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BRAG: I shortstack -- BEAT: 100+ buyins below EV -- Variance: SNE?! (oh wait just another brag) BRAG: I shortstack -- BEAT: 100+ buyins below EV -- Variance: SNE?! (oh wait just another brag)

04-14-2010 , 02:40 PM
You're not very good looking at all
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04-14-2010 , 03:03 PM
can i borrow ur purple jacket bro?
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04-14-2010 , 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp


Yup yup 200nl 100+ buyins below EV shipppppp it.
this is your OP nothing about LHE

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp
I made SNE playing LHE last year

I only short stacked for the last month or 2 after stars announced a vpp rate change that made playing low limit LHE impossible with the rake.

And I only continue to shortstack, because I genuinely like it. I hate fullstacking. I hate sng's, I hate mtt's. I actually like shortstacking. I don't care if it is against all other shortstackers. Let us all play just against each other ffs. Then no one can whine
so in 2 months and 120K hands you are down 100 buy ins?

and at least I agree with the final statement

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Let us all play just against each other ffs. Then no one can whine
I make fun of you because you tell lies to make yourself seem better. Or that you have to go back to your sloooot whore. As for ppl saying shortstacking isn't poker. Well that is their problem (no I do not shortstack). But just because you can't make complex decision's and found a way to get away from doing that. Now you short stacking idiots can play amongst yourselves. Guarantee your shortstacking games dynamics just changed for the worse. The fish will not be playing on your shortstacking tables.
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04-14-2010 , 03:49 PM
This thread is the worst thing since the Rwandan genocide. Ironically, OP needs to be dismembered by a mob wielding machetes.
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04-14-2010 , 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Skinnybrown
Shortstacking is to poker as beastiality is to sex. Yeah, it feels the same but at the end of the day you are ****** a goat.
lol well put sir!
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04-14-2010 , 06:31 PM
ratholers like you deserve to run that bad
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04-14-2010 , 06:48 PM
SS is dead, too bad you didn't know before you started to grind for SNE
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04-14-2010 , 07:33 PM
200 x 100 = 20,000
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04-14-2010 , 08:20 PM
1. shortstacker
2. took back GF who cheated on him (LOL)
3. receeding hair line/ bald at 30
4. seems to really wanna impress BBV
5. likes shortstacking


These are the top 5 reasons you are not a winner in life or ever.
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04-14-2010 , 09:32 PM
i have to say, despite the (or because of the):

- insane douchery from OP
- unbelievable insecurity from OP
- sick beats passed off as brags (OP looks, 300sexings in 10 years)
- actual brags not stressed enough (OP GF looks - OP looks = huge #)
- calling out of and response of jort-wearing-strange-face-making-cute-gf-having poster also being a douche but winning bet (no payment)

i have thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread lol.

i too was a douche though at one point and made fun of/posted lots about my ultra-psycho ex gf from st.louis (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...ane#post531321). ultra-psycho = southern baptist, no drinking, *kinky*, faking preggo, said in love after 2mos (i didn't respond). where the eff do i find these girls lol... oh yea...airplanes...

she was like an 8ish (real scale, not psycho oot scale). im now dating a legit 9-9.5 (i'm a 7.5ish 8 tops) i met off match (WAY easier than airplane/train pickups but not as cool of a 'story') but she doesn't get posted b/c i'd like to pretend im way less douchy now lol.

ahhhh memory lane.

Barron
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04-14-2010 , 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by DcifrThs
i have to say, despite the (or because of the):

- insane douchery from OP
- unbelievable insecurity from OP
- sick beats passed off as brags (OP looks, 300sexings in 10 years)
- actual brags not stressed enough (OP GF looks - OP looks = huge #)
- calling out of and response of jort-wearing-strange-face-making-cute-gf-having poster also being a douche but winning bet (no payment)

i have thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread lol.

i too was a douche though at one point and made fun of/posted lots about my ultra-psycho ex gf from st.louis (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...ane#post531321). ultra-psycho = southern baptist, no drinking, *kinky*, faking preggo, said in love after 2mos (i didn't respond). where the eff do i find these girls lol... oh yea...airplanes...

she was like an 8ish (real scale, not psycho oot scale). im now dating a legit 9-9.5 (i'm a 7.5ish 8 tops) i met off match (WAY easier than airplane/train pickups but not as cool of a 'story') but she doesn't get posted b/c i'd like to pretend im way less douchy now lol.

ahhhh memory lane.

Barron
pics of current gf or 5.5 tops
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04-14-2010 , 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by rakes
pics of current gf or 5.5 tops
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