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Old 02-25-2017, 12:48 AM   #1176
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Just discovered an earth-like planet 7000 ly from earth. Seriously considering moving there.

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Old 02-25-2017, 01:41 AM   #1177
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Chin up Morph.


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Old 02-25-2017, 05:01 AM   #1178
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I first went to college to be a journalist in major media but changed course after I found that the professional was going to be nothing like how we were raised and then taught how it should be, at least in USA#1
I took some journalism courses as well and liked them a lot. They helped me cut out a lot of pretentious crap out of my writing.
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Old 02-25-2017, 05:05 AM   #1179
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I think BBC is pretty objective, they got banned by the donald though
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Old 02-25-2017, 05:20 AM   #1180
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Chin up Morph.
On my way to Japan. Maybe I just stay there?
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Old 02-25-2017, 05:24 AM   #1181
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Old 02-25-2017, 08:51 AM   #1182
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not ok
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Old 02-25-2017, 09:05 AM   #1183
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On my way to Japan. Maybe I just stay there?
Have fun living in the future with Colin and FWWM!

Oh, and this.


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Old 02-25-2017, 01:29 PM   #1184
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I think BBC is pretty objective, they got banned by the donald though
If you say bad stuff about the dictator, then you get banned.
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Old 02-25-2017, 01:39 PM   #1185
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On my way to Japan. Maybe I just stay there?
Stop watching the news on a daily basis should be enough. Stay informed but there is no need to be politarding 24/7. It is not for the weak.
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Old 02-25-2017, 02:33 PM   #1186
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Old 02-25-2017, 03:27 PM   #1187
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Aaaaaaaaaaaa. Now i tried twice to post something in the wannabe alcoholic's thread that is nice enough to not get me banned. I couldnt
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Old 02-25-2017, 03:55 PM   #1188
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Old 02-25-2017, 06:40 PM   #1189
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Streaming Goodfellas followed by Casino.

TBH, debauchery update required.
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Old 02-25-2017, 07:01 PM   #1190
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Sheep's still got it.

    Poker Stars, $0.92 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 3 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37650553

    BTN: 500 (25 bb)
    SB: 500 (25 bb)
    Hero (BB): 500 (25 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 9 T
    BTN folds, SB completes, Hero checks

    Flop: (40) K 7 4 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets 20, SB calls 20

    Turn: (80) 7 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero checks

    River: (80) 3 (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets 30, SB calls 30

    Results: 140 pot
    Final Board: K 7 4 7 3
    SB mucked 2 8 and lost (-70 net)
    Hero showed 9 T and won 140 (70 net)



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    Old 02-25-2017, 07:21 PM   #1191
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    sick value bet brah. A lot of BBvers might berate you, but you can tell by your sizing this is going for thin value.
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    Old 02-25-2017, 07:24 PM   #1192
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    Hi bbv
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    Old 02-25-2017, 07:25 PM   #1193
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    1. Love you Saturday
    2. I have done all of the responsible things. It is time to be irresponsible
    3. It's nice when Sammy is gone
    4. Gambolz shall be had tonight (preferably with terrible choices made)
    5. I wonder if tbh has laid a hooker yet
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    Old 02-25-2017, 07:30 PM   #1194
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    inb4 spin and go nit judgments.

    Never watched the walking dead before. I was bored last sunday and tuned in to see what all the excitement was about. Bad timimg I'm guessing since I thought the episode was lame balls.

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    Old 02-25-2017, 07:50 PM   #1195
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    1. Sheep loves Saturday too.
    2. Sheep is drunk.
    3. Sheep will stop playing teh Spin & Go's now.
    4. Sheep misses Sammy.
    5. Good night BBV.
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    Old 02-26-2017, 12:41 AM   #1196
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    Old 02-26-2017, 12:49 AM   #1197
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    Have fun living in the future with Colin and FWWM!
    I just smoked in a hotel room - that's what I call living in the future ... wait!

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    Oh, and this.

    That **** is imminent!
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    Old 02-26-2017, 01:38 AM   #1198
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    Oh yes!
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    Old 02-26-2017, 01:42 AM   #1199
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    I could do this for hours!
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    Old 02-26-2017, 02:22 AM   #1200
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    Cat gifs? **** that. Here is a far better alternative.

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