i used plentyoffish to holler at some random hot women (works btw, but separate thread), and they would have some funny messages from guys trying to talk to them

so i came up with the idea to make a couple PoF profiles, sit back and let the creepiness roll in, and post it here for betterment of humanity

in order to prod these weirdbeards along, i made the profiles such that they would result in some good messages.

girl A)

-pretty cute 24 year old brunette in sanfran
-headline: "Fiesty girl seeking submissive, fun guy"
-profile info about how she doesn't want macho dominant men, first date wants to be worshipped, etc etc

girl B)

-hot 18 year old blonde in la
-headline: "Spoiled Brat wants Sugar Daddi ONLY"
-about me:
"straight to the point my name is kym and i am a fun, chill chic that likes to just do meeeeee

not gonna lie i am sick of all these broke lil hoodrats or loser ass guys trying to take me out. i am looking for a sugar dadddi who is worthy of meee

im a princess and deserve to be spoiled, so if you are able to treat me right hit me upppp. otherwise HOLLLLA BALLLAS

and to my haters FK YOU ****ES YU JUST MAD CAUSE U FAT"

-first date:
"ummmmm SHOPPPING, only nice restaurants, maybe a game? (front row HOLLA!), and if flowers and gifts aren't involved then WHY WASTE MY TIMEEEE

and i luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv patron!"
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i made the accounts and pretty quickly had over 100 messages between the two accounts which i haven't read. going to now read through them and paste the favorites in this thread.

i was tempted to troll some of these guys to varying degrees, and may still w/ some, but i think just the opening messages should be good enough

-note: i wrestled with moral qualms over posting these guys pictures along with these messages. they certainly greatly enhance the humor, but i think keeping them anonymous keeps me from being a terrible person

It might be creepy how you used pics. But this thread has great potential.

Carry on.

This is one of those situations where I can see the incentive to go to all the trouble of making these accounts and what not...but no matter how much entertainment comes out of it you're still the creepiest one.

no need for the fake profile. if you want guys hitting on you just go to [maybe some NSFW ads on this link] http://www.adam4adam.com/

You have too much time on your hands dude...but please post results.

the trouble was literally under 90 seconds per profile. the results hopefully will justify the 3 mins, most work is cutting and pasting

Yes you are rediculously creepy, even more so than the creepiest of messages you will find in your inbox. Ever tried sports, music, or traveling as a hobby?

That first girl is pretty insane imo.

the following are for girl B: (hot golddigging blonde)

handbag guy wins

hataz,

please realize this literally took zero effort or time from conception to completion when my friends and i were laughing about it. 3 mins making profiles 3 days ago, now reading msgs / posting

that said, pretty much every message gives me the douche chills even if some are funny, so will probably just go through these first waves and post the good ones and be done

take note if you are creeping on women in similar manners tho

Lol, buy a handbag and put out? Prostitution ITT

more for girl B:

this thread has surprizing potential

lol keep em' coming this should be good

more for B:

while girl A > B

its amazing what hairl color can do for you.


Some of these responses are lol : (

I did this out of town one time and tried to get a guy to actually come and knock on the hotel door across the hall so we could laugh at him. I got bored in 5 minutes and didn't follow through.

more for b:
okay thats it for B, onto A

lol, mexican dude is my favorite. likely serial killer 2nd fave just because he sees her picture and profile, and then somehow thinks that kind of message is going to work.

Not sure why you included the guy just going for it.

Girl A's self esteem is taking a hit here.


Edit: Just noticed marmoreal. Awesome.

Also marmoreals ITT

nice thread, "mexican dude" response is hilarious... insecurities itt

lol...wow.