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Old 03-04-2017, 05:56 PM   #5951
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'm never done fingering myself.
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Old 03-04-2017, 06:04 PM   #5952
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Have you considered amputation?
That would make eating pistachios really difficult

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Do your fingers identify as fingers? If so, washing might be an option. If not, that's above my pay grade.
I do wash, however they still have some of the smell. I want to be able to completely get rid of the smell.

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anal fingering
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I'm never done fingering myself.
You are missing out
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Old 03-04-2017, 06:05 PM   #5953
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just eat your pistachios with chopsticks like everybody else does
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Old 03-04-2017, 08:18 PM   #5954
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Maybe you could develop a pistachio-dispensing hat and let gravity do the work? Like those beer helmets with the straws?

You'll be rich. I want a cut of the profit.
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Old 03-04-2017, 11:10 PM   #5955
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First question: I have enough guns and ammunition to hunt and subsist for a while until I find and take all of GW's guns. I'll be good.

Second question: you're resorting to whales now? Luke, just because they're hefty doesn't mean you can call them whales.
Lol you think you could take my guns...

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Old 03-04-2017, 11:41 PM   #5956
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Dammit, mmmmkay!
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Old 03-05-2017, 12:41 AM   #5957
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Maybe you could develop a pistachio-dispensing hat and let gravity do the work? Like those beer helmets with the straws?

You'll be rich. I want a cut of the profit.
Hello Kristy,

I like this idea, although I iike the pistachios that have not been cracked yet. This would be a significant challenge to not only dispense the pistachio to my mouth, but to also crack the pistachio first. Once we figure that part out, I think we might have a winner!

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Old 03-05-2017, 10:56 AM   #5958
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Lol you think you could take my guns...
lol you think the internet is real

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Old 03-05-2017, 10:56 AM   #5959
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i like the hat idea for the pistachios btw
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Old 03-05-2017, 05:33 PM   #5960
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Only blokes with dirty d1cks wash their hands
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Old 03-05-2017, 06:37 PM   #5961
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If I have to touch the toilet I'll wash my hands.
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:01 PM   #5962
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which smells worse, then anal finger or the vaginal finger?
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:16 PM   #5963
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Silly internet nerd. Real, irl, girl's fingers are attached to their hands.
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:25 PM   #5964
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Silly internet nerd. Real, irl, girl's fingers are attached to their hands.
Blasphemy!
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Old 03-05-2017, 09:55 PM   #5965
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anal finger vaginas?
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Old 03-05-2017, 10:13 PM   #5966
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girls that let you anal finger to mouth finger them are the best type.
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Old 03-06-2017, 09:19 AM   #5967
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I heard somewhere to never go anal finger to mouth finger, as it causes the prematures. Is this true, Fiddle?
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Old 03-06-2017, 07:21 PM   #5968
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another line has been crossed
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:41 AM   #5969
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD: What is the over/under on how many people are leveled by our dear Oberbrunner, and why?
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:47 AM   #5970
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bout tree fiddy because becuz
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:49 AM   #5971
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:53 AM   #5972
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imo the more sjw troll gimmicks the better. fight the russian troll army!
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Old 03-07-2017, 12:56 AM   #5973
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imo the more sjw troll gimmicks the better. fight the russian troll army!
This!

Ain't no party like the communist party cause the communist party don't stop!
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Old 03-07-2017, 02:35 PM   #5974
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1, if anyone falls for that it is a major facepalm
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Old 03-11-2017, 05:07 AM   #5975
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where in the world?
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