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Because girls who go to bars and clubs are not my type plus there is too much competition. And me personally i dont date girls that drink/ party a lot. I also only date virgins.

10-23-2010 , 06:23 PM

#13702

Mittens

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Thremp

I'm pretty sure in my small sample size + self fulfilling prophecy I've managed to never pick up a chick in a club here. Though perhaps Mittens will come and wingman me and a girl will actually talk to me, though not actually inside since the volume is 1928319823 decibels.

working on it good buddy

10-23-2010 , 06:26 PM

#13703

Thremp

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Can't you get assigned to do some dd on skype or smth?

10-23-2010 , 06:28 PM

#13704

Spurious

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wsopmichael

Because girls who go to bars and clubs are not my type plus there is too much competition. And me personally i dont date girls that drink/ party a lot. I also only date virgins.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wsopmichael

The dating virgins will prob change in a couple years, since its unlikey any girls 20+ will be virgins.

LOL. LKJ I can see where you are coming from, but really, no gimmick could come up with this.

Dude, the only girls I would never date are girls who never go to clubs, they are socially ******ed.

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Originally Posted by Thremp

I was gonna disagree with this, but after some thought. Its probably pretty true. Even though there are many people who behave differently person than online. I'm pretty sure Henry isn't a Dear Abby column, and I never berate idiots since I just remove them from my company with alacrity.

Obviously people behave differently online, and I personally think you cant hate people on the internet, because we are just trading opinions here and dont really share our personalities, but if you dont make an effort in real life to show your good sides, they look down on you. (Worded poorly, I gotta run though, going out and go to places where only sluts and terrible women go to)

10-23-2010 , 06:31 PM

#13705

Mittens

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Thremp

Can't you get assigned to do some dd on skype or smth?

I don't **** with companies that have unclear paths to real monetization. That said, I just met with the CEO of a rusty Tallinn-based firm. If I do a little more work on it, it's a good excuse to come out.

Last edited by Mittens; 10-23-2010 at 06:31 PM. Reason: We no longer own the reason I was going to be in Helsinki

10-23-2010 , 06:34 PM

#13706

Henry17

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Originally Posted by wsopmichael

Because girls who go to bars and clubs are not my type plus there is too much competition. And me personally i dont date girls that drink/ party a lot. I also only date virgins.

Of the people in a club only a tiny percentage are club girls and they are easy to pick up. Pretty much everyone 19+ goes to licenced venues with varying degrees of frequency so unless your type is shy socially awkward girls I don't see this as a valid point.

10-23-2010 , 06:37 PM

#13707

Thremp

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Don't use them suit words with me. "Monetization" sounds like some sort of voodoo. Only -ization I'm familiar with is named after a great patriot of the SSR.

But really, wtf does "rusty" mean? Freaks are probably all qq about a quarter contraction of the economy. Fighting over jobs to sell me fast food. Find some oil shale **** to research. Though you might end up in Narva or outlying areas and that'd be a sick sick beat.

10-23-2010 , 06:38 PM

#13708

Thremp

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry17

I fail so hard with club whores. I try to ask them questions and they just stare at me blankly wondering why I'm asking the human counterpart to a Real Doll to have actual thoughts.

10-23-2010 , 07:02 PM

#13709

Mittens

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Thremp

Don't use them suit words with me. "Monetization" sounds like some sort of voodoo. Only -ization I'm familiar with is named after a great patriot of the SSR.

Monetization = internet analyst slang for "actual make money from people who use our service"

Rusty = analyst slang for old-school industry, opposite of "sexy"

10-23-2010 , 07:06 PM

#13710

wsopmichael

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loll, i've met girls who dont go to bars/ clubs and that are not socially awkward. they tend to be more religious.

10-23-2010 , 07:10 PM

#13711

Thremp

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Oh. I knew what monetization meant. But how can you pass up a moment to post pictures of Stalin and make allusions to communism/five year plans/pogroms/Russification/etc etc.

Rusty I did not know.

wsop,

Did you not notice the fact you blatantly contradicted yourself?

