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02-19-2010 , 09:00 AM

#51

Sheep86

BRAG: I shortstack -- BEAT: 100+ buyins below EV -- Variance: SNE?! (oh wait just another brag)

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A shortstacker that runs over 100 BI below EV, maybe there is a God after all!

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Originally Posted by Jokko

Beat: have to brag on a internet forum about having a girlfriend

And this.

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02-19-2010 , 09:06 AM

#52

conquistador28

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me and gf, shes in yellow shirt with badass fanny pack, dogs nose in crotch. yes my dog is b.a.

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that is me.. looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

another shot of gf

BBV will confirm i win.

PM for shipping details

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02-19-2010 , 09:07 AM

#53

J-monkey

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ship the hundo?

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02-19-2010 , 09:09 AM

#54

doubLe a tom

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JORTS

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02-19-2010 , 09:10 AM

#55

doubLe a tom

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auto disqualification for the $100

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02-19-2010 , 09:14 AM

#56

conquistador28

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Originally Posted by doubLe a tom

JORTS

embrace the jorts

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02-19-2010 , 09:17 AM

#57

4thewin

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huge nose itt

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02-19-2010 , 09:18 AM

#58

doubLe a tom

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ok ok u pulled a hot chick despite jorts, ship money op

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02-19-2010 , 09:26 AM

#59

conquistador28

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OP not paying...

ban imo

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02-19-2010 , 09:28 AM

#60

doubLe a tom

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well to be fair, you didnt complete his requirements (sign w/ his name on it) and he said he was going to be gone in a half hour more than a half hour before you posted.

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02-19-2010 , 09:28 AM

#61

mrdurdenptp

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Quote:

Originally Posted by conquistador28

OP not paying...

ban imo

i dont think you were in the bet, but i may pay, im deciding

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02-19-2010 , 09:29 AM

#62

conquistador28

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touche... if i get a promised ship ill get the conquistador sign made..

otherwise, ill just keep loving how pretty i am

gf is decent too

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02-19-2010 , 09:30 AM

#63

conquistador28

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

i dont think you were in the bet, but i may pay, im deciding

lol hes back, im just havin some fun with u man.

sobering up still

looks like ur doing well

congrats

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02-19-2010 , 09:34 AM

#64

rakemeplz

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Maybe its just me but in first pic OP's gf looks like 5-6 range, second pic is maybe an 8-9...limited sample size need over 100,000 pics obv.

Anyways congrats on the possibly hot gf/SNE status and hope you get severe herpes and die.

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02-19-2010 , 09:39 AM

#65

Riina

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all parties involved in this thread suck amazingly hard on many many levels. mrdurden obviously is an uninteresting narcistic douchebag that fails at every aspect of life but the monetary one, the group that states his girlfriend is ugly are probably a nice sample-demographic of around-the-clock-jerking acne-infested hating teenagers. hatersgonnahate.jpg

blegh, the world just became a little more pointless after creating this thread.

I suck for letting it get to me.

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02-19-2010 , 09:43 AM

#66

kzk

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Originally Posted by conquistador28

touche... if i get a promised ship ill get the conquistador sign made..

otherwise, ill just keep loving how uggly i am

gf is decent too

fyp

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02-19-2010 , 09:45 AM

#67

conquistador28

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Originally Posted by kzk

fyp

pics or gtfo (no ****)

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02-19-2010 , 10:30 AM

#68

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by conquistador28

lol hes back, im just havin some fun with u man.

sobering up still

looks like ur doing well

congrats

pic and ill ship a hund

has to be my name not yours tho (and the GF needs to be in it, otherwise no go)

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02-19-2010 , 10:40 AM

#69

kzk

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Originally Posted by conquistador28

pics or gtfo (no ****)

really? lol

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02-19-2010 , 10:42 AM

#70

conquistador28

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Originally Posted by kzk

really? lol

that said h 0mo... its all in good fun mate

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02-19-2010 , 10:44 AM

#71

TheCanoe

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so 100 buyins is like, 20 buyins, right?

Pretty funny how anyone BUT a shortstacker could post pics of his GF and have BBV hang all over his nuts. But hes a SSer so shes ugly. kool?

Last edited by TheCanoe; 02-19-2010 at 10:44 AM. Reason: lol OP is insecure

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02-19-2010 , 10:44 AM

#72

conquistador28

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

pic and ill ship a hund

has to be my name not yours tho (and the GF needs to be in it, otherwise no go)

ill have her hold it up... will do this saturday as i wont see her today. ill do it just in good fun, as a 50nl player, ill take the money, but no hard feelings if u dont

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02-19-2010 , 10:46 AM

#73

Metellus

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Conquistador woman > Durden woman

oh and lol at having sex over 300 times hahahah

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02-19-2010 , 10:46 AM

#74

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by conquistador28

ill have her hold it up... will do this saturday as i wont see her today. ill do it just in good fun, as a 50nl player, ill take the money, but no hard feelings if u dont

i wont check this thread after tonight probably, so just pm me and remind me, ill definitely ship