Weakling U/T it is!

I'd vote for him

je suis pineapple pizza

Take that back Fiddle

I assume you've already booked...

Sausage, Hamburg, Pineapple and Jalapeno.

1. Win at the pokerz and the BlackJackz
2. Minimal hookers/strippers time.
3. Sounds like life sucks right now - so you deserve this getaway.
4. Don't be a poon, go unleash your inner degen.

First they came for the pineapple pizza, and I didn't speak up, because I eat pizza only with ham, salami, mushrooms, and garlic.

Then they came for spaghetti carbonara, and I didn't speak up, because I only eat spaghetti bolognese.

Then they came for the breaded meat with potatoes and sperm sauce, and I didn't speak up, because **** that ****, right?

When they came for the spare rips, I realized that this thing only works for people, not food.

first of all, there is no poker played while in Vegas, this is like as basic as breathing. Vegas trips should last no more than 72 hours, contain less than 12 hours of sleep. Time is way too valuable to sit at a poker table with a bunch of ****ers I don't want to be around.

You also want to maximize your professional companionship time, time spent at rhino is exponentially more fun than time at my desk so the equation is easy.

Life has been hard for me lately and it will likely get harder in the months to come but I don't quit, I suck at quitting, and I have a long term plan on how to turn it around.

And I obviously have a room booked, they give me those for free, just waiting on airfare.

Now I'm hungry AND a social justice warrior

Can i come, I'll bring trump masks to the rhino so we can grab'em by the

are you 21 and sufficiently rolled for high levels of debauchery?

My bad tbh35 I forgot which subforum I was commenting in

Are we setting up a bbv vegas trip or I got it wrong?

rolled enough to document your debauchery for the good of all man-kind while we both wear Trump masks.

can't tell is this is placation or not, #dontbelikesammy

you got it half right Nat

yes, come to vegas frannyfrann, i will show you how muricans drink

if you think you can handle it then [insert bob barker]

it's really just me drinking my face off, gambling, trying to get laid and if i fail paying for it instead, did i mention heavy drinking?

Staying at aria, bellagio, or a Caesars prop? Or maybe Cosmo? Quite a bit of porn gets shot at Cosmo

i was diamond at Harrah's last year so staying at the only nice joint they got in that god forsaken paradise. My friends are all at MGM so my plan is to get **** faced Friday night and then try and do diamond in a day Saturday morning while drinking for breakfast to ease the hangover. Depending how I end up from friday night will set the stop loss.

Hai

Pussy



I am 32 and a degen and will promise you stories if you fly me out for 48 hours and provide me 2k

Punishment should be kept to a minimum for this outburst. A two hour ban should do the trick but not during sleeping hours.

just had to change my password - did the site get hacked again?

New thread in ATF but no response from Bobafett dude yet. Maybe the changing of paswerds is the new standard. We'll see.