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02-03-2013 , 09:30 PM
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we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
How many cats does this woman own?
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02-03-2013 , 09:32 PM
whats sad is there is no woman that actually "answered" that , only one person who made up this story and it maybe have gone viral.

Still lol at whoever posted it.
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02-03-2013 , 10:11 PM
I was referring to the woman who wrote it (no way it's not a woman, no way she didn't have cats)
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02-03-2013 , 10:28 PM
Living in the United States, one cannot help but feel frustrated and helpless on a day like today (Super Bowl). People all of sudden have so much passion and care for an event that billions of other people across the world could care less about. They invest time, effort, money, and energy; and I wish all that motivation went to fighting for rights, caring about the environment, and standing up against oppression and injustice. One can't help but feel that like many other media event(s) this is just another distraction to keep the masses in their place and trapped in their bubbles.
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02-03-2013 , 10:35 PM
Please ask her how much she has done to 'fight for rights, help the environment, and stand up against oppression and injustice'
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02-03-2013 , 10:43 PM
STAND UP against that oppression!

Spoiler:
And pick up some more ****ing nachos while you're out
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02-03-2013 , 11:14 PM
SIT DOWN, I can't see the game.
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02-04-2013 , 12:04 AM
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"All anyone can ever say Bad about me is that I'm fat . Lol this fat girl sure has a beautiful face a great personality and a big heart . And my fat ass is doing something with my life . What are you doing ? AAND I CAN STILL PULL YOUR MAN !! Lmao well I already did ."

yyyyyyyyy "Lmao me too!!! I love it!"

zzzzzzzzzz "if gou are fat thennnn i am what? an rv?"

Don't really know any of the girls involved, know OP's older brother. Z is indeed an RV though.
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02-04-2013 , 12:07 AM
flacco = GOAT
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02-04-2013 , 12:51 AM
"How is Flacco the MVP? We all know Rahim Moore is truly the MVP for Baltimore."

Butthurt Broncos fans still butthurt.
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02-04-2013 , 12:51 AM
Most of tonight's Super Bowl ads have been brought to you by Sodom and Gomorra Productions! Thanks for watching and we hope you enjoy explaining all of that to your kids!

Things are absolutely getting out of control on tv! Is this where we are? We're really okay with using sex and social status to promote products?

Only thing you can do at this point is to just turn the tv off until the game comes back on.

Yeah, I'm that guy, husband, and dad. Yeah, I'm fine with being that. I think it's absolutely awful to allow that kind of utter garbage in our homes.

I love football, and I love clever advertising. But I don't love dreading what will come on next.

We have GOT to step up as a culture.

I won't apologize for wanting standards for my family. Have we just forgotten what family means?!

Jesus called for DRASTIC action to avoid sin, I'm starting to understand why. How long can you let it in before you become a slave to what you see, a slave to complacency?

Go ahead, call me that over the top Christian guy, but I'll choose Jesus any day over acceptance of the world.

I'm frustrated...
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02-04-2013 , 12:59 AM
Wait, was that a status or a rant?
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02-04-2013 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by zomg
Wait, was that a status or a rant?
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02-04-2013 , 01:51 AM
A tournament would probably be pretty awesome. I would volunteer to comb through like 500 posts to pick out X number of good ones. They might all be Tyler Durden submission, but hey, when you're good, you're good.
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02-04-2013 , 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord of the Flop
Most of tonight's Super Bowl ads have been brought to you by Sodom and Gomorra Productions! Thanks for watching and we hope you enjoy explaining all of that to your kids!

Things are absolutely getting out of control on tv! Is this where we are? We're really okay with using sex and social status to promote products?

Only thing you can do at this point is to just turn the tv off until the game comes back on.

Yeah, I'm that guy, husband, and dad. Yeah, I'm fine with being that. I think it's absolutely awful to allow that kind of utter garbage in our homes.

I love football, and I love clever advertising. But I don't love dreading what will come on next.

We have GOT to step up as a culture.

I won't apologize for wanting standards for my family. Have we just forgotten what family means?!

