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Old 02-11-2017, 12:53 PM   #476
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and sammy third to pee in his drink
Hey that's my job!
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Old 02-11-2017, 01:01 PM   #477
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Sammy's been drinking Morph's pee for years, it's actually not that bad.
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Old 02-11-2017, 01:02 PM   #478
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No one laughs at Sammy in person.


poor sammy
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Old 02-11-2017, 01:09 PM   #479
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Calm down FarnFarn
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Old 02-11-2017, 02:05 PM   #480
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*** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***
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Old 02-11-2017, 03:02 PM   #481
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Re: **** Too many Gimmicks, Time for Another Cull ( February LC/NC NSFW)****

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Hey that's my job!
I'll take that back, right now!
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Old 02-11-2017, 04:13 PM   #482
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good
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Old 02-11-2017, 04:17 PM   #483
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Sammy's penis is doing better. Thx for asking guys
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Old 02-11-2017, 04:21 PM   #484
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Old 02-11-2017, 05:14 PM   #485
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How's your penis Sammy?
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Old 02-11-2017, 05:26 PM   #486
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How's your penis Sammy?
Thx for asking, Morph. Your concern means a lot. Sammy's penis is doing better. Sammy still have to stretch his right leg in a weird way when he's walking though.

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Old 02-11-2017, 05:37 PM   #487
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Try pushing your penis to the left leg
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Old 02-11-2017, 05:48 PM   #488
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Try pushing your penis to the left leg
That's exactly what Sammy's been doing. When Sammy stretches his right leg to the side the penis kinda leans to the left and it eases the pain a bit. Mr. Mr.mmmKay seems to know how to handle Sammy's penis problem. Did Mr. Mr.mmmKay fall on his boner during bathroom sex too? Any tips?
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Old 02-11-2017, 07:26 PM   #489
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Re: *** Don't count your spilmaks before the slut results February LC/NC NSFW ***

You can never do just the tip. You think you can, but we're not built that way.
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Old 02-11-2017, 07:54 PM   #490
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Sammy didn't understand what Mr. SJ was talking about at first. Sammy read it a few times. Sammy gets it now. Ha hahaha, Mr. SJ made a joke. The joke was funny. Hahaha (Sammy doing his laughing at suitedjustice's joke laugh).
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Old 02-11-2017, 07:55 PM   #491
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Sheep is not really a hardcore fan. This is just a phase Sheep is going through.

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Old 02-11-2017, 10:29 PM   #492
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In b4 sheep ban
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Old 02-12-2017, 12:13 AM   #493
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I'm not much of an ad guy, but this Danish ad is a little slice of all right.

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Old 02-12-2017, 02:07 AM   #494
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Drunk.
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Old 02-12-2017, 04:30 AM   #495
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I'm not much of an ad guy, but this Danish ad is a little slice of all right.

...they forgot the drunk gamblers!
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Old 02-12-2017, 06:34 AM   #496
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Drunk.
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Old 02-12-2017, 07:09 AM   #497
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Hahhaha, Sammy was drunk last night. Sammy even posted in that PO7.0 forum. Sammy astonished them with the size of his thumb.
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Old 02-12-2017, 08:52 AM   #498
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...they forgot the drunk gamblers!
They only have two TV stations. They can't cover everything.
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Old 02-12-2017, 09:23 AM   #499
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They only have two TV stations. They can't cover everything.
Calm down
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Old 02-12-2017, 09:50 AM   #500
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Sammy eating healthy breakfast today.

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