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Old 02-27-2017, 03:05 PM   #5876
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Do you sleep naked? I slept in the nude the other day, and it was amazing!
No. Sleeping naked is horribly uncomfortable and kind of unhygienic and gross, imo.
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Old 02-27-2017, 03:05 PM   #5877
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Old 02-27-2017, 03:55 PM   #5878
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No. Sleeping naked is horribly uncomfortable and kind of unhygienic and gross, imo.
i need more information plz
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Old 02-27-2017, 04:31 PM   #5879
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Re: The question of the day thread

Men are dirty, sweaty, and stinky. Women have...you know...stuff...going on...down there.

Plus fires and kids who don't knock.
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Old 02-27-2017, 04:36 PM   #5880
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if i stop posting suddenly you'll know i died in a house fire looking for pants
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Old 02-27-2017, 04:41 PM   #5881
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Men are dirty, sweaty, and stinky. Women have...you know...stuff...going on...down there.

Plus fires and kids who don't knock.
Cliffs:

Women aren't dirty, sweaty or stinky.

Women secrete things that aren't stinky or dirty.

Men are pigs who don't understand the nature of the shower or soap.

Fires are dirty and related to kids.

I feel like I learned much today!
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Old 02-27-2017, 05:25 PM   #5882
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Do you sleep naked?
I used to.
The girl I was sleeping with secreted some dirty fire from 'down there' and burned me house down.
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Old 02-27-2017, 06:14 PM   #5883
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I used to.
The girl I was sleeping with secreted some dirty fire from 'down there' and burned me house down.
wat?
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Old 02-27-2017, 06:34 PM   #5884
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if i stop posting suddenly you'll know i died in a house fire looking for pants
True Story time: when I was a kid, my friend's house burned down. Her Dad DID have to run out of the house naked.

NEVER HAPPENING ON MY WATCH. I will be in a lovely nightie, and my children will all be wearing matching pajama tops and bottoms.

My robe and purse are always on my way out of the house.


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Cliffs:

Women aren't dirty, sweaty or stinky.

Women secrete things that aren't stinky or dirty.

Men are pigs who don't understand the nature of the shower or soap.

Fires are dirty and related to kids.

I feel like I learned much today!
Confirmed.
Also, we don't poop.
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Old 02-27-2017, 06:37 PM   #5885
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knew it
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Old 02-27-2017, 07:40 PM   #5886
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Men are dirty, sweaty, and stinky. Women have...you know...stuff...going on...down there.

Plus fires and kids who don't knock.
Some of us have learned to mitigate those issues with regularly scheduled laundry.
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Old 02-27-2017, 08:46 PM   #5887
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Some of us have learned to mitigate those issues with regularly scheduled laundry.
Agreed. 12 monthly change in bed sheets sorts that stuff out.
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Old 02-27-2017, 09:33 PM   #5888
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Some of us have learned to mitigate those issues with regularly scheduled laundry.
Yout change your sheets every day? BOC.

Mine are 1X weekly unless a kid or pet does something gross...which they always do.
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Old 02-27-2017, 09:57 PM   #5889
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Yout change your sheets every day? BOC.

Mine are 1X weekly unless a kid or pet does something gross...which they always do.
what about the horse?
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:16 PM   #5890
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Actually horses kind of creep me out irl
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:22 PM   #5891
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it's cos he's a white cis male isn't it?
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:23 PM   #5892
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Yout change your sheets every day?
I probably should, given how much I drool at night.
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:24 PM   #5893
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:25 PM   #5894
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Old 02-27-2017, 10:26 PM   #5895
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True Story time: when I was a kid, my friend's house burned down. Her Dad DID have to run out of the house naked.

NEVER HAPPENING ON MY WATCH. I will be in a lovely nightie, and my children will all be wearing matching pajama tops and bottoms.

My robe and purse are always on my way out of the house.

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so you have ptsd. right i got it.
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Old 02-27-2017, 11:10 PM   #5896
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New QOTD plz
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Old 02-28-2017, 01:30 AM   #5897
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QOTD: if you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life and it didn't make you fat what would it be?
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Old 02-28-2017, 07:20 AM   #5898
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Old 02-28-2017, 08:57 AM   #5899
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Old 02-28-2017, 08:58 AM   #5900
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wait, I mean pussy
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