to a new area.
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05-10-2011 , 11:28 AM
I haven't been to POF in years but I just kinda assumed a lot of the craigslist hooker traffic went there after they shut down erotic services, right?
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05-10-2011 , 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Gus Spangles
Gorgeous how are you. I’m new to the los angles aria came here from Syracuse NY. Moved
here a month agaio. I’m also new to plenty of fish. Trying something new. As you can see I
have a large tattoo it is a marmoreal for my sister she was killed by a drunk driver last
year. I have 3 piercings both ears and my tongue. I have not been with a woman in over a
year and a 1/2 now. Waiting for the right woman to come along. Would love to hear some more
about you your likes and dis likes.
Big hugs,
Kevin
This is truly amazing. How do you end up spelling "ago" as "agaio"?

Apparently if I want to internet date, I'll be ahead of 95% of the pack just by using proper spelling and grammar.
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05-10-2011 , 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Matt Williams
Then how are all these people meeting on dating sites?

Girls use them a lot. I've met 5 or 6 girls on dating sites. They are especially useful when you just moved to a new area.
1 in 5 relationships today are started online. It's what the youngsters are calling "the new Facebook". The paid sites (like Match and eHarmony) have a lot less creepers, POF and the like attract those types.
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05-10-2011 , 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Whose2know
I actually did this about a month ago. A friend of mine (girl) was on the site and showed me her inbox and it was just LOL. I set up a fake girl profile and played wizard. My intention was to keep messaging a select few guys and have them all meet at the same place (Wendy's, Starbucks, etc) and wear a red shirt or soemthing similar. There would be like 8 of them. ****ing LOL and then video tape it.

Just an idea OP

I didn't go thru with it b/c after reading the emails these ******s kept sending it was depressign to know there were people in the world this stupid.
this...

please
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05-10-2011 , 11:39 AM
OP, are you using only one pic? I think you'd get far more responses if you had multiple pics.

So how do women decide who to respond to? Sounds like they just pick the least creepiest message.

And among the mass messages, seems like a joke message wouldn't be funny. I expected to see more joke messages.
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05-10-2011 , 11:49 AM
multiple pictures of course, can't be having people thinking im some guy on the internet posting their messages to mock them on a poker forum
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05-10-2011 , 11:58 AM
for A)
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Originally Posted by republican looking guy
Nice pic!! You sound so simple and not hella complicated and full of ****! Lol sorry I would appreciate a nice lady like you!I like to keep things simple and sincere!I am looking for someone who sounds like you! Blah blah but anyways I like to be your friend, drama free! I'm not borring I live my life in humor! What the heck lets hangout?!!id worship every inch of your body!!!!!
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Originally Posted by euro jeep guy, subject 'worship.....worship...'
well as u can see i love sf too, for many reasons. To answer ur question, i dont think u can worship anything if u don't believe in it or u just don't understand it. So for starters one would have to get to know u better in order start liking or believing in u. So, can i ask u a few questions?
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Originally Posted by of course he has a chin-strap beard
hey... my name is Jeromy... i sing R&B... i wouldnt mind singing to you one time... thats if you like R&B like boyz II men... 112... usher... trey songz... get at me... xo
lol for B, same guy who already sent
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hi i do believe you are a perfect sugar baby, and i promise you 'll never regret if you pick me, i love to have a suga baby like you and will spoil you. let me know what you think. my e-mail is *******@redact.com

love

mike
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Originally Posted by goofy looking iranian in a suit guy
Hi, I like to get to know you, with this letter I am sending you all my contact info. You don’t have to but if you like, send me your contact no. so I can reach you. Among things you can do is, you send me a text. Then I can see your no. and I will call you, only if you want to.
Also if you want a better pic. of me send letter to my personal e-mail, and I will send you better pic.
My e-mail address is **redacted**
My tel. no. is #####redacted##
Hope to hear from you soon.
Mike
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05-10-2011 , 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by of course he has a chin-strap beard
hey... my name is Jeromy... i sing R&B... i wouldnt mind singing to you one time... thats if you like R&B like boyz II men... 112... usher... trey songz... get at me... xo
You had me at boyz II men
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05-10-2011 , 12:11 PM
Gonna think of somewhere with free wifi, and will do
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05-10-2011 , 12:20 PM
Pro-Tip: if you make a profile, you can go to your mail settings and set the minimum length for a message to be received to a certain number of characters, which will limit a ton of ppl from just sending you boring short messages.

also obv recommend to turn off the pop-up instant messages immediately
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