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Old 02-01-2009, 08:04 PM   #76
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squeeze one out on her face while sleeping?
ty, i loled hard.
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:12 PM   #77
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:16 PM   #78
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

nice choice with the 5 litre bottles, i use them alot more now, or the Oasis bottles, not as big but still decent girth wise.

with a normal 2litre bottle, it sometimes gets messy when you try to mutlitable the peeing + poker, with the 5 litre bottle ur basically just limping inside the bottle anyway so u can move a bit more freely while playing.
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:19 PM   #79
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

AAAAhahahahha, ive thought about doing that...but im like fc it its too gross, im going to try to figure something along the same lines...i always think that i can make it back in time cause my bathroom is a 3 second hop and skip away, but when i come back im timed out of half my tables...everytime. Just calmly explain to her (with a big smile on your face) that it could cost you a lot of money leaving your tables for a minute, is she doesnt understand that......then whip your cack out and pee in her eye.
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:25 PM   #80
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I went through a phase of doing this but stopped because:

- Cleaning it out is a horrible job that I never wanted to do / didn't always get the chance to do because I didn't want housemates to catch me carrying a bottle of piss to the bathroom. The longer you leave it, the worse it gets, which makes you want to do it even less.

- Getting caught would be pretty embarrassing. Pretty easy to chat about to strangers on the internet but having to explain it IRL would be crappy.
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Old 02-01-2009, 08:33 PM   #81
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

i feel bad 4 women

they have to cook 4 us
clean up 4 us
wash our clothes...
and live with our big ****s in em.
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:16 PM   #82
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

for multihour multitabling grinding, bottle pissing is correct

just make sure its dark exterior, cleaned daily, and hidden.

also make sure youre not a pussy who doesnt kick the ***** out on the curb the second she complains about you
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:17 PM   #83
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

btw if you guys get lazy and don't dump the pee after about two days it becomes literally the grossest thing you'll ever smell -- and I've spent weeks in New Jersey.
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:31 PM   #84
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

just tell her you've been working on a recipe for foot balm.... everyone knows good foot balm has urea as its main ingredient

or empty it once in a blue moon

or just tell here it's apple juice.......
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:05 PM   #85
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I assume a lot of winning players pee in a bottle while playing.
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:09 PM   #86
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Pee bottle is completely standard.

Sitting out is a poor option when 12-tabling.
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:18 PM   #87
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imo you tell her you did it to save money but there is truly no excuse because it is not sanitary and that you'll never do it again, blah, blah, but keep doing it, ur just getting her off your back. if it makes you feel any better my gf would flip her shat too but much worse.

p.s. - how do you do #2?
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:28 PM   #88
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pics or ban imo
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:31 PM   #89
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Stop pissing in it?
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:32 PM   #90
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That is 1 poor setup, this is my own battlestation:

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Old 02-01-2009, 10:36 PM   #91
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That is 1 poor setup, this is my own battlestation:

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Old 02-01-2009, 10:52 PM   #92
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I used to pee in a bottle when multitabling, but I sit out nowadays.
I drink a lot of water when I play and therefore piss prob once every hour. I have figured that sitting out and then stretch your legs for five minutes after you have been to the bathroom is the most +ev play.
This 5 minute break clears my mind and helps me play my A-game for longer session.. like 5+hours

However I think peeing in a bottle is perfectly standard and okay, every poker player has prob done it or atleast considered doing it once.
Even the most divine to ever walk on this earth, Sir Patrik Antonius has used pee bottle.
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:49 PM   #93
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or just tell here it's apple juice.......
I told her its orange juice, then the wacko wanted to open it to see.


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p.s. - how do you do #2?
I take a **** while on my laptop.
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Old 02-02-2009, 12:46 AM   #94
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I stayed at my brothers house for a couple of weeks over xmas and not only did he find a pee bottle in my room but he also told ***** EVERYONE about it, including my parents, who now think I am completely ferral. I'm still not talking to him.

I'm no prude but the shame is up there. keep that **** hidden yo.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:07 AM   #95
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

It's pretty standard when you 8 table while living in a dorm where the br is 150 feet away.
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:23 AM   #96
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[x] bottled at the source
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:29 AM   #97
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

I think I'm calling BS on the first poster's story, it doesn't seem like he's a 10/20 player just a random poser

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...owards-229007/
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:37 AM   #98
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

yeah why would she be all pissy about it?

its just a bottle of piss, she should be thankful ur not pissing the carpet or ur pants
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:33 AM   #99
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However I think peeing in a bottle is perfectly standard and okay, every poker player has prob done it or atleast considered doing it once.
Errrrr nope....... Funny thread though.
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:16 AM   #100
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

im in uni right now playing a crappy cash game, i really need a pee but i think it might be wrong to pee into my empty sprite bottle infront of 2 chavy girls on facebook and 5 asians playing WOW, im taking money off donks and wana keep playing, im in a right pickle
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