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11-04-2012 , 08:57 PM

#10401

Fabian

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mutigers,

what in the hell

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11-04-2012 , 09:09 PM

#10402

mutigers

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 37,175

stuck in rutts as tall as my waste and I want to do is move on outta these rutts & start something new with new peple,create my own rutts so I know that they will know a lil more about how deep I made em.. The problem is these rutts seam to go for miles, can't climb you"ll hit another path with another set of rutts..
When or if I every get outta these rutts nobynows, but I will be here steping without problems that seem to stop me as deep of these rutts..

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11-04-2012 , 09:11 PM

#10403

Happy_Fish

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Her spelling isn't wrong, it's just right in another vision.

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11-04-2012 , 09:11 PM

#10404

Jbrochu

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 16,054

rutts row

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11-04-2012 , 09:12 PM

#10405

TheCroShow

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Fffffffff

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11-04-2012 , 09:15 PM

#10406

mutigers

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it's a guy actually

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11-04-2012 , 09:16 PM

#10407

A-Rod's Cousin

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

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Originally Posted by Happy_Fish

In before "You go, gurl" and/or "There just jealous" and/or "Your beautiful!"

fyFBgrammar

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11-04-2012 , 09:33 PM

#10408

MikeyObviously

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,266

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Originally Posted by timeforheroes

Photo description "soooo good".

I went searching for this just for a laugh. Quoted for posterity.

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11-04-2012 , 09:46 PM

#10409

Money2Burn

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These are all from a girl in my class @ lawlschool:

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Sometimes I feel like I am way too free-spirited & artistically minded for the career path I chose. I am worried that a desk job might extinguish my creative flame, and that would be a damn shame.

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My hair is still blue, I'm still wearing fake eyelashes and blue eyeshadow...and I'm sitting in Contracts class chugging bottles of water. Not my proudest moment, but I am amazed at myself for making it here. #HalloweenProblems

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The best feeling is being underestimated & proving them all wrong.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is on autopilot. That's when I just want to ignore reason, turn off the GPS and stray from the course. My favorite moments have always been the ones spent lost.

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I don't know if I'm doing everything right in life, but I know that what I'm doing feels good. And life should feel good.

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My luck in law school is so bad that I'm learning to just laugh it off. Prepared 99% of the time, but you better bet that each and every time I feel unprepared I defy all the statistical odds & get called on.

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I'm living life for ME for the first time in years, and although I'm a giver by nature, I have to admit this is pretty nice!

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If only people could see how many times a day I fully write out a status saying what I REALLY want to say, then find myself deleting it out of discretion.

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I'm so tired of putting time and effort into things only to be told it's not good enough. I'm not a quitter, but sometimes I wonder if I should just pursue something I already know I'm good at. This is so frustrating.

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Just got my last and final acceptance to UF Law! Now it's official that I got into every single law school that I applied to. It is surreal. I am never one to brag, but it truly feels amazing that a lifetime of hard work is finally paying off. Feeling blessed & thankful!!

lulz

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11-04-2012 , 10:01 PM

#10410

HBE

centurion

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 149

in after "nobynows"

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11-05-2012 , 01:27 AM

#10411

AUGUY55

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Originally Posted by timeforheroes

Photo description "soooo good".

At least it doesn't look ****ing disgusting like some of the food porn pictures ITT.

Just looks like noodles to me.

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11-05-2012 , 01:31 AM

#10412

AUGUY55

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Originally Posted by stinkypete

I don't get it.

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11-05-2012 , 01:32 AM

#10413

stinkypete

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

I don't get it.

i don't either, but i'm pretty sure it's idiotic, narcissitic, and annoying.

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11-05-2012 , 01:45 AM

#10414

***

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,937

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

I don't get it.

I didn't even notice the spelling mistake at first. Also, people that are truly smart, beautiful, and powerful don't usually tell other people about it using sweet images on facebook.

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11-05-2012 , 01:49 AM

#10415

JaredL

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Reminds me of this logo, which makes about as much sense:

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11-05-2012 , 02:40 AM

#10416

TheCroShow

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Nothing new here, I've seen this recycled enough times to make me unfriend each person who posts it.

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11-05-2012 , 02:48 AM

#10417

Brocktoon

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Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 8,675

Lol, that story is awesome. That's the best thing I've read in a while.

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11-05-2012 , 03:02 AM

#10418

TheCroShow

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I'm tempted to reply "did she sleep in the coffin? Who put her in there?"

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11-05-2012 , 03:31 AM

#10419

Brocktoon

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Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 8,675

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Originally Posted by TheCroShow

I'm tempted to reply "did she sleep in the coffin? Who put her in there?"

Yes, the more you think about the story the more awesome it becomes.

She must not be in a funeral home since he just went to see her like normal. So someone placed her dead body in a coffin, presumably somewhere in her home. Then they placed the note conspicuously on her corpse, all while not telling the boyfriend or anyone else who might tell him and spoil the surprise.

The wording of the note is also just fantastic. She should replace the "I love you" with "k thnx bye".

Last edited by Brocktoon; 11-05-2012 at 03:36 AM.

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11-05-2012 , 03:47 AM

#10420

TheCroShow

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How was she so sure she would die that day? Imagine the awkwardness of surviving the day. And how the **** did she hide that from him? What a bitch.

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11-05-2012 , 04:01 AM

#10421

Hero Protagonist

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 770

It worked though. I went to makemestfu.com

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11-05-2012 , 05:39 AM

#10422

portals

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 386

^Ya. I thought it might be some facebook trolling site...

Do not visit that site.

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11-05-2012 , 08:41 AM

#10423

Rusemandingo

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because she was dying because of cancer

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11-05-2012 , 10:37 AM

#10424

TheNothing

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Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

my facebook wall is littered with people who HATE obama. like literally HATE.

here's something from yesterday:

Spoiler:

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11-05-2012 , 10:38 AM

#10425

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

different guy said this today:

Ok thems that hv not. Voted or undecided choice 1- The Romneys who love America n will make us better OR Omamas who side with Muslims n is a creamy Crap Weassel n MOOCHSHELL who said 4yrs ago that now she likes America nowthat is is the frist witch of the North. Afro American Please!!!!!!

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