ffffffffffff she's so fffffffffing hot.

She just wants the D man.

Yea, I was willing to be understanding and apologize even though his to was already accusatory. It's a **** show. I'm surprised no one spoke up sooner. I could tell he was operating under some poor assumptions about us and thought he had to resort to belittling and threatening us to wich I was gonna enjoy punishing him but Assani told me to beat it and honestly I was only there to defend the honor of the house, but in all honesty it's probably better left for chewy and those involved(I only have a motorcycle there) to deal with it.

Yes that was a long sentence.

The comment about us taking our garage up with beer pong was lol, considering there has never been a party or any drinking, apart from Dani's nightly bottle of whiskey or bourbon or whatever he drinks.

I wanted to get into it with him, just to prove to him how his approach and assumptions about us were ****ty and actually make him realize being an ******* to your neighbors is a poor way to try and get what you want but it wasn't my place.

My German shepherds actually don't exist yet. I have to wait till I find a house to buy or a new Mo/Mo rental in an area that has very few rentals avail. More houses are coming on the market though so fingers crossed. Hugo you were right, it's a little exhausting.

We looked at a house the other day and there was pot growing outside, just some fallen beaners but pot nonetheless. Can't wait to get it over with.

I think she might not age well.

But dem jumbotrons are somethin

Anyone know what a swiper is? This is a relatively new term to me. I heard it's a thing that happens sometimes.

Triple post time

My gf watches reality tv involving housewives

How do I stop it

KY,
1)You need a 6'6" dude who even lifts in that house. When I enter these types of conversations, they always* become friendly, because people like me! I do tend toward the Assani approach though.

*high level MMA player or the like variance though

2)You have proceeded too far down the asptunnel where you and daddario are married. Walk toward the light.

3)Maybe get more serious with daddario rather than the gf. Try taking things to the next level, going steady, maybe talk about marriage/kids. gl.

This story is missing critical details. E.g.:

- How high was Assani?
- Was Assani on a height cut? If so, I can understand his passive approach, he probably wants to add a few inches before going back to mix it up with the neighbor.
- Is there any reason Assani did not just do a one arm pullup and drop the mic?

Also, I'm not sure of the logistics. You are all parking on the opposite side of the street? Why not on your side? Also, are there racks on racks in the garage, why no park in the garage?

Yeah, finding a house is rough. Who is "we"? The royal we or going to go in on a house with your current roommates?

I believe it is a character from Dora the Explorer. But I have never seen that show so may be mistaken.

Yugo you better dad up soon otherwise your watching of Dora the Explorer will get you to Syndrome-level creepy very quickly, and nobody should go full Syndrome.

Marry her, then she will watch The Bachelorette

I have no idea what goes on except there is apparently a swiper character that gets his name said 234234 times/episode. Cousin's toddler kept saying that at the last family get-together a bunch.

SWIPER NO SWIPE!!!

All of my Dora knowledge comes from a Kevin Smith Q&A.

Use your garage. Don't park in front of your neighbors house if it's not necessary. This is simple courtesy in suburbia.

My oldest was a Dora fiend. So glad those days are over.

When you move out, order a 30 yard dumpster and have it dropped in front of his house. Go around to restaurants and butcher shops and collect grease and rendering barrels. Dump in said dumpster.

Then leave.

I'm quite certain Assani was 3.50 sheets to the wind.

Yes, there is only parking on the one side of the street.

The garage has been used the majority of the time I've been here over the past 1.4 years and yes I agree it should at least have 2 cars in it. The 3rd space can hold the rack folded up pingpong table and my bike.

Basically its just an issue for 1.5 mo in the summer. Theres assani's car, tony's car which will take up the garage since he travels 75% of the year, chewy and his gf have a car each, and ryan d'angelo's car. So thats 5 cars and 2 garage spaces and 3 spaces in the driveway. With this many people coming and going obviously its easier if we have some street available from time to time. So **** this guy for thinking we arent gonna park in front of his house at times.

We is me and my gf, I'm the one buying a house though, not both of us.

daddario? K?

Daddario is only one letter off from Daddarino, which would be a sweet dad nickname!

Looks like KY is locked down into LTR, no competition from him on the forthcoming TinderPinkBoard. Mr. Sando and Mr. BtaddeM look to make it a two man race. Maybe KPowow can at least provide a 3rd horse if he can stop ripping movies to his hard drives for more than an hour a day.

I'd love to see Evofeelio get in there but, let's be honest, kid isn't ready for the big time yet and likely never will be. K. We move on, not everyone cut out for the Tinder Game™.

Most of those nicknames are turrble, but Evofeelio did get a chuckle out of me

KY - so long as you're not using 2 cars to take up 3 cars worth of space like my idiot midwestern herp derp neighbors you're ok in my book

I gotta admit that when I see someone else car parke in the street in front of my house my first emotion is anger. I don't even understand why.

If I understand the situation correctly you guys can't park on the street in front if your own house but have a lot of garage/driveway space you don't use? I definitely think you guys could/should be a little more courteous. But your neighbor seems like an ass the way he said nothing for so long and then is all belligerent I am not sure there is a protagonist in this scenario.

In Daddario H&F has finally found a chick everyone approves

Now is the time to pass the Daddario decree banning all 'no fap' threads and nuking the existing ones with daddario gif bombs

I'm meh on her. IIRC when she showed up in True Detective a few months back I wasn't the only one who felt that way either.

DFII,

This is a safe place. Did you just come out as gos?

Is there an incorrecthorse.gif for DFII's post?

Hey, it's fine. DF2 just not into insanely hot chicks. No biggie.