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04-14-2010 , 04:54 AM
what about the slut?
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04-14-2010 , 04:55 AM
Op is such an insecure douche. Learn how to play poker ffs. Op prob committed suicide after stars and tilt increased the min buy in. It's a fing joke when some 200nl peice of **** ratholer can make sne.
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04-14-2010 , 05:31 AM
bragging about SNE is whatever. bitching about DS is whatever.

WTF at bragging about 300 sex a year? -_-'
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04-14-2010 , 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by lildavefish
op thats nothing man last year I...

made $5,750,362,497 shortstacking in bobbys room
got SNE by playing 11,000,000 hands in an hour PTR missed them all though wtf
had sex 24,000 times with 27,000 women

but obvioulsy I dont wanna brag online about it....
My BS-o-meter just blew up.
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04-14-2010 , 05:50 AM
I made SNE playing LHE last year

I only short stacked for the last month or 2 after stars announced a vpp rate change that made playing low limit LHE impossible with the rake.

And I only continue to shortstack, because I genuinely like it. I hate fullstacking. I hate sng's, I hate mtt's. I actually like shortstacking. I don't care if it is against all other shortstackers. Let us all play just against each other ffs. Then no one can whine
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04-14-2010 , 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp
I made SNE playing LHE last year

I only short stacked for the last month or 2 after stars announced a vpp rate change that made playing low limit LHE impossible with the rake.

And I only continue to shortstack, because I genuinely like it. I hate fullstacking. I hate sng's, I hate mtt's. I actually like shortstacking. I don't care if it is against all other shortstackers. Let us all play just against each other ffs. Then no one can whine
Are you 12? Its ok to shortstack just because you "like it"? You guys are known as ratholers and the whole poker community hates you guys not just cus you guys are ***** annoying to play against, and totally ruin game dynamics, its also cus you guys are terrible for the game itself. Fishes hate it when you shove 66 from the blinds and sucks out vs their KK, and you leave the next hand.

Learn how to play real poker.
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04-14-2010 , 06:19 AM
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04-14-2010 , 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by calvinzorr
Are you 12? Its ok to shortstack just because you "like it"? You guys are known as ratholers and the whole poker community hates you guys not just cus you guys are ***** annoying to play against, and totally ruin game dynamics, its also cus you guys are terrible for the game itself. Fishes hate it when you shove 66 from the blinds and sucks out vs their KK, and you leave the next hand.

Learn how to play real poker.
lol and my solution is to just let us play against each other. How closed minded can you be?

I play poker to make money. And I really don't care who hates me. But because I am not a closed minded dumbass like you, I explain my solution. Let shortstackers, shortstack against each other. Let everyone else do whatever they want against each other.

I just think it is funny how much you guys hate shortstackers, and most of you don't even know why. You just see a strategy you are too lazy to exploit and hate it. Well cry me a river. I feel for you...i truly do
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04-14-2010 , 06:32 AM
Whatever about the shortstacking, I hope you've dumped that cheating sloot by now.
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04-14-2010 , 06:32 AM
You know what all you shortstacking haters should do instead. Take all that hate and negative energy towards shortstacking and look at the real problem. 5%-10% rake.

That is the real problem. If you want people to stop exploiting weak rules, lower the rake. If you guys bitched and petitioned half as much about lowering the rake as you do trying to get rid of the whopping 1k shortstackers online. You guys might actually make money and could hate yourselves and me less.

But you guys would rather fight amongst each other than fight against the real problems. Nothing new. You pay 1.4bb/100 in rake and just ignore it. But are mad because I shortstacker might make you lose .2/100 in equity. It is just laughable
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04-14-2010 , 06:35 AM
lol lot of beats in this thread, and no mr durden this is thread is not about rake
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04-14-2010 , 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by frankvdg
lol lot of beats in this thread, and no mr durden this is thread is not about rake
what is it about then, I forgot?

My nose?

this is me right now



the nose aint bad cmon now.

My chick cheating? I read a few slut comments earlier. It is whatever. I am not gonna go into our personal **** for BBVs sake. The thread I made on the other site was a drunken, idiotic post that I deleted asap. The person above that made that public is a dumbass. And would ****ing hide from me irl and im not a big guy.
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04-14-2010 , 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp
lol and my solution is to just let us play against each other. How closed minded can you be?

I play poker to make money. And I really don't care who hates me. But because I am not a closed minded dumbass like you, I explain my solution. Let shortstackers, shortstack against each other. Let everyone else do whatever they want against each other.

I just think it is funny how much you guys hate shortstackers, and most of you don't even know why. You just see a strategy you are too lazy to exploit and hate it. Well cry me a river. I feel for you...i truly do
Ur solution is terrible, why would i drop down couple levels to win 20bbs from you. And I clearly explained in my last post why the whole poker community hates ratholers like you.

Last edited by calvinzorr; 04-14-2010 at 06:51 AM. Reason: I see you're an internet tough guy too.
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04-14-2010 , 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by calvinzorr
Ur solution is terrible, why would i drop down couple levels to win 20bbs from you. And I clearly explained in my last post why the whole poker community hates ratholers like you.
WTF? You dont have to play against me? If you don't shortstack, you don't see me.

Are you actually making the argument that it is your right to get to play against me no matter what? Well **** it then, just ban sng's and mtt's too.

I want their weak action.

Why I even wrote this post is beyond me. Why I even continue in this 3 month old drunken thread is beyond me.

But I wrote it so **** it SUBMIT REPLY
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04-14-2010 , 07:01 AM
SNGs and MTTs are not harmful to the game. You are.

And if you feel so strongly about this thread ask a mod to delete or lock it.
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04-14-2010 , 07:15 AM
its a 3 star thread at best. I want them to keep it open to waste BBVers precious time
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04-14-2010 , 08:21 AM


you will be bold in 2 years because u shortstack
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04-14-2010 , 09:13 AM
shortstacking is COOL
purple jackets are COOL
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04-14-2010 , 09:46 AM
i think this thread more bout ya hoe who couldnt keep her legs closed.
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04-14-2010 , 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by conquistador28
he posted pics.... he coulda posted a pic of her winning miss america with trump handing her the flowers and no one woulda given the kid credit.

this thread is awesome.
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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp
lol and my solution is to just let us play against each other. How closed minded can you be?

I play poker to make money. And I really don't care who hates me. But because I am not a closed minded dumbass like you, I explain my solution. Let shortstackers, shortstack against each other. Let everyone else do whatever they want against each other.

I just think it is funny how much you guys hate shortstackers, and most of you don't even know why. You just see a strategy you are too lazy to exploit and hate it. Well cry me a river. I feel for you...i truly do
I like this guy go shortstacker ! (and F da haters )
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04-14-2010 , 10:45 AM
FWIW, I wrote a post defending shortstacking (not ratholing) but my connection lapsed as I posted it and it got erased.
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04-14-2010 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by AcesVsMuck
FWIW, I wrote a post defending shortstacking (not ratholing) but my connection lapsed as I posted it and it got erased.
hahahahahha your avatar is awesome!!!
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04-14-2010 , 12:10 PM
BEAT: windows 3.11
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04-14-2010 , 12:35 PM
Shortstacking is to poker as beastiality is to sex. Yeah, it feels the same but at the end of the day you are ****** a goat.
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04-14-2010 , 12:38 PM
ps. sick receeding hairline bro.
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