10-23-2010 , 07:27 PM

#13712

Karak

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There are obviously girls that don't go to bars/clubs who aren't socially awkward. I don't think anyone was asserting that.

wsopmichael you remind me of me when I was like 17-18... well not quite, but a similar version. I was very sociable and outgoing though IRL, and I can't really pick up if you are or not. 17-18 were also my golden years when it came to women. Never have I been better!

Last edited by Karak; 10-23-2010 at 07:28 PM. Reason: don't get leveled, nitsq

10-23-2010 , 07:29 PM

#13713

thebigeasy59

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is it weird that i don't remember why i started trolling pokermike?

10-23-2010 , 07:31 PM

#13714

Christophersen

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Originally Posted by wsopmichael

loll, i've met girls who dont go to bars/ clubs and that are not socially awkward. they tend to be more religious.

Hopefully Jewish. Word on the street is that they are DTF

10-23-2010 , 08:25 PM

#13715

wsopmichael

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Originally Posted by Karak

This is why most posters itt like me, because i remind them of when they were 18. so please can you try seeing things from my point of view.

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Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

is it weird that i don't remember why i started trolling pokermike?

Dont start trolling me again please, I like you when you dont troll me.

10-23-2010 , 08:46 PM

#13716

LKJ

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Wussop,
If you overplay hands in poker the way you overplay gimmick accounts on 2p2, you are probably not a winning player.

10-23-2010 , 08:47 PM

#13717

Henry17

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Originally Posted by wsopmichael

This is why most posters itt like me, because i remind them of when they were 18. so please can you try seeing things from my point of view.

I don't know about the demographic of this topic but typically when someone turns of age they are dying to go to bars. Most people start underage. One of my early ways of making money was making fake ID for kids at my high school. Even the mousy nerdy girl use to go to bars / clubs. There is no way that you are a stereotypical 18 year old.

10-23-2010 , 09:13 PM

#13718

wsopmichael

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Originally Posted by LKJ

Wussop,
If you overplay hands in poker the way you overplay gimmick accounts on 2p2, you are probably not a winning player.

WRONG im a winning player fyi.

10-23-2010 , 09:15 PM

#13719

Mittens

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Well I guess you're not my gimmick then.

10-23-2010 , 09:19 PM

#13720

Karak

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry17

I went to a very well-to-do white suburban upper middle class high school and very few people, if any, went out to bars. There was a drinking culture, but it was rather small.

10-23-2010 , 10:57 PM

#13721

Spurious

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Originally Posted by Karak

I went to a very well-to-do white suburban upper middle class high school and very few people, if any, went out to bars. There was a drinking culture, but it was rather small.

a) Henry is Canadian and their drinking age is 19, isnt it?

b) The states are weird in that way, even weirder if you live in a small town.

c) In Europe most people start going to bars when they are 15-16, the fake id business is non-existent, most people just get the ID of someone 18+ instead of buying a fake id (it's probably harder to fake an id in Germany compared to the states).

d) I dont know a single person that is not going to bars/clubs and is not socially awkward at the same time. WSOPMichael of all people should go to bars instead of creep gaming in broad daylight.

10-24-2010 , 01:14 AM

#13722

thebigeasy59

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Originally Posted by wsopmichael

Dont start trolling me again please, I like you when you dont troll me.

well i was being sarcastic. i know exactly why i started trolling you, and now that you make ridiculous statements about being exclusively virgin-sexing i have a second reason. i mean people itt who know me irl know that i'm literally always kidding when i troll people, but you actually blow my mind. I don't dislike you, I just really like that I started a new meme within SL, kind of at your expense but not really offensive-like.

10-24-2010 , 01:17 AM

#13723

Thremp

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Originally Posted by Spurious

Here... Attractive girls start getting in without ID around 16. lol @ ee

10-24-2010 , 01:27 AM

#13724

zzthe3rd

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

I went to a very well-to-do white suburban upper middle class high school and very few people, if any, went out to bars. There was a drinking culture, but it was rather small.

+1

i went to a very inner city high school, but it was a magnet place so about half the student body was lower SES while the other half was made up of rich whites/asians. there was a LARGE drinking culture, by junior year basically everyone in my grade was drinking both nights of the wknd every wknd, and i cant recall EVER hearing about anyone going to bars.