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07-01-2014 , 07:00 PM
Most keepers don't get the opportunity to make 18 saves
07-01-2014 , 07:01 PM
american eagle penis is wow
07-01-2014 , 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by odb
Most keepers don't get the opportunity to make 18 saves
Most keepers, if they did get the opportunity to make 18 saves, wouldn't make them all.

Don't take anything away from Howard, he was the best player on the field hands down. Belgium was the better team and deserved to win, but you're smoking crack if you think just any keeper would have kept the US in it like Howard did.
07-01-2014 , 07:33 PM
Does Nike hate freedom? I can't find number 24, Mr. Howard's Jersey anywhere.

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/pw/me...k8ZaowZ896Z9zk

def need some futbol("soccer" to you americans) uniforms for the gym now.
07-01-2014 , 07:40 PM
Great effort from the US. WIM central.
07-01-2014 , 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
He's consistently in the conversation as one of the current best in the world, and it shows.
No man, no. He played well and im not taking that away from him, but this statement is not correct.
07-01-2014 , 07:48 PM
07-01-2014 , 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
No man, no. He played well and im not taking that away from him, but this statement is not correct.
Yeah it's really not. Great game from him today, though, but there were a number of saves he made more difficult than they had to be imo.
07-01-2014 , 07:58 PM
Well at least he didn't nearly lose the game like the Argentina keeper on the bad flick by the Swiss.

Really felt for Switzerland in the first match, Argentina seemed to expect the game to be a gimmie.
07-01-2014 , 08:30 PM
Due to the fantastic OP I am now forgiving DT for ruining the symmetry of the thread with his location.
07-01-2014 , 08:32 PM
Did any of you guys catch the premiere of The Leftovers???

One word: choking.
07-01-2014 , 09:05 PM
Do you mean as in not living up to expectations? First episode left me confused and weirded out but not necessarily interested. I had high hopes so will try again.
07-01-2014 , 09:13 PM
bixby,

It met my expectations. That is not a compliment. Damon Lindelof can suck a xmas dick.

"Choking" refers to a sexual activity I'd never heard of, aka when the guy rolls a "choke" and goes into the bedroom with the girl, where she chokes him while he jerks it.
07-01-2014 , 09:18 PM
USA#1 v BEL#28

Spoiler:
In a work meeting until 5 EST today. Nbd, just record the game and go home to watch. Do not cross go do not collect $200 in between.

Watching pre-game it cuts out 30 min in. No this isn't happening. It shows 4 hours of recording time. Ok, ok. Maybe it just needs to finish the recording until I can watch the rest. Wait for recording to stop & try again. 30 min in ... "FINISHED - This program will be kept until space is needed"

F RAGE. F U-Verse. F AT&T. F Everything. The little recording timer dial only goes 1/8 of the way across the screen - then nothingness. 61% Recording space avaliable. No reason this should be happening. I've got all of the SUI - ARG game recorded perfectly. Yesterday not an ounce of GER or the FRA matches were lost.

K - this is going to be k. It replays at 11pm. No big deal. I'll just make myself busy and watch then.

Bust open the work laptop because **** it what else am I going to do go to the gym, lel?

MSN homepage "US eliminated from World Cup by Belgium"

...... k

Last edited by allinontheturn; 07-01-2014 at 09:19 PM. Reason: i think the lesson here is to change the default homepage on all computers
07-01-2014 , 09:19 PM
Asphyxiation play isn't that uncommon but it's never recommended. Find another way to get off, guys.
07-01-2014 , 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Asphyxiation play isn't that uncommon but it's never recommended. Find another way to get off, guys.
I can only cum with the barrel of a loaded gun in my mouth - is that normal?
07-01-2014 , 09:25 PM
AIOTT,

I'm sorry but I LOLd big at your story. Sorry tho


RJ,

What if she just pretends to choke you? Then it's okay, right?
07-01-2014 , 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I can only cum with the barrel of a loaded gun in my mouth - is that normal?
This is a euphemism for you enjoying peen, right?

There's nothing wrong with that at all.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BustoRhymes
AIOTT,

I'm sorry but I LOLd big at your story. Sorry tho


RJ,

What if she just pretends to choke you? Then it's okay, right?
Oh sure, pretend choking is fine.

Real choking is just too risky.

Experts recommend something other than direct choking if you insist on breath play, like a rubber mask with a tube for breathing - you can then pinch or obstruct the tube and cut off breathing without risking damage to the neck.
07-01-2014 , 09:32 PM
Well, I suppose I walked into that one.
07-01-2014 , 09:33 PM
I mean if it makes you feel better I enjoy a loaded gun as well.

I'm actually a very good shot.

I have no idea what entendre is going on here any more.
07-01-2014 , 09:39 PM
Hey man, if David Carradine had a girl choking him he'd probably still be alive, so...
07-01-2014 , 09:44 PM
Self choking is an elite choice. Every time you're either going to have the best orgasm ever or leave an awesome corpse. Win/win. Having someone else choke you... please, have some self respect. It's a private thing. Stay safe.
07-01-2014 , 09:45 PM
Rusty has it exactly wrong, choking should only ever be done with another person, just in case.

Don't listen to him. He doesn't know kink. I KNOW KINK!
07-01-2014 , 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Rusty has it exactly wrong, choking should only ever be done with another person, just in case.

Don't listen to him. He doesn't know kink. I KNOW KINK!
One of us knows how to die with glory.
07-01-2014 , 09:53 PM
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