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07-01-2014 , 07:00 PM

#76

odb

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,317

Most keepers don't get the opportunity to make 18 saves

07-01-2014 , 07:01 PM

#77

Bluegrassplayer

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 40,645

american eagle penis is wow

07-01-2014 , 07:02 PM

#78

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 48,792

Quote:

Originally Posted by odb

Most keepers don't get the opportunity to make 18 saves

Most keepers, if they did get the opportunity to make 18 saves, wouldn't make them all.

Don't take anything away from Howard, he was the best player on the field hands down. Belgium was the better team and deserved to win, but you're smoking crack if you think just any keeper would have kept the US in it like Howard did.

07-01-2014 , 07:33 PM

#79

KPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 13,431

Does Nike hate freedom? I can't find number 24, Mr. Howard's Jersey anywhere.

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/pw/me...k8ZaowZ896Z9zk

def need some futbol("soccer" to you americans) uniforms for the gym now.

07-01-2014 , 07:40 PM

#80

LuckyLloyd

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 11,659

Great effort from the US. WIM central.

07-01-2014 , 07:42 PM

#81

Aidan

Kroenke Out

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 24,320

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

He's consistently in the conversation as one of the current best in the world, and it shows.

No man, no. He played well and im not taking that away from him, but this statement is not correct.

07-01-2014 , 07:48 PM

#82

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 48,792

07-01-2014 , 07:51 PM

#83

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,387

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aidan

No man, no. He played well and im not taking that away from him, but this statement is not correct.

Yeah it's really not. Great game from him today, though, but there were a number of saves he made more difficult than they had to be imo.

07-01-2014 , 07:58 PM

#84

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 48,792

Well at least he didn't nearly lose the game like the Argentina keeper on the bad flick by the Swiss.

Really felt for Switzerland in the first match, Argentina seemed to expect the game to be a gimmie.

07-01-2014 , 08:30 PM

#85

biggerboat

you're gonna need one

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,860

Due to the fantastic OP I am now forgiving DT for ruining the symmetry of the thread with his location.

07-01-2014 , 08:32 PM

#86

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Did any of you guys catch the premiere of The Leftovers???

One word: choking.

07-01-2014 , 09:05 PM

#87

bixby snyder

A distant second

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,396

Do you mean as in not living up to expectations? First episode left me confused and weirded out but not necessarily interested. I had high hopes so will try again.

07-01-2014 , 09:13 PM

#88

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

bixby,

It met my expectations. That is not a compliment. Damon Lindelof can suck a xmas dick.

"Choking" refers to a sexual activity I'd never heard of, aka when the guy rolls a "choke" and goes into the bedroom with the girl, where she chokes him while he jerks it.

07-01-2014 , 09:18 PM

#89

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

USA#1 v BEL#28

Spoiler:

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07-01-2014 , 09:19 PM

#90

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 48,792

Asphyxiation play isn't that uncommon but it's never recommended. Find another way to get off, guys.

07-01-2014 , 09:22 PM

#91

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Asphyxiation play isn't that uncommon but it's never recommended. Find another way to get off, guys.

I can only cum with the barrel of a loaded gun in my mouth - is that normal?

07-01-2014 , 09:25 PM

#92

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

AIOTT,

I'm sorry but I LOLd big at your story. Sorry tho

RJ,

What if she just pretends to choke you? Then it's okay, right?

07-01-2014 , 09:27 PM

#93

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 48,792

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I can only cum with the barrel of a loaded gun in my mouth - is that normal?

This is a euphemism for you enjoying peen, right?

There's nothing wrong with that at all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

AIOTT,

I'm sorry but I LOLd big at your story. Sorry tho

RJ,

What if she just pretends to choke you? Then it's okay, right?

Oh sure, pretend choking is fine.

Real choking is just too risky.

Experts recommend something other than direct choking if you insist on breath play, like a rubber mask with a tube for breathing - you can then pinch or obstruct the tube and cut off breathing without risking damage to the neck.

07-01-2014 , 09:32 PM

#94

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Well, I suppose I walked into that one.

07-01-2014 , 09:33 PM

#95

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 48,792

I mean if it makes you feel better I enjoy a loaded gun as well.

I'm actually a very good shot.

I have no idea what entendre is going on here any more.

07-01-2014 , 09:39 PM

#96

bixby snyder

A distant second

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,396

Hey man, if David Carradine had a girl choking him he'd probably still be alive, so...

07-01-2014 , 09:44 PM

#97

RustyBrooks

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 24,647

Self choking is an elite choice. Every time you're either going to have the best orgasm ever or leave an awesome corpse. Win/win. Having someone else choke you... please, have some self respect. It's a private thing. Stay safe.

07-01-2014 , 09:45 PM

#98

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 48,792

Rusty has it exactly wrong, choking should only ever be done with another person, just in case.

Don't listen to him. He doesn't know kink. I KNOW KINK!

07-01-2014 , 09:52 PM

#99

RustyBrooks

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 24,647

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGT RJ

Rusty has it exactly wrong, choking should only ever be done with another person, just in case.

Don't listen to him. He doesn't know kink. I KNOW KINK!

One of us knows how to die with glory.