Disappoint son

U better than that

At some point Tyler needs to slip a Redskins mock draft in as a status update

"I think one day my boobs will take over the world!!! Hahaha no wonder I get backache.... Carrying those around all the time!!"

i don't think you have a clue what you are talking about here. If you get a scorpion as a tramp stamp you are surely worse

So people who are completely aware of the fact that a lot of tattoos will look like **** in 10 years are worse that the people that don't know that?

Sound logic.

How do you post this without pics?

"We're so quick to judge people by their looks or the impression you get from the way they present themselves or speak...
We all do it, I do it; it's human nature... But we really shouldn't because take Michael Hawkings for example, what would your first impression be of him? Disabled, maybe mentally impaired, yet in reality he's probably the smartiest man on this planet and could given you a life changing new perspective of the universe. Yet you would walk past without a second thought. I know a lot of people judge me because I have a great body, and talk behind my back. But I am more than just a chick-magnet. I'm a soulful bro as well, and maybe you should stop being so jealous of me, and hit the gym.
By being so quick to judge and limiting our social network what are we missing out on?
A lot of amazing people I'd say."

lol no way

jesus does he mean Stephen Hawking?

i like how einstein is counting to 4 on his fingers to prove it

That is unbelievable. Whether it is a fact is unknown.
~George Carlin

Yeah, no ****. I haven't driven in the entire US if that makes you feel better

Holy ****, my 14 year old cousin. She got a facebook account a few weeks ago.



and then

"Every day I think "just smile and be happy". I think it, but I never do it."

" I need a vacation, not a stupid weekend "

" **** everything "

"You are so beautiful it's not worth it to be treated badly"

Yeeeah, **** off. Onto the block list you go.

wowwww that michael hawkings quote has gotta be top 5 in this thread

I love this bit: "I know a lot of people judge me because I have a great body, and talk behind my back. But I am more than just a chick-magnet. I'm a soulful bro as well, and maybe you should stop being so jealous of me, and hit the gym."

I thank my lucky stars that FB wasn't around when I was in High School. I can't even imagine.

Michael Hawkins

damn, i wish "more than just a chick magnet, a soulful bro as well" would fit as a location

Holy ****.

yeah that one is pretty hard to beat

Close the thread. That's like the final game of your career being a Super Bowl win.

Don't let TD ruin this.

i think i might post that as my status.

pack it up boys

this just gives us incentive to compile a list of the greatest posts. let's assign everyone who posts here a few pages to scour, nominate their best 5 out of that chunk, filter through the best, on and on tournament style.