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07-10-2014 , 10:08 AM

#576

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Quote:

Originally Posted by bixby snyder

Definitely just slowrolled a chick in the elevator. Three of us got in and one person pushed 3 and the other pushed 11. I had to go to 6 but didn't push it until after we landed at 3. The look of death I got was pretty lol. Csb.

More likely the look of thanks for possibly but not certainly changing your mind about the rape.

07-10-2014 , 10:11 AM

#577

Weasel45

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,284

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

How can one hit on a girl in a crowded elevator?

Last week I got on the elevator in the morning and it was already crowded with like 6 ppl. In the back was this very hot girl and we exchanged a glance as I got on but it appeared like all 6 ppl all worked together. Sure enough, as I went to press my floor (6, coincidentally) I noticed 8 was lit up for all of them. So I went up, they chatted, and I got off. Never seeing her again. Seems nearly impossible to make anything happen but hot damn she was hot. Looked just like Rachel Bilson.

Start smoking so you are always in the elevator and then there is a better chance you see her again

07-10-2014 , 10:34 AM

#578

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,219

That made me finally play the game. Got 7144, so boob, praise be to PLOKJ, but was not able to convert on a second tile of that nature to find out what lied beyond.

07-10-2014 , 10:39 AM

#579

cha59

ARTist

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,272

Quote:

Originally Posted by KhalynYohrk

Will not be making a run in the main. Busted to a guy standing up to pick his nose the hand before. Not sure if he ate it. His flush beat my set for a large pot.

The summer started out so good, now its just tears.

Hopefully Wal-Mart will hire me.

Assani bagged up 2x avg though so look for him

rigged. GL Assani!

07-10-2014 , 11:56 AM

#580

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

they chatted, and I got off.

Must have been some v good chats

07-10-2014 , 12:20 PM

#581

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Hey guys. I was thinking about things.

I promise to write everyone's name correctly and use no gifs/memes/comedy or even abbreviations in the rest of today's posts. Everything shall be in earnest in honor of our friend who was very sadly forced to move back to New Zealand, Aidan... K. K represents his last name, that was not a "k". I am explaining for illustrative and not comedic purposes, so as to comply with my above statement. Okay.

Sincerely,
DT

07-10-2014 , 12:20 PM

#582

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Must have been some v good chats

You have correctly identified double entendre, BustoRhymes. I always enjoy this sort of post.

07-10-2014 , 12:23 PM

#583

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Quote:

Originally Posted by cha59

rigged. GL Assani!

I agree. Best wishes and luck to you, Assani Fisher. Is forum poster "loco" still in the Main Event of the World Series of Poker as well?

07-10-2014 , 12:28 PM

#584

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Please write a response.

07-10-2014 , 12:30 PM

#585

bixby snyder

A distant second

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,396

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

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07-10-2014 , 12:30 PM

#586

Weasel45

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Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,284

gr8 poasting m8

07-10-2014 , 12:32 PM

#587

Soulman

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,738

Well that escalated backfired quickly on our green and fuzzy friend.

07-10-2014 , 12:32 PM

#588

Bluegrassplayer

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 40,645

Gl assani

07-10-2014 , 12:35 PM

#589

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Quote:

Originally Posted by bixby snyder

...

DT is short for downtown. Many people have called me DT starting in about 1996. I don't think of it as an abbreviation as much as my own name since most people in real life call me by my first name or DT, but rarely or never "downtown", but I see why you wrote this post.

-DT (downtown)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weasel45

gr8 poasting m8

Thanks Weasel45! I always enjoy reading your posts and it's really funny to me that you drink so much Bud Light, mainly because Bud Light tastes really bad and drinking so, so much is really bad for you, but since I only know you peripherally via the Internet, it doesn't really bother me and it is kind of funny!

07-10-2014 , 12:45 PM

#590

Weasel45

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Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,284

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

07-10-2014 , 01:05 PM

#591

BookToMarket

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

dt: do people irl actually call you Dee Tee?

07-10-2014 , 01:07 PM

#592

BookToMarket

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

Hey guys. I was thinking about things.

I promise to write everyone's name correctly and use no gifs/memes/comedy or even abbreviations in the rest of today's posts. Everything shall be in earnest in honor of our friend who was very sadly forced to move back to New Zealand, Aidan... K. K represents his last name, that was not a "k". I am explaining for illustrative and not comedic purposes, so as to comply with my above statement. Okay.

Sincerely,
DT

Do you pronounce it "ill-lust-tra-tive" or "ill-us-trait-ive"?

07-10-2014 , 01:19 PM

#593

saw7988

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,463

This is easily the best day of July LC so far.

07-10-2014 , 01:23 PM

#594

PayoffWiz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,786

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

Do you pronounce it "ill-lust-tra-tive" or "ill-us-trait-ive"?

Tomato tomato. This is going to turn into a gif jif conversation.

07-10-2014 , 01:32 PM

#595

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,219

Dis gun b good.

07-10-2014 , 01:34 PM

#596

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

dt: do people irl actually call you Dee Tee?

Hi BookToMarket,
Yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

Do you pronounce it "ill-lust-tra-tive" or "ill-us-trait-ive"?

Interesting question in that it forced me to think about how I pronounce a word. I think it's hardly interesting to a wide audience though, therefore overall I would say that the question was bad and you should feel, not bad, but worried that you may be banned from posting on this forum. I, for one, would advocate a ban, absent your posting of more photographs of attractive females that have been sent to you or that you have previously viewed on the Internet prior to interacting with said females.

Quote:

Originally Posted by saw7988

This is easily the best day of July LC so far.

Every day that we are alive is a day to be cherished.

07-10-2014 , 01:39 PM

#597

bixby snyder

A distant second

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,396

Quote:

Originally Posted by BookToMarket

Do you pronounce it "ill-lust-tra-tive" or "ill-us-trait-ive"?

^ ldo unless you're trying to sound pretentious and/or are talking about film or literature and whatnot.

07-10-2014 , 01:41 PM

#598

downtown

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,446

bixby snyder,
I am an additional one that agrees with you.

07-10-2014 , 01:46 PM

#599

Weasel45

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Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,284

Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

bixby snyder,
I am an additional one that agrees with you.

07-10-2014 , 01:54 PM

#600

BookToMarket

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,957

dt: so why do they call you dt? is there a story?

In order to not be banned I shall post more pics of such women. Hopefully posting this will give me a reprieve for the rest of the month.

NSFW (tittays) This is original dem teddies. She sent me this before I ever met her and was like "come here and f me." And so I obliged.

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