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Old 02-18-2017, 09:56 AM   #851
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o/u 5 days on back at the forums as always? Making coffee and losing at table tennis gets boring fast
Sorry to disappoint you Mr. FWWM, Sammy's going on a real important mission this time. Mr. FWWM will miss Sammy, it will be hard times, you will seek comfort in sweets and cakes, you will gain much weight but despair not Mr. FWWM, Sammy shall return and bring joy back into your life.
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:27 AM   #852
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WTH, season 20 of South Park is all about trolling Denmark. This is not acceptable. Sammy only watched the first 5 episodes, if Denmark doesn't somehow win in the end, Sammy will have to take action.

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Old 02-18-2017, 10:33 AM   #853
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:40 AM   #854
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Yeah it's time Denmark fires up that anti-troll software.
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:46 AM   #855
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everyone trolls denmark sammy
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:51 AM   #856
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:54 AM   #857
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I haven't watched South Park in ten years but trolling Denmark isn't really that shocking. It seems one of the writers reads this thread.
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Old 02-18-2017, 11:39 AM   #858
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Natamus?
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Old 02-18-2017, 12:33 PM   #859
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I might have to start watching South Park again.
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Old 02-18-2017, 01:09 PM   #860
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1. good morning saturday
2. hi mr craggles
3. bye mrs sammy
4. hi bbv
5. red meat and gambolz today boys, we're in it to win it
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Old 02-18-2017, 01:54 PM   #861
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Old 02-18-2017, 02:17 PM   #862
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I like the first. Size matters.
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Old 02-18-2017, 03:17 PM   #863
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Old 02-18-2017, 03:23 PM   #864
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Don't forget to update us on your latest trip to one of those Asian "massages".

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Old 02-18-2017, 04:47 PM   #865
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Old 02-18-2017, 06:44 PM   #866
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Morph, can you delete post 44 in the fav poker story thread. I've updated it. k thanx bye!
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Old 02-18-2017, 06:52 PM   #867
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Old 02-18-2017, 06:54 PM   #868
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**** you granny Franny!
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Old 02-18-2017, 07:20 PM   #869
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Old 02-18-2017, 07:41 PM   #870
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I haven't watched South Park in ten years but trolling Denmark isn't really that shocking. It seems one of the writers reads this thread.
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Old 02-18-2017, 08:04 PM   #871
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Good for you Colin,

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Old 02-18-2017, 09:45 PM   #872
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:05 PM   #873
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Hai all.




Morph, do you even sleep man?
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:19 PM   #874
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Old 02-19-2017, 12:03 AM   #875
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