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02-19-2010 , 01:17 PM

#101

Metellus

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,910

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

99killed is my hero please play at my tables all day

She is 25 and we have been together for 10 years (yes since we were 15, omg if you could only see the vids)

as for the staking comment, i was/am a 1bb/100 winner at 100nl. Was looking for 200nl, no one accepted so i did it on my own, I am up 3500 at 1/2nl right now, PTR has me BE, sweeeeeeet

You've only had sex 300 times in 10 years? She must be holding out!

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02-19-2010 , 01:18 PM

#102

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by conquistador28

LMAO

im not even offended.

does my location make up for the jorts?

im 23 fwiw.

im gonna get a pic sat.

if i find out its your mom or sister, i expect the money back!!

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02-19-2010 , 01:19 PM

#103

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by Metellus

You've only had sex 300 times in 10 years? She must be holding out!

bahahaha if we had sex less than 5x a day when we were 15-17 i dont think we would have made it 10 years tbh

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02-19-2010 , 01:21 PM

#104

French ninja

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 452

[ ] 100 BI.
20bb is not a BI idiot

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02-19-2010 , 01:22 PM

#105

conquistador28

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

if i find out its your mom or sister, i expect the money back!!

i wouldnt lie to u... my sister is fat for what its worth. and my mom is sitting in the chair next to the dog in first pic.

i dont really know how to prove it to u tho, ideas?

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02-19-2010 , 01:22 PM

#106

Zasteo

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Originally Posted by Alobar

Given her hair and your shorts, im guessing these pics are from like 1992, how about an update on how you guys are looking these days?

This made me lol.

His girlfriend is definitely cute. However, making claims on an internet forum of how hot she is automatically diminished. She is about a 6.5 with 5.0 being average. You can take solace in the fact that the majority of these posters are not attractive nor do they have any sort of girlfriend other than their hand.

The second girl pictured is around 7.0-7.5.

Need full body pics with less clothing to confirm/change these estimations.

Stop giving face pics when callin your girlfriend hot. It makes no sense to me.

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02-19-2010 , 01:24 PM

#107

waow

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cliffs:

-shortstacker
-only down 2200 bbs in ev
-6 figures
-sex at least 300 times a year
-bought a picture of himself at wsop and framed it

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02-19-2010 , 01:26 PM

#108

waow

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Originally Posted by waow

-bought a picture of himself at wsop and framed it

seriously lolling at this one

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02-19-2010 , 01:26 PM

#109

ihufa

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214

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Originally Posted by conquistador28

another shot of gf

BBV will confirm i win.

PM for shipping details

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02-19-2010 , 01:27 PM

#110

fmasta1154

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F da haterz.

Sik lief OP.

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02-19-2010 , 01:30 PM

#111

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by conquistador28

i wouldnt lie to u... my sister is fat for what its worth. and my mom is sitting in the chair next to the dog in first pic.

i dont really know how to prove it to u tho, ideas?

lol i was kidding man, i dont care just post a pic, if it your mom or sis it probably ****ing funnier anyway

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Originally Posted by Zasteo

you are an idiot. i can't say anymore, you are just a ****ing lol idiot

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02-19-2010 , 01:31 PM

#112

Zasteo

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Idiot for backing you up, understandable.

As to expect anything different would be foolish of me.

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02-19-2010 , 01:32 PM

#113

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by waow

seriously lolling at this one

errr knew i should have qualified this, my mom/girl bought the pic and framed it and gave it to me with all the tickets and bracelets and **** in it as a cool little thing to remember in case i never played again.

Was an awesome present. Never expected it, didnt care, but love it now that i have it

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02-19-2010 , 01:34 PM

#114

rakemeplz

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FWIW, I don`t think you can complain about all of the jealous virgins in the forum when you make a bbv brag post about how superhot your girlfriend is...and then fail to provide proof.

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02-19-2010 , 01:47 PM

#115

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

FWIW, I don`t think you can complain about all of the jealous virgins in the forum when you make a bbv brag post about how superhot your girlfriend is...and then fail to provide proof.

ziiiiiiiiiiiing/fail

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02-19-2010 , 01:49 PM

#116

conquistador28

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

FWIW, I don`t think you can complain about all of the jealous virgins in the forum when you make a bbv brag post about how superhot your girlfriend is...and then fail to provide proof.

he posted pics.... he coulda posted a pic of her winning miss america with trump handing her the flowers and no one woulda given the kid credit.

this thread is awesome.

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02-19-2010 , 01:57 PM

#117

achybreakymyheart

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i am trying to deal with your helmet head bowl cut or whatever douchey haircut you are sporting.

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02-19-2010 , 02:01 PM

#118

LOLDONKBETZ

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you have to be an exquisitely insecure loser to make a thread/continue with it like you have OP

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02-19-2010 , 02:01 PM

#119

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by conquistador28

he posted pics.... he coulda posted a pic of her winning miss america with trump handing her the flowers and no one woulda given the kid credit.

this thread is awesome.

agreed and your chick is hot **** the haterz all day

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Originally Posted by achybreakymyheart

i am trying to deal with your helmet head bowl cut or whatever douchey haircut you are sporting.

and yeah no doubt, like i figured they would pay way more attention to that than my ****ing nose

and why no ears comments? wtf those things are out of control too.

Or what about skinny? And i think someone even said i have girl hands on facebook.

BBV is slacking for sure. **** my big nose bring the big guns you pussies (but at least man up and admit my chick is better than a ****ing 7)

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02-19-2010 , 02:05 PM

#120

disasterflop

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[x] OP has a couple things to brag about
[x] OP puts on a clinic on how to come across as an insecure douche
[x] gif is relevant to OP

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02-19-2010 , 02:06 PM

#121

Krax

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

She is 25 and we have been together for 10 years(yes since we were 15, omg if you could only see the vids)

wp, you transformed your brag into a total beat. Im yet to meet a couple that stayed together through their teenage years for other reason than being desperate.

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02-19-2010 , 02:08 PM

#122

rakemeplz

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Originally Posted by mrdurdenptp

ziiiiiiiiiiiing/fail

OK, I'm sure your superhot girlfriend turns heads then.

But seriously gj on the girl and the poker.

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02-19-2010 , 02:14 PM

#123

mrdurdenptp

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Originally Posted by Krax

wp, you transformed your brag into a total beat. Im yet to meet a couple that stayed together through their teenage years for other reason than being desperate.

yeah cause we are some ugly mother ****ers....another tool....have fun strangling yourself while you jerk off to your long lost best boyfriend

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02-19-2010 , 02:20 PM

#124

_CardRak_

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OP's mrs looks like a cheap brass

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02-19-2010 , 02:25 PM

#125

mrdurdenptp

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updated cliffs:

[x] ops girlfriend is a 5 at best

[x] op is insecure

[x] op made sne

[x] op has to pay dude 100 bucks when he posts a pic

[X] OP WINZ AT LIFE HATERZ

[x] i am op

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