Jesus called for DRASTIC action to avoid sin, I'm starting to understand why. How long can you let it in before you become a slave to what you see, a slave to complacency?

Go ahead, call me that over the top Christian guy, but I'll choose Jesus any day over acceptance of the world.

I'm frustrated...

Sounds a lot like John Doe from Seven
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02-04-2013 , 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by losing all2
Sounds a lot like John Doe from Seven
Guy is legitimately schizophrenic. Had a mid-life crisis, stopped being a complete and total loser and found Jesus. I don't normally recommend such things but it seems to have worked out well for him.
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02-04-2013 , 04:55 AM
Some people are fat which is fine, hey that's part of life. But what is really dumb is being proud of being fat.

I shudder at all the annoying facebook statuses regarding superbowl and superbowl commercials that await me.
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02-04-2013 , 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by PhatPots
Some people are fat which is fine, hey that's part of life. But what is really dumb is being proud of being fat.
What about when they take it to the next level and demand special privileges for being fat.
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02-04-2013 , 05:50 AM
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Went down to nab the rest of my laundry when I bumped into a gal on the stoop crying. She was homeless and my first instinct was to leave my cloths and head back upstairs (I've had a few bad rounds with some folks on my street). I've been in a horrible mood lately and the idea of social interaction with strangers just seemed foul. Instead though, I asked her what was wrong and she took off her shoes and showed me some of the worse sores I have seen in a while. Her shoes were destroyed, she had no socks, and it looked like trench foot from never being able to get quite dry. I ended up loading her up with some socks, a pair of sneakers forgotten in the back of my closet, some rubbing alcohol, gauze, neosporin, and band-aids.

Sometimes I kick myself because I frequently get in tight places for trying to help people. Financially I am always on the brink, handing out loans without expectation of getting anything back or buying a meal for a friend who is going through a hard time, physically I am sleep deprived from late night calls or running errands or crafting for others, or poor attempts of breaking up bar fights, my car has clocked thousands of miles from driving friends around or picking them up from work and school... Sometimes, like recently, I feel used up, under-appreciated, and tired. I feel as if people know that I am always good for a favor and use that to their advantage. I sit and pout about how these things aren't done enough for ME. MEMEMEMEME... but then, when something like this happens, I have to stop and remember where I was a few years ago when someone took me in and sent me on my own path. I think of all the families and people that dealt with me when I was younger and literally saved my life when my own family dealt with crisis. I stop and think about how good my life really is and how many people are actually there for me, regardless of their ability to cater to every specific need I can think of. I doubt anyone actually enjoyed me landing in their homes like some crazy street kid and never leaving.

After all that thinking I remember that, in the grand scheme of things, doing something this small (giving this woman some things that would have just been forgotten about in my medicine drawer or closet) is what makes me feel good. The fact that maybe her tired feet will get a little peace is worth everything. People do what they can when they can. I'm not saying that I should let people take advantage of my kindness but I should give people the benefit of the doubt and when I am feeling unappreciated, remember that everything is gravy. It's the expectation that gets you down, not the act.

My life is actually pretty good.
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02-04-2013 , 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by adsman
What about when they take it to the next level and demand special privileges for being fat.
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02-04-2013 , 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
A tournament would probably be pretty awesome. I would volunteer to comb through like 500 posts to pick out X number of good ones. They might all be Tyler Durden submission, but hey, when you're good, you're good.
I'll happily volunteer to comb a few pages too. A WOAT facebook post tournament would make a fun thread!
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02-04-2013 , 11:53 AM
I like tournaments. I don't care what they're for.
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02-04-2013 , 11:58 AM
einstein wins ainec .

Spoiler:
-einstein

Last edited by Jzo19; 02-04-2013 at 12:21 PM.
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02-04-2013 , 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Jzo19
einstein wins ainec .
NSFW due to sloppy editing, sorry!

Spoiler:
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02-04-2013 , 01:33 PM
I think the clear answer is a facebook draft, assemble the most annoying group of friends possible
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