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Old 03-06-2015, 10:55 PM   #3451
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Re: The question of the day thread

^^^ this - basketball or golf

though a professional Hopscotch player would be pretty awesome.
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Old 03-06-2015, 11:31 PM   #3452
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hedge fund manager
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Old 03-19-2015, 09:12 AM   #3453
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Tomorrow is the vernal equinox
Is it too late to do fall and winter pruning?
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Old 03-19-2015, 10:35 AM   #3454
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fall - yes
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Old 03-19-2015, 01:13 PM   #3455
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by pruning you mean eating a bunch of prunes?

Like so you can take a ****?
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Old 03-19-2015, 05:59 PM   #3456
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JustJ's shed:

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Old 03-19-2015, 06:05 PM   #3457
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I'm glad he's upgraded from his swamp
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Old 03-19-2015, 08:19 PM   #3458
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At least you didn't show the other side
The garbage cans are over there
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Old 04-01-2015, 09:20 PM   #3459
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Where is your favorite place to go out for breakfast?
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Old 04-01-2015, 09:33 PM   #3460
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fertilized... hang on... different joke


I generally eat breakfast in as I usually only have cereal. On the rare occasion we go out for breakfast it's a waste of money as I hardly eat anything.
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:34 PM   #3461
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Local greasy spoon diner, sit at the counter and watch the cook do his crazy high volume breakfast production without ever losing his cool. Half a dozen orders going at once, pancakes next to scrambled eggs next to omelettes next to bacon next to more eggs with a pile of home fries on one side and a stack of sausage on the other. And not those little wussy breakfast sausages, either. Big, thick sons of bitches, like a toddler's calf. Waitstaff butters the toast on a cutting board so old there's a 1 inch deep depression worn out of it in front of the toaster. Coffee that isn't great or terrible or really anything other than coffee, the way god intended. Pay at the door on your way out, cash only, no credit cards. And no, they don't have an ATM. Bring cash or eat somewhere else.
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:45 PM   #3462
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Local greasy spoon diner, sit at the counter and watch the cook do his crazy high volume breakfast production without ever losing his cool. Half a dozen orders going at once, pancakes next to scrambled eggs next to omelettes next to bacon next to more eggs with a pile of home fries on one side and a stack of sausage on the other. And not those little wussy breakfast sausages, either. Big, thick sons of bitches, like a toddler's calf. Waitstaff butters the toast on a cutting board so old there's a 1 inch deep depression worn out of it in front of the toaster. Coffee that isn't great or terrible or really anything other than coffee, the way god intended. Pay at the door on your way out, cash only, no credit cards. And no, they don't have an ATM. Bring cash or eat somewhere else.
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Old 04-01-2015, 11:51 PM   #3463
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stuffing my face with donuts while driving. no coffee cause it's still too hot, but the donuts are good now.
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Old 04-02-2015, 12:30 AM   #3464
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Local greasy spoon diner, sit at the counter and watch the cook do his crazy high volume breakfast production without ever losing his cool. Half a dozen orders going at once, pancakes next to scrambled eggs next to omelettes next to bacon next to more eggs with a pile of home fries on one side and a stack of sausage on the other. And not those little wussy breakfast sausages, either. Big, thick sons of bitches, like a toddler's calf. Waitstaff butters the toast on a cutting board so old there's a 1 inch deep depression worn out of it in front of the toaster. Coffee that isn't great or terrible or really anything other than coffee, the way god intended. Pay at the door on your way out, cash only, no credit cards. And no, they don't have an ATM. Bring cash or eat somewhere else.


Ours is called "Thumb's Up Diner"
Monster plates of food.
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Old 04-02-2015, 12:57 PM   #3465
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how many poops a day do you do?
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Old 04-02-2015, 01:24 PM   #3466
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2-3, much more during hangover
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Old 04-02-2015, 02:25 PM   #3467
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usually 2, but more if i ate mexican or indian, those really tear me up.

My first **** may count as two though cuz i usually sit on the head for about 15 minutes in the morning while forcing coffe down my throat trying to spite my hangover and heartburn
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Old 04-02-2015, 03:36 PM   #3468
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how many poops a day do you do?
What?
One every two or three days...unless I have a job, then 4 a day, for sure.
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Old 04-02-2015, 03:55 PM   #3469
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Do you even poop J?
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Old 04-02-2015, 04:22 PM   #3470
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Once a day, first thing in the morning after coffee and before my shower.

You could eat off my ass, that **** is clean all day, every day.
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Old 04-02-2015, 06:20 PM   #3471
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You could eat off my ass
Are u flirting?
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Old 04-02-2015, 08:56 PM   #3472
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I ask, because I use to be a two time a day man, but I'm up to 5-7 a day lately.

Spoiler:
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Old 04-02-2015, 09:26 PM   #3473
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Are u flirting?
you know you want to
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Old 04-02-2015, 11:17 PM   #3474
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will you two **** already.
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Old 04-03-2015, 07:08 AM   #3475
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