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03-09-2010 , 08:51 PM

#251

IM A FLiRT

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,056

wtf did I read this

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03-10-2010 , 11:56 AM

#252

mrdurdenptp

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,820

lol how does a 3* thread keep going. let it die ffs. Or would you all like me to break out the ruler and really man up?

nah you dont want that. just sit back and stay fat ****ing losers in bbv, its what you guys do best

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03-10-2010 , 11:58 AM

#253

mrdurdenptp

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,820

and lol at the cheating thread, people have problems, we have been together 10 years, if you only ****ing knew. That cheating **** is nada. We have had worse times.

But funny someone actually found it and posted it. lol glad you guys care so much for sure.

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03-10-2010 , 01:00 PM

#254

Pickaface

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 375

[x] OP is insecure
[x] OP is a dumb **** that thinks happines comes from sex

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03-10-2010 , 01:04 PM

#255

cat black

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 271

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

How old are you?

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03-10-2010 , 01:13 PM

#256

Kiriath

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 65

AHAHAHA

OP is such a loser.

Beat: Shortstacking no skill loser.
Beat: Your gf looks like ****.
Beat: Trying to brag on the internet.

Brag: Nothing.

You ****ing suck.

And yes, I registered just to post this.

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03-10-2010 , 01:52 PM

#257

bacats32

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,603

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Originally Posted by Kiriath

AHAHAHA

OP is such a loser.

Beat: Shortstacking no skill loser.
Beat: Your gf looks like ****.
Beat: Trying to brag on the internet.

Brag: Nothing.

You ****ing suck.

And yes, I registered just to post this.

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03-10-2010 , 02:07 PM

#258

Bad Beat Bill

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

This thread obviously did not turn out the way you expected

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03-10-2010 , 02:17 PM

#259

grimripper21

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,482

does op realize how much hotter a redhead girl would have to be to actually be considered hot? maybe i just dont like redheads...the gf is not the brag. SNE and makin 6 figs is the brag, sick life. post some pics of cars/house to shut up the virgins imo

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03-10-2010 , 02:28 PM

#260

theskillzdatklls

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lulz thread.

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03-10-2010 , 02:33 PM

#261

bacats32

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,603

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Originally Posted by theskillzdatklls

lulz thread.

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03-10-2010 , 03:10 PM

#262

99killed

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,191

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Originally Posted by Kiriath

lol welcome to 2p2 sir. u will fit right in imo

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04-13-2010 , 06:04 PM

#263

99killed

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,191

bump cos this thread is so awesome and all major sites have made cashgame buyin changes. gg shortstacking scum.

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04-13-2010 , 06:15 PM

#264

jiroz

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 507

why.....

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04-13-2010 , 07:19 PM

#265

jowr

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 755

just read this thread

i lol'd.

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04-13-2010 , 07:33 PM

#266

TeddyKGB45

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,136

Quote:

Originally Posted by jowr

just read this thread

i lol'd.

bump of the day imo

Hey OP, go **** yourself

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04-13-2010 , 07:47 PM

#267

Username^^

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op now wont get moneyz for food. Shame on you bbv.

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04-13-2010 , 08:52 PM

#268

hammer_time

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Time to get out the McDonalds job application form.

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04-13-2010 , 11:02 PM

#269

LOLSHIPIT

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 186

Waiting for the thread titled

Beat:I cant shortstack anymore without having to play with only other shortstacks

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04-13-2010 , 11:20 PM

#270

ludacris

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 12,277

cliffnotes: Durden had sex 300 times last year, but his g/f had sex 600 times.

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04-13-2010 , 11:58 PM

#271

shipontilt

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 12,209

lmao. dude another guy stuck his monster dong in your girl and you are okay with that?

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04-14-2010 , 01:13 AM

#272

d0nk3y

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,185

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

I played 3million hands last year of cash to make SNE. PTR tracked like 800k of them. Of the 800k that they actually tracked, they managed to miss about 30-35% of my overall hands THAT THEY TRACKED.

So cmon, gimme a break. PTR is lol at best for any high volume player. It gets close sometimes, but sometimes its just lol.

Like, lol.

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04-14-2010 , 04:31 AM

#273

lildavefish

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Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 341

op thats nothing man last year I...

made $5,750,362,497 shortstacking in bobbys room
got SNE by playing 11,000,000 hands in an hour PTR missed them all though wtf
had sex 24,000 times with 27,000 women

but obvioulsy I dont wanna brag online about it....