Manti Ruh R'oh - It turns out Tuiasosopo is GOAT voice actor. T'eo still a liar/exaggerator. - Page 127 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

ImpossibleBoom · 01-25-2013, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU

Also wished katie pressed more why they didn't meet up in hawaii

Manti said it was because lennay said her bro had the rental car so she was stuck at the hotel roughly 20 min away. She didn't ask further... Like, why didn't you go see her? Make your friend drive you to see this girl who is 20 min away. Take a cab. Wtf.

The girl I love is 20 minutes away, "Nah **** that too far."

JoltinJake · 01-25-2013, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rakeme

It's pretty obvious it's a dude talking on the phone... How is this even a debate?

[ ] obvious it's a dude on the phone
[x] http://deadspin.com/5978925/report-f...ed-in-teo-hoax
[ ] rakeme keeps up with stories

Holliday · 01-25-2013, 03:05 PM

Yes of course all of us would go see the love of our life if she were 10 miles away...to hit it (even if she were deathly ill). But these mormons only want to hold hands or something.

All-inMcLovin · 01-25-2013, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ZBTHorton

If the "love of my life", that I had never met, and that could be very sick was 20 minutes away, I'd call a damn cab. Or borrow a friends car. Or if I was Manti Te'o, possibly jog. But I'd damn sure not let not having transportation stop me from meeting her.

Hell. Manti could have just walked up to a random person on campus and said "Hi, I'm Manti Te'o. Can I have your car keys? I'll bring it back tomorrow" and they probably would have thanked him for the opportunity to lend him their car.

This is such a great post.

ImpossibleBoom · 01-25-2013, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Holliday

Yes of course all of us would go see the love of our life if she were 10 miles away...to hit it (even if she were deathly ill). But these mormons only want to hold hands or something.

Already touched on this earlier they do a thing called "floating". I learned this visiting my sis at BYU Idaho, her roommates explained it to me. Guy takes the tip inserts it and sort of "floats" there. This is no joke, it's their personal way of having sex without having sex.

fanmail · 01-25-2013, 03:17 PM

little game called just the tip

Wilbury Twist · 01-25-2013, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jzo19

also didnt the arizona cardinals player say he met kekua at a camp in american samoa , it's possible the cousin is who he met ?

Possible, but Mauia also said the woman he met was tall. Cousin Tino (a very manly name, by the way) doesn't look very tall in the pics we've seen unless Ronaiah is huge.

ClarkNasty · 01-25-2013, 03:34 PM

I love how people are like "he's a devout Mormon, he hasn't had sex". ORLY

yeotaJMU · 01-25-2013, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ZBTHorton

If the "love of my life", that I had never met, and that could be very sick was 20 minutes away, I'd call a damn cab. Or borrow a friends car. Or if I was Manti Te'o, possibly jog. But I'd damn sure not let not having transportation stop me from meeting her.

Hell. Manti could have just walked up to a random person on campus and said "Hi, I'm Manti Te'o. Can I have your car keys? I'll bring it back tomorrow" and they probably would have thanked him for the opportunity to lend him their car.

actually afaik it was over winter break 2011 so she wasnt dying yet

but yeah still the principle is the same

Palo · 01-25-2013, 03:36 PM

I'm on my phone but someone needs to post the Archer clip of "just the tip".

rakeme · 01-25-2013, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jake (The Snake)

[ ] obvious it's a dude on the phone
[x] http://deadspin.com/5978925/report-f...ed-in-teo-hoax
[ ] rakeme keeps up with stories

It's a dude. Listen to it with your ears.

ZBTHorton · 01-25-2013, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

I love how people are like "he's a devout Mormon, he hasn't had sex". ORLY

I knew two super devout mormon's in high school who would have sex, and then go to temple(or whatever) everyday to repent(or whatever). They'd do it several times a week.

Eeyorefora · 01-25-2013, 03:59 PM

Let's throw another theory out there.

Manti is bi,and started a relationship with Ron,but started talking to the underage Tino and fell hard.

He can't admit that,that's jail time.

He can't admit feelings for Ron,that costs him money in the draft.

So he goes for "I got duped".

yeotaJMU · 01-25-2013, 04:02 PM

no

i can buy that he was "duped" but didnt really care about the chick and decided to play up this dramatic love tale to his benefit

-Insert Witty SN- · 01-25-2013, 04:04 PM

im just going to assume the people saying "obviously its a dude on the voicemails" have never talked to a young female on the phone. i.e. not their mom.