were they identical twins? i bet they were

lol ok be a ****** about the situation

I have never once posted about having "it" with anything other than my hand. You people are outright liars.

what do you mean "you people?"

Coloreds.

Yesssssssssss

confirmed virgin

I have him on ignore so I don't actually read his posts anymore, but as of a couple months ago, thremp talked a lot of **** as if he got pussy. Is he really a virgin?

i had him blocked for a long time too but then unblocked him like 2 days ago. i would def believe it tho

/inb4ccusteronanewaccountsayingitsbecausethrempsa14 0lbazn

pretty sure 19yo's boyfriend went through her phone and found our texts from last night

cause a really ****ing pissed off person who has knowledge of that convo is texting me right now with an area code he'd have

lolol im gunna get murdered

ahahahahaha karak that is ****in hilarious

it COULD be one of her friends who is a mutual friend with me just ****ing with me, but one of my best friends IRL knows this guy and says it sounds like him from the text of the texts

i refuse to ask who it is tho and i just owned whoever it is pretty hard

lol i never got how a guy could call/text another guy they've never met and tell them to stop hitting on their gf. how about you get another gf if you're too insecure to deal with randoms hitting on her??

which is what you should text him

well i mean our texts last night were pretty ****ing explicit

if i saw some dude texting my gf that i'd lose my mind, but i would never EVER contact him... EVER. not only is it ******ed, but my fragile ego wouldn't be able to handle it.

yeah def a weak a** move on his part if it for sure is him texting you. Good to hear you are owning him.

ya i understand being mad but you should be mad at your gf in that scenario not the random guy

ok i think it might be her roommate just ****ing with me now. if that's the case, im sorry for misleading you guys/getting your hopes up. i was kinda hoping this was the case (that it's him) cause it's pretty hilarious.

on the other hand i like not dying

I know, when I go to the doctor, I like to not die.

ughhhhhh

tonight i went out with my best friend who has returned unharmed form brazil, B (girl i sexed a while back for those who participated in thw SL pstars karak tourny), and a few others.

B and i got in a huge argument cuz i drunkenly called her out on hooking up wiht this guy we play soccer with. mistake number 1. so she was mad at me most of the nght instead of wingwomaning (she is a straight up AWESOME wingwoman usuaully(. the guy is the same ******* that used to (and still does to some extent) baltantly hit on FW so i was trying to smoothly bring up the fact that B should flirt with him more - hes clearly a donk who just wants to hook up with whatever girl he can at any time - to help me out, but my execution was so bad that it ended up being me essentially calling her out in front of bunch ofppl instead of me bein like "yo B just lead this kid on for a little bit until FW hates him"

then, i texted FWs best friend. when me FW and her friend were camping this past wknd they made some reference at one pt to me hitting them up nex t time i went to a bar with dancing (prob in reference to when i went to a gay club back in april or may and danced with guys and lesbians) and i was like "yoooo tonta im at bar XYZ where u at, u should come join us dancin" even though im usally A+ about not texting when im drinking. idk what happened there but FWs friend who usually replies instantly never hit me back so im gonna assume im gonna have to fix that when i wake up. and now im worried FW is gonna think im tryin to hit on her best friend behind her back fmllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllll

<3 zz

I wish I could describe accurately with words how hard I failed tonight.

This might be the low point of my life. At least I hope it doesn't get worse than this.

Wow, ILM must have finally met a chick that didn't want to take his v-card within 5 minutes of meeting him or something? I can't even imagine the horror.

Remember Illymart, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.

Finally this thread is back to girl advice. I just asked the girl who I posted about in the drunk containment thread for lunch tmr...gogogogogog

Made progress w fg, still no poundtown but I figured out the mystery. She's really teasing herself not me. On the rag for one more day, explains a small part of her irrationality.

She also told me she wants to be with me and she may withhold poundtown until I agree. Ugh.