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Old 02-21-2017, 04:30 PM   #1001
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Old 02-21-2017, 04:31 PM   #1002
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Old 02-21-2017, 04:47 PM   #1004
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Old 02-21-2017, 04:55 PM   #1005
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Old 02-21-2017, 05:08 PM   #1006
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should I go to vegas this weekend?


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Old 02-21-2017, 05:12 PM   #1008
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well, there is the 5-10k i will lose, and the 7 day hangover, and this is not a good time with work and irl **** I have to deal with. I try to talk myself out of it and then just book a flight the night before.

It happens all the time.


1. Win at the pokerz and the BlackJackz
2. Minimal hookers/strippers time.
3. Sounds like life sucks right now - so you deserve this getaway.
4. Don't be a poon, go unleash your inner degen.
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Old 02-21-2017, 05:39 PM   #1009
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First they came for the pineapple pizza, and I didn't speak up, because I eat pizza only with ham, salami, mushrooms, and garlic.

Then they came for spaghetti carbonara, and I didn't speak up, because I only eat spaghetti bolognese.

Then they came for the breaded meat with potatoes and sperm sauce, and I didn't speak up, because **** that ****, right?

When they came for the spare rips, I realized that this thing only works for people, not food.
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Old 02-21-2017, 05:39 PM   #1010
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1. Win at the pokerz and the BlackJackz
2. Minimal hookers/strippers time.
3. Sounds like life sucks right now - so you deserve this getaway.
4. Don't be a poon, go unleash your inner degen.
first of all, there is no poker played while in Vegas, this is like as basic as breathing. Vegas trips should last no more than 72 hours, contain less than 12 hours of sleep. Time is way too valuable to sit at a poker table with a bunch of ****ers I don't want to be around.

You also want to maximize your professional companionship time, time spent at rhino is exponentially more fun than time at my desk so the equation is easy.

Life has been hard for me lately and it will likely get harder in the months to come but I don't quit, I suck at quitting, and I have a long term plan on how to turn it around.

And I obviously have a room booked, they give me those for free, just waiting on airfare.
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Old 02-21-2017, 05:53 PM   #1011
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First they came for the pineapple pizza, and I didn't speak up, because I eat pizza only with ham, salami, mushrooms, and garlic.

Then they came for spaghetti carbonara, and I didn't speak up, because I only eat spaghetti bolognese.

Then they came for the breaded meat with potatoes and sperm sauce, and I didn't speak up, because **** that ****, right?

When they came for the spare rips, I realized that this thing only works for people, not food.
Now I'm hungry AND a social justice warrior
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Old 02-21-2017, 06:18 PM   #1012
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first of all, there is no poker played while in Vegas, this is like as basic as breathing. Vegas trips should last no more than 72 hours, contain less than 12 hours of sleep. Time is way too valuable to sit at a poker table with a bunch of ****ers I don't want to be around.

You also want to maximize your professional companionship time, time spent at rhino is exponentially more fun than time at my desk so the equation is easy.

Life has been hard for me lately and it will likely get harder in the months to come but I don't quit, I suck at quitting, and I have a long term plan on how to turn it around.

And I obviously have a room booked, they give me those for free, just waiting on airfare.
Can i come, I'll bring trump masks to the rhino so we can grab'em by the
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Old 02-21-2017, 06:44 PM   #1013
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Can i come, I'll bring trump masks to the rhino so we can grab'em by the
are you 21 and sufficiently rolled for high levels of debauchery?
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Old 02-21-2017, 06:46 PM   #1014
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My bad tbh35 I forgot which subforum I was commenting in
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Old 02-21-2017, 07:14 PM   #1015
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Are we setting up a bbv vegas trip or I got it wrong?
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Old 02-21-2017, 07:26 PM   #1016
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are you 21 and sufficiently rolled for high levels of debauchery?
rolled enough to document your debauchery for the good of all man-kind while we both wear Trump masks.
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:05 PM   #1017
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My bad tbh35 I forgot which subforum I was commenting in
can't tell is this is placation or not, #dontbelikesammy

you got it half right Nat
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:06 PM   #1018
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Are we setting up a bbv vegas trip or I got it wrong?
yes, come to vegas frannyfrann, i will show you how muricans drink
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:07 PM   #1019
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rolled enough to document your debauchery for the good of all man-kind while we both wear Trump masks.
if you think you can handle it then [insert bob barker]

it's really just me drinking my face off, gambling, trying to get laid and if i fail paying for it instead, did i mention heavy drinking?
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if you think you can handle it then [insert bob barker]



it's really just me drinking my face off, gambling, trying to get laid and if i fail paying for it instead, did i mention heavy drinking?


Staying at aria, bellagio, or a Caesars prop? Or maybe Cosmo? Quite a bit of porn gets shot at Cosmo
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:40 PM   #1021
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Staying at aria, bellagio, or a Caesars prop? Or maybe Cosmo? Quite a bit of porn gets shot at Cosmo
i was diamond at Harrah's last year so staying at the only nice joint they got in that god forsaken paradise. My friends are all at MGM so my plan is to get **** faced Friday night and then try and do diamond in a day Saturday morning while drinking for breakfast to ease the hangover. Depending how I end up from friday night will set the stop loss.
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Old 02-22-2017, 12:30 AM   #1022
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well, there is the 5-10k i will lose, and the 7 day hangover, and this is not a good time with work and irl **** I have to deal with. I try to talk myself out of it and then just book a flight the night before.

It happens all the time.
Pussy

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No. Go to the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City.


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are you 21 and sufficiently rolled for high levels of debauchery?
I am 32 and a degen and will promise you stories if you fly me out for 48 hours and provide me 2k

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Old 02-22-2017, 12:59 AM   #1023
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Punishment should be kept to a minimum for this outburst. A two hour ban should do the trick but not during sleeping hours.
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Old 02-22-2017, 01:12 AM   #1024
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just had to change my password - did the site get hacked again?
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Old 02-22-2017, 02:20 AM   #1025
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New thread in ATF but no response from Bobafett dude yet. Maybe the changing of paswerds is the new standard. We'll see.
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