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Happy Birthday ******! 3 years ago today you changed our lives for the best! You are the best 3 year old a parent could ask for, so in return your dad and I are buying you and your brother a new house today!!!!

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01-30-2013 , 03:31 PM

#12854

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,193

Wow that one has it all.

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01-30-2013 , 03:40 PM

#12855

Clare Quilty

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,710

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Originally Posted by metaname2

I didn't realize that it was so long lived, but that is about as un-Carliny a quote as I can imagine. Also his wife died in the 90s IIRC.

It is obviously a Richard Pryor quote

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01-30-2013 , 04:09 PM

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Rolando Blackman

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 999

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Originally Posted by DavidFongs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche

Some people probably legitimately didn't know she was referring to a type of horse (me included until I googled "Arabian horse")

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anger

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01-30-2013 , 04:32 PM

#12857

SiMor29

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,985

What''s wrong with Arabian horses?

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01-30-2013 , 04:34 PM

#12858

BigPoppa

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Originally Posted by SiMor29

What''s wrong with Arabian horses?

They chainsmoke and wear way too much cologne

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01-30-2013 , 04:44 PM

#12859

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

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Originally Posted by SurpriseDaNuts

Happy Birthday ******! 3 years ago today you changed our lives for the best! You are the best 3 year old a parent could ask for, so in return your dad and I are buying you and your brother a new house today!!!!

Brutal.

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01-30-2013 , 04:56 PM

#12860

Kirbynator

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Originally Posted by SiMor29

What''s wrong with Arabian horses?

carbombs

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01-30-2013 , 05:07 PM

#12861

AUGUY55

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I prefer to thank my alarm clock.

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01-30-2013 , 05:23 PM

#12862

AwesomeO

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 779

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

I prefer to thank my alarm clock.

Fyp.

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01-30-2013 , 05:30 PM

#12863

lonely_but_rich

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

"My son just asked if God might forget to wake him up."

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01-30-2013 , 05:53 PM

#12864

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

*wake up him

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01-30-2013 , 06:24 PM

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adsman

mazungu

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,198

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Originally Posted by AUGUY55

I prefer to thank my alarm clock.

Well at least they didn't split the infinitive.

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01-30-2013 , 06:42 PM

#12866

ChipsAhoya

2011 $10k Stud8 Champion

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6,890

"To wake up you" certainly falls under idiotic

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01-30-2013 , 06:47 PM

#12867

lonely_but_rich

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

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Originally Posted by adsman

Well at least they didn't split the infinitive.

This seems like a good joke that went over my head.

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01-30-2013 , 07:05 PM

#12868

JaredL

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Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 22,523

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Originally Posted by SiMor29

What''s wrong with Arabian horses?

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Originally Posted by Kirbynator

cartbombs

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01-30-2013 , 08:34 PM

#12869

ObezyankaNol

banned

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,115

Seen this one yet?

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01-30-2013 , 08:36 PM

#12870

gregorio

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,358

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HAPPILY MARRIED WEEK: If your spouse is your best friend, works extremely hard, has been with you through triumphs and tragedies, who loves you when you are at your worst, and at your best, whom you are PROUD to be married to, post this as your status followed by the year you got married- 1992

First time I've seen it so I guess my other friends aren't that happily married

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01-30-2013 , 08:41 PM

#12871

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,607

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Originally Posted by TimmayB

Not sure this really qualifies and is probably Tyler Durdenish, but for some reason I can not stop laughing at this:

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Do any of my fb friends have a horse with a barn or stable that I could take my kids to see this weekend?! And can be ridden with a bridle. Please inbox me. Want my kids to see what their mommy's life used to revolve around. Thx.

. P.s. no Arabians!!!

You should take her to task for being racist against Arabs...I mean like be really offended and harsh. Should be good for a few laughs.

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01-30-2013 , 08:45 PM

#12872

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,607

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Originally Posted by BigPoppa

They chainsmoke and wear way too much cologne

A+

I guffawed.

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01-30-2013 , 10:24 PM

#12873

knivesout

hot gay mess

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,300

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I am pleased to report my nights have turned into wearing embarrassing comfy non matching or fitting pajamas I'd never wear in front of another, cuddling on the couch laying with my youngest child, and watching Nancy Grace, followed by Dr. Drew on HLN. I am proud not to be a mainstream gay watching Real House Wives or something obnoxious. I am thrilled to be a homebody.

child = cat if that wasn't obvious