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Old 02-01-2009, 08:15 AM   #26
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

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shocked this is the first time its a problem. that custom strap is ldo the work of a professional.

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Old 02-01-2009, 08:30 AM   #27
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Just be thankful that she didn't think it's your poker drink and try how it tastes.

It's all a matter of perspective.
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:30 AM   #28
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lol 5 stars!!!
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:47 AM   #29
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

*** what is wrong with you idiots that pee in a bottle. my roomate does this too and its fken nasty. one time he had 2L bottles of cplus/mountain dew on his floor and i picked it up to drink some. he non-chanlanty said dont drink that its piss. im like what do u mean. he's like i pissed in it, i was too lazy to go to the washroom.

how do u even pee in a bottle, do you like jam it in first to make sure it doesnt spill? and omg don't you people wash your hands.
btw my roomate doesnt even play poker he is just lazy/disguisting
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:55 AM   #30
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

in my videos, you will see that i pee in a dog's bowl. if any one ever sees it, i blame it on the dog.
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:56 AM   #31
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

i've thought about doing this coz driking beer and griding go hand in hand, but ****in having to go to the bathroom is a pain in the ass.

beat: read thread title and got excited about a new king niche post
variance: i still lol'd at this
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:58 AM   #32
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

you say that getting up and going to the bathroom is -ev, well girlfriends are too.
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:02 AM   #33
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This is a classic thread. LOL!!!!
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:03 AM   #34
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tell her you'll wash it
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:05 AM   #35
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tell her to wash it
fyp for the misogynists
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:07 AM   #36
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use one of these imo:
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:11 AM   #37
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

****ing classic.

My girlfriend came over and saw mine to yesterday. I just told her I was sick....and didn't feel like moving on Friday night...although the grind was in progress. She told me I was gross as well. On a side note, she stole my Pokerstars monkey....damn whore.
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:20 AM   #38
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I once saw a documentary about people who had an irresistible urge to collect everything. Old newspapers, total garbage, everything. One of them collected his own piss and ****. Then sometimes he would have a moment of clarity and go "WTF am I doing?" and get rid of all the piss and ****, but then after a while he would start collecting it again. He would go out at night and search trash cans for things to collect. "I'm selective" he said, while picking up a newspaper from a trash can, "I don't collect everything, I only collect things that I like. I don't want this," he showed the newspaper, it was about horse racing,"because I don't like horse racing."
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:20 AM   #39
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you guys should get rich enough to buy a house with a bathroom at your working space.
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:39 AM   #40
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what is wrong with you people
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:39 AM   #41
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i've found it's easier just to move my workspace to my bathroom.
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:05 AM   #42
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

if u dont pee in a bottle when you play, and you can easily ur a gay nerd and soz ur mom

i did when i was living on my own but now that im almost 23 and living with my mom i dont cuz its 2 much of a hassle
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:20 AM   #43
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i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb ***** i hope shes dead now.
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:36 AM   #44
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i remember i was in the shower with my long-time-ago girlfriend and i offered to pee on her and she was like, "no, thats gross." what a dumb ***** i hope shes dead now.
LMAO!! hahaha great story
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:43 AM   #45
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when did I lie?
ur entire post is a lie
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:50 AM   #46
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

just bring your laptop to the bathroom LDO.

And the picture is awesome.
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:58 AM   #47
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Dribble the pissy goodness all over her crotch while she's asleep, then laugh at her for peeing the bed like an emo kid. She'll either claw out your eyes or dump you. Either way, you won't have to listen to her anymore.

(This makes me a gender traitor, I know, but I don't like my fellow women that much anyway.)
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:11 PM   #48
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I assume the purpose of the bottle is so you don't have to leave the computer whilst playing? How many tables of 10/20 are you playing at one time?!?
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:15 PM   #49
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Tell her its a urine sample cause you are pretty ****ing sure you caught something from her.
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:33 PM   #50
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tell her to be happy you didnt **** in it
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