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02-19-2010 , 07:22 AM

mrdurdenptp

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Yup yup 200nl 100+ buyins below EV shipppppp it.

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02-19-2010 , 07:23 AM

Bannnnnnn

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wat did u expect, karma is a biatch for SS'ing

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02-19-2010 , 07:24 AM

OMGBennyLava

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Bannnnnnnnnn

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02-19-2010 , 07:26 AM

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by Bannnnnnn

wat did u expect, karma is a biatch for SS'ing

you mean the karma of supernova elite? or the karma of having a hot girlfriend? or the karma of what? I am missing the point of this post.

Like I am pretty sure I made 6 figs last year. Pretty sure I had sex over 300 times. Pretty sure karma has been ok for me. Unless you know something i dont. I am confused.

Please don't say you are psychic and my karma is gonna make me win the lotto tomorrow, seriously i dont want that much money.

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02-19-2010 , 07:29 AM

Jokko

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Beat: have to brag on a internet forum about having a girlfriend

btw SHORTSTACK FOR THE WIN GOGO GOOD JOB M8

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02-19-2010 , 07:29 AM

Bannnnnnn

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

requesting pics of hot gf for all of BBV obv.

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02-19-2010 , 07:29 AM

J-monkey

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ahahah had sex over 300 times win.

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02-19-2010 , 07:30 AM

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by Bannnnnnn

requesting pics of hot gf for all of BBV obv.

obv i knew mentioning it, so yes its coming gimme a sec

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02-19-2010 , 07:34 AM

Willem90

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pics of super hot gf or gtfo

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02-19-2010 , 07:36 AM

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mrdurdenptp

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blamo bitches - i know BEAT: She is a ginger/day walker

and i only said 300, cause i figured it was probably right, i lose 60 days a year right off the bat, though there are the days of like 3+ times, but then days of no times too, so meh 300 seemed fair

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02-19-2010 , 07:37 AM

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Willem90

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we want a better picture -_-

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02-19-2010 , 07:39 AM

#12

IN THE OVEN

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I don't like the way her hair curls.
She is way below my standards.

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02-19-2010 , 07:40 AM

#13

Kid_Bris

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i would say nice going, but you seem like a doosh..

nuff said

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02-19-2010 , 07:41 AM

#14

mrdurdenptp

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(yes i stole it off the wsop site, but i also bought one and framed it, so **** them for trying to make me pay like 20 bucks just for an online pic)

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02-19-2010 , 07:41 AM

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IN THE OVEN

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"mrdurdenptp" Wooohooooo I am finally SNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one knows what that is, but basically it means I am kind of a big deal.
January 1 at 10:17am

Oh.

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02-19-2010 , 07:42 AM

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Kid_Bris

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

[ ] would hit

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02-19-2010 , 07:43 AM

#17

IN THE OVEN

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[x] Would hit it with a sledgehammer.

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02-19-2010 , 07:45 AM

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Kid_Bris

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Originally Posted by IN THE OVEN

[x] Would hit it with a sledgehammer.

[x] wanted to say something like that, but, to violence against women, Australia says no..

beat imo

Last edited by Kid_Bris; 02-19-2010 at 07:46 AM. Reason: EPIC 500th POST!!!!!!! FML!!!!dl k jifsaleiofwpr9y3q5pq4tqwinsaeflghirwfiu

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02-19-2010 , 07:48 AM

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J-monkey

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Originally Posted by Kid_Bris

[x] wanted to say something like that, but, to violence against women, Australia says no..

beat imo

ahahah lots of funnies

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02-19-2010 , 07:49 AM

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mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by IN THE OVEN

[x] have hit it with my sledgehammer.

fyp

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02-19-2010 , 07:53 AM

#21

chinz

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Someone should report you for domestic violence.

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02-19-2010 , 07:55 AM

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mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by chinz

Someone should report you for domestic violence.

yeah neighbors keep complaining, but turns out there is no violence

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02-19-2010 , 07:55 AM

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DoitsuJin

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

not a hater but you sound sooooo insecure here.

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02-19-2010 , 07:57 AM

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mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by DoitsuJin

not a hater but you sound sooooo insecure here.

lol im just a little buzzed and ****ing around, I know BBV takes things REALLY serious all the time, so decided to **** around a bit

Not a big deal, yes I am bragging, but I am proud and like to show off sometimes even if it is at 4am and on the intermet

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02-19-2010 , 07:57 AM

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TuckFard

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Brag: sweet gf. (first picture is better tho, she looks 15 in the second one

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Beat: Sorry ass son of a bitch incompetent shortstacking nogood shortstacked ****ing ****face shortstacker who I dont feel sorry for. Suck my ass. Thank you.

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