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Old 03-01-2017, 09:29 PM   #5926
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Re: The question of the day thread

I guess I'm going with NYC since it's the biggest in terms of land area, by like a lot.
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Old 03-01-2017, 09:32 PM   #5927
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Wait, no. I got bad info.
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Old 03-01-2017, 09:36 PM   #5928
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Looks like I'm heading to Tokyo? This is confusing.
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Old 03-01-2017, 09:43 PM   #5929
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Re: The question of the day thread

3 cities in Alaska have more land area than Tokyo.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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Old 03-01-2017, 09:45 PM   #5930
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**** it all. I'm staying where I am.
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Old 03-01-2017, 10:04 PM   #5931
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zikzak you make me laugh the big laughs.

I'll take Stockholm
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Old 03-01-2017, 10:08 PM   #5932
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If we are talking cities, and money isn't an issue, then LA
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Old 03-01-2017, 10:25 PM   #5933
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD:

what's the first thing you do when the world goes to **** and the zombie apocalypse happens.
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Old 03-01-2017, 10:27 PM   #5934
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call my friends and berate them for not voting for hillary
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Old 03-01-2017, 11:03 PM   #5935
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I'll be fine. I have no brains.
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Old 03-02-2017, 03:28 AM   #5936
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Re: The question of the day thread

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what's the first thing you do when the world goes to **** and the zombie apocalypse happens.
Rob the library.

You guys can fight over the last of the guns and food. I'm going to have all the knowledge and entertainment.
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Old 03-02-2017, 04:23 AM   #5937
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Re: The question of the day thread

side QOTD: should i move to wales this week?
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Old 03-02-2017, 05:34 AM   #5938
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Yes.
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Old 03-02-2017, 06:02 AM   #5939
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Didn't you move there once before, and didn't like it..? I doubt moving to Wales is going to solve your problems.
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Old 03-02-2017, 10:03 AM   #5940
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First question: I have enough guns and ammunition to hunt and subsist for a while until I find and take all of GW's guns. I'll be good.

Second question: you're resorting to whales now? Luke, just because they're hefty doesn't mean you can call them whales.
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Old 03-02-2017, 11:10 AM   #5941
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Re: The question of the day thread

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what's the first thing you do when the world goes to **** and the zombie apocalypse happens.
I stopped making plans for any kind of apocalypse when I realized that in all of these scenarios, each (or most) of the nuclear power plants in the world would blow up at some point. Fukushima really ruined the zombie apocalypse for me.
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Old 03-02-2017, 09:56 PM   #5942
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Second question: you're resorting to whales now? Luke, just because they're hefty doesn't mean you can call them whales.
where I'm from we call it whaling. you pretend to get in your canoe and put up your spear like you are going to spear the fattie.

then you go talk to her. lol
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Old 03-02-2017, 09:57 PM   #5943
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I stopped making plans for any kind of apocalypse when I realized that in all of these scenarios, each (or most) of the nuclear power plants in the world would blow up at some point. Fukushima really ruined the zombie apocalypse for me.
yeah we just die a slow and painful death
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Old 03-02-2017, 09:57 PM   #5944
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Yes.
why do i think this is a troll
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Old 03-02-2017, 10:27 PM   #5945
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Thanks for joining Luke. You're a trooper.
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Old 03-03-2017, 10:12 AM   #5946
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what's the first thing you do when the world goes to **** and the zombie apocalypse happens.
Definitely rub one out, that would give me 5-10 minutes of perfect clarity in my thoughts so I could more strategically plan my next moves compared to the RoW who would just be freaking out and looting grocery stores and gun stores.

Good example would be to let them fight for it and then just take from them after their initial battle when they are in a diminished state.
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Old 03-04-2017, 05:35 PM   #5947
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Re: The question of the day thread

Hello Friends,

I have discovered a problem that I cannot figure out. After you are done fingering yourself, what is the best way to get rid of the smell on your fingers? A few nights ago, I got done pleasuring myself, but I had a hard time eating pistachios after I was finished.

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Old 03-04-2017, 05:36 PM   #5948
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Have you considered amputation?
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Old 03-04-2017, 05:50 PM   #5949
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Do your fingers identify as fingers? If so, washing might be an option. If not, that's above my pay grade.
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Old 03-04-2017, 05:53 PM   #5950
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