Actually, I'd just create a thread called 'wdwf just got banged', and I'd have posted twice last night with an abbreviated post this morning.

You can title yours 'Tbob's annual groin checkup'...

sexual tension ITT. you guys should get a hotel room on second life and have at it

Wudt...nobody c's it
You need to give it up, give it up

Lolz, hey i came back 24hrs later for the 4-1 win, just really bored, and googling myself only brings up a f*cking Alaskan Mountain and some weird WoW freak

Screw TR's! VIDEO's or it didnt happen!

Be careful with what you are asking for

5 star thread , would read again

It has been one of those crappy ass days. I finally get this girl I've been "courting" (a.k.a. trying to sex) inside my apartment. So she says I'll just go freshen up and boom I think I'm in the zone. I wait a little while but things are taking a long time so I'm starting to think "nooooooooo". Then of course I hear this call from the bathroom and she's like I think your toilet is broken.

It turns out she took a dump and while trying to flush the toilet the chain inside snapped. So now the toilet is full of crap and she's super embarrassed and I'm choking at the stink while sticking my hand into the murky water in the back of the toilet trying to get the ****** thing to flush.

So then I finally get it to flush but by that time the mood had been killed. I tried my best to salvage the situation but to no avail. So now all I'm left with is a broken toilet, shot chances at sexing and a raging hardon. FML.

You should call her in a day or two and take her the childrens book "Everyone Poops"

you don't say...

you "americans" dont know the inbetweeners but the above story would basically be a perfect episode


your play then should have been to get her mega drunk IMO, then its funny and you can move past it and hit that butterfly-poon

+1 for inbetweeners!

And obv standard move from there is tequila!

That's some funny chit.

I am an optimist! It's one of those situations where I really didn't know what to do. I thought about making a corn joke but that would have probably made things worst.

You gonna eat that?

I'm sorry, that whole situation sucks, but...

LOL.

Of Jfc wdwf just reminded me of one of my worst pet peeves. Women saying they are having a "bad skin/ass/boob day"

i'd be more likely to:
kick the cat
punch you
ban all you mofos starting with teh fool

just sayin....

having kids is a funny old business.....i as their parent am allowed to complain about my kids as much as I want to but if anyone else dares to give them **** or lays a finger on them then they better be prepared for one pissed off aussie

tgif fun fun fun

IT'S ALWAYS FRIDAY BRO

"The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus) is a deep sea fish of the family Psychrolutidae. Inhabiting the deep waters off the coasts of mainland Australia and Tasmania, it is rarely seen by humans.

Blobfish live at depths where the pressure is several dozen times higher than at sea level, which would likely make gas bladders inefficient for maintaining buoyancy. Instead, the flesh of the blobfish is primarily a gelatinous mass with a density slightly less than water; this allows the fish to float above the sea floor without expending energy on swimming. Its relative lack of muscle is not a disadvantage as it primarily swallows edible matter that floats by in front of it.

Blobfish can be caught by bottom trawling with nets as bycatch. Such trawling in the waters off Australia may threaten the blobfish in what may be its only habitat.

The Blobfish is currently facing extinction due to deep-sea fishing."


and here comes the badboy...


















ok one more as i cant stop laughing ( could be the weed tho ... )




edit:
Tboblp
02:32
Looks like rollthembones after girl nuked his toilet

wat

you answer lies in

i can imagine that picture was Rollthembone's face when that girl left hahhaa.

me and my mate ordered dog fried rice from the chinese for dinner today btw and it was amazing

I'm a cob man myself. New angle for the green giant brand possibly?

I think the progression went