The question of the day thread

[fidstar-poker]

^^^ this - basketball or golf

though a professional Hopscotch player would be pretty awesome.

[ScreaminAsian]

hedge fund manager

[JustJ46671]

Tomorrow is the vernal equinox
Is it too late to do fall and winter pruning?

[fidstar-poker]

fall - yes
Winter - no

[thabighurt35]

by pruning you mean eating a bunch of prunes?

Like so you can take a ****?

[zikzak]

JustJ's shed:

[fidstar-poker]

I'm glad he's upgraded from his swamp

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by zikzak

JustJ's shed:

At least you didn't show the other side
The garbage cans are over there

[JustJ46671]

Where is your favorite place to go out for breakfast?

[fidstar-poker]

fertilized... hang on... different joke


I generally eat breakfast in as I usually only have cereal. On the rare occasion we go out for breakfast it's a waste of money as I hardly eat anything.

[zikzak]

Local greasy spoon diner, sit at the counter and watch the cook do his crazy high volume breakfast production without ever losing his cool. Half a dozen orders going at once, pancakes next to scrambled eggs next to omelettes next to bacon next to more eggs with a pile of home fries on one side and a stack of sausage on the other. And not those little wussy breakfast sausages, either. Big, thick sons of bitches, like a toddler's calf. Waitstaff butters the toast on a cutting board so old there's a 1 inch deep depression worn out of it in front of the toaster. Coffee that isn't great or terrible or really anything other than coffee, the way god intended. Pay at the door on your way out, cash only, no credit cards. And no, they don't have an ATM. Bring cash or eat somewhere else.

[however]

Originally Posted by zikzak

Local greasy spoon diner, sit at the counter and watch the cook do his crazy high volume breakfast production without ever losing his cool. Half a dozen orders going at once, pancakes next to scrambled eggs next to omelettes next to bacon next to more eggs with a pile of home fries on one side and a stack of sausage on the other. And not those little wussy breakfast sausages, either. Big, thick sons of bitches, like a toddler's calf. Waitstaff butters the toast on a cutting board so old there's a 1 inch deep depression worn out of it in front of the toaster. Coffee that isn't great or terrible or really anything other than coffee, the way god intended. Pay at the door on your way out, cash only, no credit cards. And no, they don't have an ATM. Bring cash or eat somewhere else.

tyft

[ScreaminAsian]

stuffing my face with donuts while driving. no coffee cause it's still too hot, but the donuts are good now.

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by zikzak

Local greasy spoon diner, sit at the counter and watch the cook do his crazy high volume breakfast production without ever losing his cool. Half a dozen orders going at once, pancakes next to scrambled eggs next to omelettes next to bacon next to more eggs with a pile of home fries on one side and a stack of sausage on the other. And not those little wussy breakfast sausages, either. Big, thick sons of bitches, like a toddler's calf. Waitstaff butters the toast on a cutting board so old there's a 1 inch deep depression worn out of it in front of the toaster. Coffee that isn't great or terrible or really anything other than coffee, the way god intended. Pay at the door on your way out, cash only, no credit cards. And no, they don't have an ATM. Bring cash or eat somewhere else.

Ours is called "Thumb's Up Diner"
Monster plates of food.

[fidstar-poker]

how many poops a day do you do?

[FranFran]

2-3, much more during hangover

[thabighurt35]

usually 2, but more if i ate mexican or indian, those really tear me up.

My first **** may count as two though cuz i usually sit on the head for about 15 minutes in the morning while forcing coffe down my throat trying to spite my hangover and heartburn

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

how many poops a day do you do?

What?
One every two or three days...unless I have a job, then 4 a day, for sure.

[FranFran]

Do you even poop J?

[pelicanpoker]

Once a day, first thing in the morning after coffee and before my shower.

You could eat off my ass, that **** is clean all day, every day.

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

You could eat off my ass

Are u flirting?

[fidstar-poker]

I ask, because I use to be a two time a day man, but I'm up to 5-7 a day lately.

Spoiler:

In before joke about loose ass

[pelicanpoker]

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Are u flirting?

you know you want to

[fidstar-poker]

will you two **** already.

[FranFran]

gross