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Old 02-12-2017, 09:52 AM   #501
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*** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

poor men food, stay alive sammy! We pray for you!

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Old 02-12-2017, 10:10 AM   #502
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Old 02-12-2017, 10:15 AM   #503
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Shut your mouse Fran
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Old 02-12-2017, 10:35 AM   #504
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Yes, beep the horn. That will help.



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Old 02-12-2017, 10:42 AM   #505
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Bathroom sex would have been more satisfying if you had done your research beforehand.

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Old 02-12-2017, 10:51 AM   #506
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shut your dirty mouth majik, sammy does not lick other denmarkian men's penises. Dont worry, I believe you sammy.
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Old 02-12-2017, 11:21 AM   #507
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Bathroom sex would have been more satisfying if you had done your research beforehand.

Just googled it, and glory hole etiquette is apparently a thing (>4000 hits). If I was into that I wouldn't want to discuss it with a girl scout though.
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Old 02-12-2017, 02:14 PM   #508
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Old 02-12-2017, 02:15 PM   #509
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shut your dirty mouth majik, sammy does not lick other denmarkian men's penises. Dont worry, I believe you sammy.
only German ones?
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Old 02-12-2017, 03:31 PM   #510
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drank them all, won 3700 at a 1/2 game
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Old 02-12-2017, 03:37 PM   #511
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drink them all glglglgl
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Old 02-12-2017, 05:03 PM   #512
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FranFran your people invented the neck tie!

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Old 02-12-2017, 05:13 PM   #513
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Pretty active month of solid posting so far. May need to do a best of the half-month
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Old 02-12-2017, 05:49 PM   #514
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drank them all, won 3700 at a 1/2 game
Dayumm. That's a huge win for 1/2. People stacking off 300bb with top pair or what?
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Old 02-12-2017, 05:53 PM   #515
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yeh morphilian, we invented electricity too, we are superior nation
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Old 02-12-2017, 05:58 PM   #516
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it's all covered here morph, you will enjoy it, fwwm too, sammy and milo will not. It's true. Tbh will enjoy it so who cares.

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Old 02-12-2017, 06:00 PM   #517
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Sheep is not really a hardcore fan. This is just a phase Sheep is going through.

Post saver:

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Old 02-12-2017, 06:04 PM   #518
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We've managed to break 500 in less than half of a short month. We need celebrations.
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Old 02-12-2017, 06:05 PM   #519
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1. Good afternoon BBV
2. Good afternoon mister morph
3. Hello Francis
4. Thank you for joining us mister mmkay
5. FU sammy (love Francis)
6. Gamboooooooooooool
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Old 02-12-2017, 06:06 PM   #520
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7. good job tbh
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Old 02-12-2017, 09:48 PM   #521
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F U MONDAY!
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Old 02-13-2017, 12:57 AM   #522
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shut your dirty mouth majik, sammy does not lick other denmarkian men's penises. Dont worry, I believe you sammy.
Dafaq? Although I'm sure the Sammy is flattered to find out about his volunteer manhood defender spokesperson, the only way this statement is true is if you were in fact present in that same bathroom.

All pictures can be forwarded to Waffle for verification of authenticity purposes.

Without it, I'm forced to label this as fake news.
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:04 AM   #523
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**** you Monday. **** you two feet of snow on the ground.
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:48 AM   #524
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About to quote a company in Croatia. The first name of the company is 'SCAM.'

Maybe you should have a talk with them, Franfran, about picking a better name.
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Old 02-13-2017, 10:49 AM   #525
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Sammy did not have sex with FranFran in his bathroom.
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