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Old 02-03-2017, 08:59 PM   #176
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Hahahaha comedy writers. Mr. Small Thumbs makes Sammy laugh.


Exactly! We are the funniest. Sammy medal goes to Sammy and Denmarkians once again.
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:00 PM   #177
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And where would that leave Australia, since USA and Denmark took 1st and 2nd place?

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but I'm in the USA
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:03 PM   #178
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but I'm in the USA
So you are one of the 1250 that got lucky?
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:09 PM   #179
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So you are one of the 1250 that got lucky?


OK that is hilarious
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:11 PM   #180
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Yes, yes it was.
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:19 PM   #181
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Re: **** Too many Gimmicks, Time for Another Cull ( February LC/NC NSFW)****

Sammy,

Is there anything you would like me to bet on for you while I'm in Vegas? I'll be there for 7 days so plenty of time to do stuff.
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:23 PM   #182
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No thanks. Sammy's got a lot of bets on the game sunday. Sammy will make good money.
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:32 PM   #183
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So you are one of the 1250 that got lucky?
yes, and the intensive vetting only included 8 hours of waterboarding.
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Old 02-03-2017, 09:50 PM   #184
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yes, and the intensive vetting only included 8 hours of waterboarding.


But how many hours of masturbation did it include?
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Old 02-04-2017, 12:16 AM   #185
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But how many hours of masturbation did it include?
he just used the torture time as an alternative to his usual "auto-erotic asphyxiation" playtime.
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Old 02-04-2017, 02:55 AM   #186
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you need to knock out 3 loads to Trump speeches in a 30 minute period or they don't let you in.
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Old 02-04-2017, 04:33 AM   #187
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haha ajaha **** you octopus ha hbha so funny
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Old 02-04-2017, 04:34 AM   #188
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today is the day when we stand together and drink united, as one. Lets make bbv great again.
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Old 02-04-2017, 04:35 AM   #189
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hhhai satturrrddaaayyy
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Old 02-04-2017, 05:08 AM   #190
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Does Europe have anything close to Vegas? Monte Carlo or Monaco maybe?
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:13 AM   #191
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Old 02-04-2017, 06:31 AM   #192
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Old 02-04-2017, 11:44 AM   #193
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lol Nice one Morph.


Sammy, are you going all in on the patriots?

This game better not be a blow out. I'm hoping for several lead changes in this one and lots of scoring. If either qb goes cold with these two offensive powerhouses.... that would be maddening.
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Old 02-04-2017, 12:25 PM   #194
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Stopped watching at "Government of Denmark". Yeah ok, lol
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Old 02-04-2017, 12:30 PM   #195
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the superbowl is sunday at 5:30, calm down


I blame Obama. On the other hand, foreigners are prolly not allowed to watch anymore anyway, thanks Donald.
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Old 02-04-2017, 12:40 PM   #196
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lol Nice one Morph.


Sammy, are you going all in on the patriots?

This game better not be a blow out. I'm hoping for several lead changes in this one and lots of scoring. If either qb goes cold with these two offensive powerhouses.... that would be maddening.
Yes, money on Patriots + various other bets on the game.
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Old 02-04-2017, 12:42 PM   #197
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I blame Obama. On the other hand, foreigners are prolly not allowed to watch anymore anyway, thanks Donald.
If you're in Germany it starts monday 00:30
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Old 02-04-2017, 12:54 PM   #198
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Too many Danes, moved to Hongkong
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Old 02-04-2017, 01:41 PM   #199
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1. Hello Saturday
2. FU Sammy (love FranFran day 4?)
3. What is this SuperBowel and why do we care?
4. No gambolz happened, ****
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Old 02-04-2017, 01:47 PM   #200
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Too many Danes, moved to Hongkong
Do you have one of those funny toilets that washes and wipes your ass when you're done?
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