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02-20-2010 , 05:36 AM

#176

HopelessHousewife

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,253

so much Janters itt. op do u coach?

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02-20-2010 , 07:13 AM

#177

brutti

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,423

OP is an idiot along with all other shortstackers. He got as he deserved running BAAAAAD!

Wee!

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02-20-2010 , 07:21 AM

#178

98342324

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 785

haha love this topic

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02-20-2010 , 07:34 AM

#179

realmaniac

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,755

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Originally Posted by BoWChiKaBoWo

heheheh [ ] 300 times

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02-20-2010 , 07:38 AM

#180

macthemost

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 521

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Originally Posted by C4L

Beat (or brag): You're more attractive than your gf.

Also, 300 times with 1 chick = 1 time.

Although you do get to add more than 1 time if you do it in different sexual positions each night.

kinda sound a lil homosexual there

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02-20-2010 , 07:41 AM

#181

macthemost

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Originally Posted by realmaniac

heheheh [ ] 300 times

omg thats fing awsome. i cant see through my tears

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02-20-2010 , 07:44 AM

#182

EGarrett

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,562

Um, who actually runs ABOVE EV besides that Banana guy?

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02-20-2010 , 07:50 AM

#183

supaStylin

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Can I just add, she does look like a wee dirty. You got a real woman there.

Oh, and sex 3 times a day? You must be goooooood.....

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02-20-2010 , 08:56 AM

#184

kzk

adept

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 822

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Originally Posted by EGarrett

Um, who actually runs ABOVE EV besides that Banana guy?

no one actually.... he needed to be on a huge down to people recover ev....

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02-20-2010 , 09:08 AM

#185

OperationDoomsday

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,464

durden should really remove ptp from his name somehow, also that clearly isnt windows 95, waste of an image

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02-20-2010 , 09:14 AM

#186

w4444x

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 721

So op is bragging about beeing shorstacker who is losing money and lives from fpps ?

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02-20-2010 , 09:47 AM

#187

koOma

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,902

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

you mean the karma of supernova elite? or the karma of having a hot girlfriend? or the karma of what? I am missing the point of this post.

Like I am pretty sure I made 6 figs last year. Pretty sure I had sex over 300 times. Pretty sure karma has been ok for me. Unless you know something i dont. I am confused.

Please don't say you are psychic and my karma is gonna make me win the lotto tomorrow, seriously i dont want that much money.

this is EXACTLY how i picture ratholers in my head.

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02-20-2010 , 10:12 AM

#188

jinzerd

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,875

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Originally Posted by Jokko

Beat: have to brag on a internet forum about having a girlfriend

lol this.

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02-20-2010 , 10:37 AM

#189

bacats32

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,603

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

i know all the ugly GF things are levels, im not even worried about that, there is no one in the entire world that actually thinks she is ugly, maybe not hot to some for sure, but def not ugly.

But yeah, she is out of my league, i wont lie

Yeah your GF is the hottest thing there is.

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Originally Posted by antonio1591

lol at the guys saying his gf is ugly. I mean cmon even if you're leveling, that's such a bad, painfully obvious level. 100% of u would tap op's girlfriend so hard without second thought.

they probably would, doesn't mean she is hot.

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

OK, I'm sure your superhot girlfriend turns heads then.

But seriously gj on the girl and the poker.

pretty much this. I am sure you 2 are walking down the street and ppl's jaw's are droppin.

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Originally Posted by seriial

Funny thing is I thought to myself this guy thinks this ugly girl is so hot is because shes probably the only girl hes been with...Then a few posts later I read you were together for 10 years lol. Your g/f is not hot. She's cute at best. You just think shes "soo hot" because shes the only one who would kiss you with that gonzo nose.

lol

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Originally Posted by kzk

beat: OP had sex with 1 girl his entire life...

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02-20-2010 , 11:55 AM

#190

nemoku

centurion

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sick graph bro

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02-20-2010 , 12:01 PM

#191

EV87

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,266

Less than 30 buyins in EV over 110k hands. Not great imo

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02-20-2010 , 12:15 PM

#192

earl

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 614

EV is not calculated correctly in multiway pots.

???

This is also why all the SNG graphs with HUGE Ev difference are incorrect. 8)

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02-20-2010 , 01:05 PM

#193

ONEsecond

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 70

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

I am sne, with a cute girl,

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02-20-2010 , 01:08 PM

#194

Bad Beat Bill

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maybe you should make some friends so you don't have to post on the internet when you're drunk. you seem like a likeable guy

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02-20-2010 , 01:14 PM

#195

tcs

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Thats a sick OP but stop being a shortstacker ffs

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02-20-2010 , 03:54 PM

#196

Bad Beat Bill

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Originally Posted by w4444x

So op is bragging about beeing shorstacker who is losing money and lives from fpps ?

no no hes also been in a 10-year relationship in which he literally had sex 300 times (at least)

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02-23-2010 , 06:06 AM

#197

Slap My Jack

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karma bump

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02-23-2010 , 06:18 AM

#198

Leveh

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02-23-2010 , 07:34 AM

#199

mrdurdenptp

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lol awesome that this thread got some win after i stopped reading it for a few days

I never saw any pics from anyone so never shipped any hundos, dude sort of lost the time limit, apparently his mom/sister couldn't/wouldn't pose for the pic, which is all good

But man lol at some of the photoshops above A++++ imo. good stuff for sure

oh and its WIN 7, i just turn it back to XP style cause I hate aero

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02-23-2010 , 07:43 AM

#200

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by OperationDoomsday

durden should really remove ptp from his name somehow, also that clearly isnt windows 95, waste of an image

I actually have an account that is just 'MrDurden' when i first made this account, i tried to get the old one reinstated, but the email i used is from a now out of business ISP called earthlink, so I dunno. I never received any email back from an admin, but yeah I want to be just MrDurden if possible.

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Originally Posted by w4444x

So op is bragging about beeing shorstacker who is losing money and lives from fpps ?

If you and only you (since i know you cant be too bright) guess my hourly I will ship you $20

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Originally Posted by earl

EV is not calculated correctly in multiway pots.

???

This is also why all the SNG graphs with HUGE Ev difference are incorrect. 8)

Yeah because this happens SOOOO OFTEN that it really changes the actual amounts so much, that we can just throw AIEV out the window. And obv it can only go one way or the other, it could never even out, it just totally destroys everything.

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Originally Posted by tcs

Thats a sick OP but stop being a shortstacker ffs

Teach me and I will

Last edited by mrdurdenptp; 02-23-2010 at 07:51 AM.