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Old 02-09-2009, 09:12 AM   #101
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

standard imos...
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Old 02-09-2009, 09:16 AM   #102
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

10/20 is soft?
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:27 AM   #103
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10/20 is soft?
10c/20c
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Old 02-09-2009, 01:52 PM   #104
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

At least she didn't find your poop bottle.
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Old 02-09-2009, 02:05 PM   #105
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I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?
Question 1: What's arrowhead?

Question 2: How do we know it was 1/4 full? Graph/jug history or it didn't happen.
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Old 02-09-2009, 02:38 PM   #106
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

The handle is sweet but if it came off it would be trouble.

I dont know why you guys clean your bottles. Just empty it, put the cap on and throw it in the trash.

Anyone that is not a female that has a proble with this either doesn't multi table or has the ghey.
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Old 02-09-2009, 02:46 PM   #107
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if you are a winning player at 10/20 i'm sure you can explain the montary value of pissing in a bottle..

btw, try to be the man of the house
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:08 PM   #108
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Shake the bottle up real hard and dump it on her. Maybe she's into golden showers.
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:25 PM   #109
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

hahaha! that's ***' nothing! Me and a bud of mine were grinding 24/7 at his house about 2 yrs ago. the bathroom was downstairs. result--> we counted about little over 30 litres of piss behind the couch
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:34 PM   #110
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what about the crap jug
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:44 PM   #111
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omg 30 litres, that would smell bad, why don't you throw it out
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:07 PM   #112
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Wow !

At first I thought this was kind of a joke... Afterwards, when I started reading all these people saying they occasionally do it as well, I freaked out.. Granted about 90% of the people who said they do it are lying, however I feel like some of them are ACTUALLY pissing in a bottle while multitabling... Which is kinda.. wow.. just wow !!

At least, if you're gonna do it, try to be classy...




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Old 02-09-2009, 04:10 PM   #113
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use one of these imo:
this seems appropriate

or just throw out the piss asap
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:12 PM   #114
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ahahahah poor it on her duhhh
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:14 PM   #115
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I have been grinding some poker online lately, 10/20 NL. Its pretty soft compared to live poker. My girlfriend was for some reason looking under my desk and found my arrowhead jug 1/4 full of urine. Now she's all pissy in my bed sleeping and I am out on the couch feeling like ****. What's my play here BBV?
come on, rly?
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:15 PM   #116
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in my videos, you will see that i pee in a dog's bowl. if any one ever sees it, i blame it on the dog.

Literally lol'd hysterically
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:26 PM   #117
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Explain medicinal properties of consuming your own urine.....the elixer of youth
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:35 PM   #118
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PA actually admitted to this when they had him on the Pokercast.
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:42 PM   #119
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Wow !

At first I thought this was kind of a joke... Afterwards, when I started reading all these people saying they occasionally do it as well, I freaked out..
Why? What is wrong with pissing in a bottle?
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:43 PM   #120
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Ya if Patric Antonious does it you know it's balla, continue pissing.
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Old 02-09-2009, 05:41 PM   #121
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

That is not a custom handle, all of those bottles come like that.

You are all ****ing savages.
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Old 02-09-2009, 05:58 PM   #122
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You people have lost it.
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Old 02-09-2009, 06:01 PM   #123
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Pee jug is standard, especially if your 10 tabling MTT's or something of that sort.

Tell ur GF to relax and stop crying. All u did was pee in a fckn jug whts the big deal?
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Old 02-09-2009, 06:10 PM   #124
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Re: Beat: Girlfriend found my pee bottle

Am I the only one that read "beat my girlfriend with a pee bottle?"
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Old 02-09-2009, 06:19 PM   #125
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Ya if Patric Antonious does it you know it's balla, continue pissing.
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