In PU - the Harris/chomsky thread seems a good bet

We* actually checked? After checking, we* actually posted about checking the day after being laughed for acting like an obsessive 13-year-old girl digging into the goings on of her frenemies?

I didn't think it possible that someone could care about me as much as you clearly do, you wonderfully stalky man.

*used one of the wookie's secret social skills to determine what pronoun you like to be described as, Ms.** Dorsett.***

**Throwback to Chez being older than Methuselah.

***19 BTM points to whoever gets the reference.

Using the search feature is stalking? I'm in trouble

Sybil

One of my best friends was in that movie.

And remembering things is lying. The creed of the SMPbeast

Linking to threads is not providing context. Arguing passionately about deeply held beliefs is playing a character. Only thinking that a minority is the problem when he and a white guy do exactly the same thing is just being fair about the minority problem.

Well, in Anais defense, at least he just used the search function for two minutes instead of spending 8 months spamming multiple forums in order for a non-banned poster to be (still undisclosed) and the admin/other members of the board to (spin wheel 'o mystery here) to bring (Jesus Christ/Jack Bauer/Walter White) back to the board.

That would be uuuuuuber creepy.

REMEMBERING THINGS IS LYING!!

The terrible anger is rising again!

Spank, that post was mocking, just in case you actually want to figure out what that word actually means and maybe use a word correctly once.

mew mew mew spank spank spank

I thought Fly was the 13 year old girl.

remembering...

things...

LY-ING

So you are saying you remember all the lies you have posted. Did you use search to find them?

Mean girls travel in packs. Like, OMG, Haven't you seen the movie?

Remembering things that happened is just using the search function in your brain, which is stalking.

Brian, as a more well adjusted adult, isn't obsessed with anyone. Except me, LG, Wookie, bruceZ, etc.

But here's why it's not stalking for him: he has no ****ing idea what he's talking about. That makes it chill and good.

Now we are making obsession lists. Shall we gossip who has the biggest crush on who?

Hey, why not use search to find instances of people saying nice things about people, and burn them for it!

You really dont have a sense of irony do you?

Good job!

Excellent defense mechanism right there!

You are doing that flailing around like a freak out thing that Bruce used to do.

much redirection, very psychology

Brian, to again briefly treat you as a person worthy of respect, rather than what you actually are(which is what, a guerrilla insurgent? Y'all are like them Japanese soldiers stuck on an island unaware the war is over)....

What defensive mechanism, specifically, do you mean? Like in your screwed up little brain, was that some ****ing rapier like wit you cut me with?

You post about me constantly, and when you're not posting about me you're posting about a handful of other posters here. All of them are left-leaning, generally disapproving of explicit bigotry(how incredible of a culture has SMP built that this is a big distinguishing mark? LOL), and sometimes make fun of how ****ing stupid chezlaw is, which makes you hate all of us so much.

So you've embarked on a grand trolling quest. This post I'm writing, if you respond at all, will be met only with nonsense about how you're excited that you got me to pay attention to you. You wound me up! Brian wins! Brian can't actually carry a ****ing conversation about, well, anything, but he got some of that sweet sweet attention.