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01-31-2013 , 07:53 PM

#12901

LostOstrich

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god i love you kevmode <3

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01-31-2013 , 07:55 PM

#12902

kevmode

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,539

The one facebook pic that bothered me the most in this thread was the mom that posted the pic of her sons poop in the toilet. That had me raging mad. 90% of the stuff people post on Facebook are stupid and nobody cares.

Last edited by kevmode; 01-31-2013 at 07:57 PM. Reason: When is there going to be a thread like this for Twitter?

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01-31-2013 , 08:01 PM

#12903

Oroku$aki

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Originally Posted by kevmode

I don't get this one, you are mad that he went to Red Lobster?

kevmoddddddddde, you're the man. Drop into OOT more often pls.

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01-31-2013 , 08:04 PM

#12904

kevmode

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,539

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Originally Posted by Oroku$aki

kevmoddddddddde, you're the man. Drop into OOT more often pls.

hahaha I didn't see that he posted in the Olive Garden page in my first post. I am human just like everyone else and make mistakes.

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01-31-2013 , 10:31 PM

#12905

schu_22

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Joke's on you guys (and that dude) ...Darden owns both Olive Garden and Red Lobster

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01-31-2013 , 10:39 PM

#12906

Kirbynator

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yeah its been said already when posted

still pretty funny (even more before knowing it)

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01-31-2013 , 10:54 PM

#12907

schu_22

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Originally Posted by tyler_cracker

holy **** this was a bitch to capture, but it's full of gold

I completely my **** at "I wasn't being dramatic"

(color coded important players. blue = her husband)

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01-31-2013 , 11:01 PM

#12908

jmakin

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

"Our parking at our apartment is beyond ridiculous and stupid. I have to park below a little awning that barely fits a mini car, let alone a giant Tahoe."

So she decides to park there anyway. Clearly, it's the parking that's stupid.

#lolwomendrivers

also lol @ a tahoe being a really nice, expensive vehicle. JFC there's too much in that whole thing. can you link me your last post about this woman? I forgot what it was.

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01-31-2013 , 11:02 PM

#12909

yeotaJMU

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Lold hard

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01-31-2013 , 11:06 PM

#12910

schu_22

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=7965

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01-31-2013 , 11:10 PM

#12911

jmakin

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That looks suspiciously like a Chevy Tahoe. What is it with women and SUVs? I deal with so many of them at my job and they are all terrible at driving them. Drive your ****ing jetta.

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01-31-2013 , 11:15 PM

#12912

Tyler Durden

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From a guy that went to middle school with me:

"There is an eighty-four year gap between the death of my first great-grandparent and my last. In 1912, my mother's father's father, ________, died at a relatively young age, when my grandfather was just three years old. In 1986, my father's father's father, _________, died at the age of 88. My great-grandparents were born between the 1850s and 1898."

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01-31-2013 , 11:23 PM

#12913

schu_22

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The worst thing about women and SUV is that they think they're invincible in snow or other inclement weather. (goes for a lot of ******ed dudes, too.) I live in a cold-weather place, and like 75% of vehicles I see in the ditch or snowbank are SUVs because their driver thinks that the all-powerful SUV can conquer all conditions! ...and drive way too fast rather than exercise basic caution.

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01-31-2013 , 11:25 PM

#12914

yeotaJMU

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

I read the post, said why the **** is this in here, then looked at the poster. Smh

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01-31-2013 , 11:25 PM

#12915

gregorio

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01-31-2013 , 11:33 PM

#12916

Tyler Durden

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You guys are crazy. That status update fits all three criteria.

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01-31-2013 , 11:35 PM

#12917

stinkypete

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

"Our parking at our apartment is beyond ridiculous and stupid. I have to park below a little awning that barely fits a mini car, let alone a giant Tahoe."

i'm curious how the awning managed to reach her bumper

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01-31-2013 , 11:51 PM

#12918

yeotaJMU

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Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

You guys are right. That status update fits none of the criteria.

Well at least you recognize it

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02-01-2013 , 12:07 AM

#12919

tyler_cracker

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things i want to discuss further from schu's megapost:

- schu, is this the chick who hit the buggy? or just a friend of that chick? if the former, what is the fastest way to get this bitch's license revoked post-haste?

- how is the bitch and apparently everyone in her facebook universe so delusional and bad at physics as to think that a 1mph collision with anything would ever result in that kind of bumper damage?

- deductibles, how do they work?

- my favorite is the part where she says, "oh no i get that the premium will go up. i just don't think the premium will go up."

Last edited by tyler_cracker; 02-01-2013 at 12:08 AM. Reason: my jimmies are def rustled

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02-01-2013 , 12:43 AM

#12920

TheChamp11

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Actually, that kind of damage can totally come from the kind of collision she was talking about.

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02-01-2013 , 01:04 AM

#12921

tyler_cracker

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Originally Posted by TheChamp11

Actually, that kind of damage can totally come from the kind of collision she was talking about.

please explain.

i suppose if she hit it at 1mph and then kept going all the way through the obstruction somehow? i'm not seeing it.

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02-01-2013 , 01:14 AM

#12922

TheChamp11

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I mean maybe not literally 1mph, but like 5. I was in a parking garage and going about that speed, maybe even slower, and hit a concrete pole and it did prob worse damage than that. I was blown away too, before I saw it I had no idea that much damage was done.

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02-01-2013 , 01:18 AM

#12923

BigPoppa

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Modern bumpers are made to basically self-destruct to absorb energy that otherwise might do more damage.

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02-01-2013 , 01:18 AM

#12924

tyler_cracker

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yeah so did you read her description of how it happened? it's completely different from your scenario.

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02-01-2013 , 01:20 AM

#12925

suzzer99

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Yeah I don't get the megapost either. I kept waiting for the wife or the husband to freak out, or some kind of punchline.

She probably has assigned parking, so has no choice where to park. The deductible/rates maybe go up vs pay for it yourself argument, although long-winded and a little silly to have on Facebook, is completely reasonable.

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