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Old 03-07-2010, 08:53 PM   #201
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I'm always weak tight when starting a session. 20 live, I post in CO and in return get red aces. Unknown UTG limps, I raise, barely known SB calls, BB folds. Flop KK6r, I bet, both call. Turn 4, I bet, SB check-raises, UTG takes two to the face, I decide to make the "good fold". SB bets deuce river, UTG calls. SB rolls A4o. UTG rolls 86o.
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Old 03-07-2010, 09:14 PM   #202
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There is a new to me 30'ish asian woman in seat 8. I'm in seat 2 w/ the view: The top is low-cut, they are at minimum a D and she's one of those 'can't sit still, bounce the knee' types.

Jiggle, jiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

You can't get this online, at least not in 3-D.
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Old 03-07-2010, 09:43 PM   #203
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There is a new to me 30'ish asian woman in seat 8. I'm in seat 2 w/ the view: The top is low-cut, they are at minimum a D and she's one of those 'can't sit still, bounce the knee' types.

Jiggle, jiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

You can't get this online, at least not in 3-D.
What about PKR?
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Old 03-07-2010, 09:56 PM   #204
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There is a new to me 30'ish asian woman in seat 8. I'm in seat 2 w/ the view: The top is low-cut, they are at minimum a D and she's one of those 'can't sit still, bounce the knee' types.
Does she look like "scantily clad waitress" material? I'm willing to hire just one middle-aged server if you approve of her. Boc, however, has been charged with the overall procurement as well as all contract negotiations.
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Old 03-07-2010, 09:57 PM   #205
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What about PKR?
IDK what you mean but the first reply being from 'ImAllInNow', just what I've been dreaming, is priceless.
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:00 PM   #206
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Does she look like "scantily clad waitress" material? I'm willing to hire just one middle-aged server if you approve of her. Boc, however, has been charged with the overall procurement as well as all contract negotiations.
Oh, you should see her now! She's slouched them down onto the rail. If they weren't so big they would spill out.

Yeah, she'd do.
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:22 PM   #207
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IDK what you mean but the first reply being from 'ImAllInNow', just what I've been dreaming, is priceless.
PKR is touted as a "3D online poker experience" or something like that.
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:29 PM   #208
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If they had this kind of 3-D they'd be #1.
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:29 PM   #209
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Does she look like "scantily clad waitress" material? I'm willing to hire just one middle-aged server if you approve of her. Boc, however, has been charged with the overall procurement as well as all contract negotiations.
Geez!
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:35 PM   #210
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Oh, you should see her now! She's slouched them down onto the rail. If they weren't so big they would spill out.

Yeah, she'd do.
PM her contact info to boc.

And Howard, don't stand up from the table.
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:37 PM   #211
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Geez!
Nothin' gets by you, does it?
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:25 AM   #212
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asian women somehow keep getting hotter as they get older while everyone else gets uglier
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:33 AM   #213
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I typically only make that laydown when someone is sweating me. And then I hear about it for years.
Didn't that kid have 66?
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:10 AM   #214
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Didn't that kid have 66?
Yes. Yes he did. And I had kings. And I hadn't been a poker pro in 2 years and **** YOU ASIA.
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Old 03-08-2010, 03:39 AM   #215
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Anybody willing to trade ft for stars? I have about $1K on stars I'd like to trade for FT dollars.

Pm me if interested/willing.
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Old 03-08-2010, 04:21 AM   #216
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i need them. will do more if u need.
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Old 03-08-2010, 04:47 AM   #217
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the deed is done
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Old 03-08-2010, 05:14 AM   #218
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I hate being a slow pony
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Old 03-08-2010, 01:49 PM   #219
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Seems like the majority of 2+2, at least in SSSH where I post is in favor of HEM. I have PT3 and am fine, but never tried HEM.
does either have anything that is totally different and unique to the other? because both seem pretty much the same with just a few minor differences here and there.


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Havent yet tried PT but I like HEM once you get it set up(had a good friend help a lot cuz I suck at this stuff)it is nice
been using the trial version of HEM and i like it, though i feel like i could make more use of it if they had a standard manual or something to go along with it (instead of just random threads all over their forum)
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Old 03-08-2010, 02:38 PM   #220
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been using the trial version of HEM and i like it, though i feel like i could make more use of it if they had a standard manual or something to go along with it (instead of just random threads all over their forum)
HEM has a full-blown manual (like 150 pages) you can print out, I'm not sure where they keep it, but it's gotta be on their website somewhere.
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Old 03-08-2010, 02:59 PM   #221
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thanks, found it (last time i went through the FAQ, one of the replies from the admin stated that there was no manual but that's obv incorrect)

http://rvgsoftware.fileburst.com/Hol...agerManual.pdf
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Old 03-08-2010, 08:55 PM   #222
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Commerce 20-40 tightest nit at the table opens lowjack. CO and button call obviously. I call with QJdd in BB. CO is one of those 35 yo balding white guys with sunglasses who clearly thinks he is the best player at the table. He is vaptaining and capable of el bluffo and has FPS out the wazoo. He is a lag by table standards.

AK5ss

I check and LJ checks disgustedly. It checks through.

Kc

I check and LJ still checks his pair. He has one with p=1. CO bets and button folds. CO declares "one down". I pause and confirm that LJ is mucking the nuts. He is. I call.

River baby spade which is awesome cause CO can't have THAT flush. I check he bets I say "I'm either gonna look real dumb or real smart here" and call. He turbo mucks and I declare "smart one time". I slide my cards to the dealer with a $1 tip on them which he grabs before weakly mucking the hand. As this happens co says "what, pocket 7s or something".

9 months of pain and hate and tilt and rage bubble over. I cannot stop myself.

"no, queen high"
laughs "haha queen high I don't think so"

like a ninja my hand shoots to the muck and grabs the two cards that only I know are mine. I flip them over and declare:

"really. Queen high"

CO and LJ proceed directly to tilt. They do not pass go, nor do they collect $200. I feel a tangible weight lift off my shoulders.
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Old 03-08-2010, 09:31 PM   #223
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"really. Queen high"

CO and LJ proceed directly to tilt. They do not pass go, nor do they collect $200. I feel a tangible weight lift off my shoulders.
Nice hand. I like a turn c/r slightly better (for value, protection, and to make sure LJ folds) now that the pot is 6BB (including your call bet), but you did earn an extra $40.
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Old 03-08-2010, 09:53 PM   #224
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God, Pawn Stars on the History channel is the nuts.
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Old 03-08-2010, 11:25 PM   #225
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God, Pawn Stars on the History channel is the nuts.
hehe i love that show. i want to visit the actual pawn shop.
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