Do I owe anyone any money for ff? my memory is bad

of course. but just ask crazyfool what happens even when i know he knows i know that he's winding me up. muhahaha.

however, if it helps you bet the fatness then i'll give you a free pass....now, its saturday night and im thirsty. go me.

thats because its apples and oranges and different levels of likelihood of pie

I'll confirm that the ozi banhammer swings swiftly and unjustly

A.E is a very smart man with wise words however let it be said that everytime i swing it, its just and i am correct. you may disagree but you will be wrong. ducy?

also justice is in the eye of the beholder\

(in otherwords, you cant win)

i feel like death!!!!!!!!

about to go to my birds for the begining of the stag do. will be pretty awkward if i have to go to a lapdancers bar with my gf's dad + brother!!!

favourite moment from last night: my mate is chatting up this girl, then the girl says to him why dont u get with my mate, he says no. So she randomly pours a pint over his head. he says wtf are you doing? so she starts punching him and he doesnt know what to do so he just spits on her hahahahhahahaha one of the maddest things ive ever seen

inthepub, anytime you are in a pub where girls are punching blokes...im pretty sure you are in the wrong pub. hehe

oh and whilst a no punching chicks rule may apply...in that case, all bets are off imo

OMFG, have not been to sleepy yet. Gonna grind PLO. Probably a mistake. Pics upcoming sometime of casinoments.

Just punch her in the face and scream lol_equal rights.

It surely does.

Dropped 3½ lbs this week with no great effort cept for the near death jogging experience on the 1st evening out.

Knees are a bit snap-crackle-pop-y from doing 4 mile walk-jog (½/½) what with the top-heaviness.

Left leg quite sore because I snapped my achilles tendon coupla years back and never quite rebuilt the muscle after atrophy.

One more time please

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+1


also JJ control your breathing while running. Look it up online, if you breath properly it can make the run less painful. Also iPod is teh nuts, listen to upbeat songs with tempo.

Listen to songs with tempo? Maybe he could also try eating food that is edible, watching a film that has a script, or driving a car that has a steering wheel

ok fast tempo. even if it isnt stuff you normally listen to like dance music etc

Thanks for the tips CF. I actually listen to a curranty affairs program on Newstalk but I might try some bangin' hardcore break-beat instead as I can feel my gears beginning to mesh a bit.

Sing it loud ese.

vamoooooooooooooooos

i like this

Seriously a good fast paced song will help you. It will act like a timer of sorts, you'll naturally try and keep up with it. If you like rocky films you could also listen to its soundtrack.

lol at you

multi level trolling ftw.

+1

For awhile I would watch the tv while running on the treadmill... starting listening to music instead and running hasn't felt as much of a chore as it did before.

**** me you guize talk so much **** in the 3 days I go away I cannot be ****ing assed to read it. hope all you american doods in the tornado areas got safe.

hamburg tr:

well it was touch and go on wednesday as to whether I actually go, as hamburg airport was closed in the morning and my flight home on saturday was showing as cancelled. if there was any chance of missin the CL final due to a business trip i was handing my notice in. boss suggested looking at the euro tunnel which was 11 hours so **** that,

anyway, volcanic ashed ****ed off so got there. awesome 5* hotel, except no wifi wtf. sluts behind bars was the hotel movie. seen it.

it was Le Royal Meridien btw spliff if you know where that is.

first day, had a boat tour on the lake round all the expensive houses which was pretty good. meetings in the afternoon dullo. went to the port for a meal ion the evening which is not ther area you would think a superb retaurant would be but it was awesome. about 11.30 at nigh the Queen Mary 2 passed through with fireworks and stuff which was an impressive sight. what a ****ing huge ship.

sat next to an awesome aussi for dinner. first thing i said was , 'hi i'm danny', he said 'i'm colin, where's the birds with the big tits?' lol stereotypes.

****ty meetings the next day at a very expensive house in the outskirst of hamburg, then an evening bash on an old fireship on the river. got smashed yo.

got an invite to detroit next time i am there, lol, and spent a tonne of time talking about how college football is so much more popular than pro nfl. wow, that was at least an hour conversation.

i hereby state my allegance to michigan state for lols.

got mopre smashed.

managed to get back to the uk as planned. lost champs leagie final to the better team ho hum. gutted but w/e, not complaining.

i am ****ing sdmahed btw. hate you all