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Old 02-14-2017, 10:38 AM   #551
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Nat whats another word for shameless self promotion, like the repugnant kind that is completely self serving
Probably below

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Old 02-14-2017, 10:40 AM   #552
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1. **** you tuesday
2. hi BBV
3. happy Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
4. no gambolz today or yesterday so sad
5. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:42 AM   #553
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6. I'm having the caffeine but it's not coffee (beat)
7. I don't have to do anything important at work (brag)
8. Might start gimmick account (variance)
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:47 AM   #554
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in b4 AlwaysCalling gimmick
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Old 02-14-2017, 10:50 AM   #555
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in b4 AlwaysCalling gimmick
how the **** did you do that
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Old 02-14-2017, 01:10 PM   #556
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Old 02-14-2017, 02:26 PM   #557
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Poisoned by sexy kill-bots in Malaysia. Some people have all the luck.
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Old 02-14-2017, 03:25 PM   #558
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He's dead? He didn't even look il
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Gimmick approved.
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Old 02-14-2017, 03:38 PM   #560
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Old 02-14-2017, 05:05 PM   #561
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****ing Dortmund just missed a penalty kick. Those damn Germans are starting to piss Sammy off. Sammy needs more than 2,5 goals in that game.
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Old 02-14-2017, 05:13 PM   #562
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****ing Dortmund just missed a penalty kick. Those damn Germans are starting to piss Sammy off. Sammy needs more than 2,5 goals in that game.
why don't you take it out on them by drinking their piss

that'll show them
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Old 02-14-2017, 05:23 PM   #563
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Wth, who let you back in? Sammy did not approve this.
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Old 02-14-2017, 05:27 PM   #564
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in b4 exactly 2.5 goals
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Old 02-14-2017, 05:28 PM   #565
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I got drunk and don't know what's going on itt
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Old 02-14-2017, 05:30 PM   #566
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Sammy, LDO.

In the industry it depends on what period of time you got in but for my group we'd call it VH1'ing
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Old 02-14-2017, 06:07 PM   #571
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Wth, who let you back in? Sammy did not approve this.
As usual you left the backdoor unlocked.
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Old 02-14-2017, 06:14 PM   #572
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Sammy, LDO.

In the industry it depends on what period of time you got in but for my group we'd call it VH1'ing
damnit Nat. I appreciate the reference but I am being serious here, you are a writer you are supposed to know words.

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Old 02-14-2017, 06:17 PM   #573
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As usual you left the backdoor unlocked.
Haha Fiddle stepping up his joke game. You've probably been working on that joke for the 3-4 days you were gone.
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I was saving the world while you were playing table tennis and losing money gambling.
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