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01-14-2013 , 02:25 PM
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01-14-2013 , 02:33 PM
All I'm getting from that post is "Yads hates Indians."
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01-14-2013 , 02:38 PM
I'm pretty sure Indians get a free pass on most things for the duration of New World Civilization. Peruvians should be legally allowed to kick any Spaniard they meet in the balls.
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01-14-2013 , 02:43 PM
it's bad marketing since there's no obvious way for me to engage with the advertisement (not even a facebook link, c'mon brave), but maybe you should tell us what you think is I/N/A about that post.
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01-14-2013 , 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Hey_Porter
All I'm getting from that post is "Yads hates Indians."
yeah no kidding wow
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01-14-2013 , 03:36 PM
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All this talk on gun control laws really pisses me off. How about parents start being parents, how bout we band violent video games, how bout we get mentally ill people help, how bout we stop allowing our kids to walk around walmart with an ipod on and make them start communicating with the human race again? Thats whats wrong american... open ur eyes! Like the old saying goes people kill people NOT guns.
I knew it was the ipods fault!
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01-14-2013 , 04:09 PM
Guns don't kill people, iPods kill people. With guns. Or something.
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01-14-2013 , 04:17 PM
Ok getting some flak for this. I guess the 'If care about the danger of "game over" for the planet' remark was hilariously written.
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01-14-2013 , 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Guns don't kill people, iPods kill people. With guns. Or something.
I think ipods kill guns.
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01-14-2013 , 04:28 PM
^I see youve played ipod/gun/scissors before.

That Scottish guy's use of capitalization intrigues me.
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01-14-2013 , 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Yads
All this time I got in trouble for calling the indians idle...
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01-14-2013 , 05:55 PM
Are these real Indians or native Canadians?
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01-14-2013 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by PocketChads
It's called being Scottish
yea i have a scottish friend and i have no idea wtf he's ever talking about

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wee mad smack head shoutin his moooth aff under my windae lol lights oot basin fula cold water n tattie peelins soaked the wee dick shut windae rapid one huuuuuuuuuundred and eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty lol the high flats lolololol

Last edited by Jzo19; 01-14-2013 at 06:05 PM.
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01-14-2013 , 06:05 PM
A drug addict was being quite boisterous outside of my building. In response, I poured cold water and potato skins on him, which promptly resulted in the desired effect. I laughed out loud.
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01-14-2013 , 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jzo19
yea i have a scottish friend and i have no idea wtf he's ever talking about

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Do Scottish people actually phonetically write their accent out? I thought this was just an Irvine Welsh thing. Wtf?

For instance southerners don't write, "A herowee-in ayddict was a-yellin neeth my winder, so I po-wored tater juice down on hee-im, hyuk yuk

Last edited by Clare Quilty; 01-14-2013 at 06:41 PM.
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01-14-2013 , 06:29 PM
"Who All Out Door Night Have Good Time And Geting Pished Lol ?"

This is like one of those exam questions where you have to put the words in the correct order.
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01-14-2013 , 06:44 PM
He's like a real life Charlie Kelly
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01-14-2013 , 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by nutsfl0pper
Are these real Indians or native Canadians?
lol 'real' - but the second one
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01-14-2013 , 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jzo19
yea i have a scottish friend and i have no idea wtf he's ever talking about

wee mad smack head shoutin his moooth aff under my windae lol lights oot basin fula cold water n tattie peelins soaked the wee dick shut windae rapid one huuuuuuuuuundred and eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty lol the high flats lolololol
A crazy, possibly short(wee(literally "small") does not always imply short in stature, Glaswegians use this as a seemingly arbitrary adjective when describing their fellow Glaswegians, not sure why. e.g. Awrite wee man!), heroin addict is shouting and screaming outside his window, so he turned his lights off and took a basin full of cold water and peeled potato skin and threw it out of his window, soaking the aforementioned heroin addict with cold water and potato peelings. He then shut his window as quickly as he could to avoid detection, after which the heroin addict turned a full 180 degrees and left the area. lol the high rise apartments, lolololol.

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Originally Posted by Clare Quilty
Do Scottish people actually phonetically write their accent out? I thought this was just an Irvine Welsh thing. Wtf?

For instance southerners don't write, "A herowee-in ayddict was a-yellin neeth my winder, so I po-wored tater juice down on hee-im, hyuk yuk
It's pretty much exclusively a Glaswegian/central belt thing, largely due to a lower standard of education than elsewhere in Scotland.
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01-14-2013 , 07:24 PM
^^ well done
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01-14-2013 , 10:44 PM
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As I lay my head tonight... I am so thankful for many things I take for granite.
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Today i Started 21 days of fasting... Basically all liquids, NO solids(food). Why? Spiritual growth w the one above that has giving me the success I today have!
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01-14-2013 , 11:41 PM
Notes my friend found from her youth church camp in the 80s:

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01-14-2013 , 11:48 PM
Evolution is not science!

-Einstein
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01-14-2013 , 11:49 PM
Did she post it ironically?
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01-15-2013 , 12:21 AM
She said something to the effect that she hopes they still aren't that bad.
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