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05-25-2011 , 06:10 PM

#1426

JustinJude

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Oh yeah - **** - didn't think about that.

Run good Leroy + family.

05-25-2011 , 06:10 PM

#1427

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinJude

Is it exciting or scary or a mixture of both? We've got such boring weather here.

I kinda like storms.

With all the warnings and anticipation, I am ****ting myself. Then it gets here and I feel an obligation to stand at the door and watch it.

I dont have kids, and I make the gf and dog hide in the basement.

05-25-2011 , 06:12 PM

#1428

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Lol , I'm looking out the window too . Were sadists imo .

Warning is expired . Tornado watch until 9:30

Looking like Illinois is bout' to get raped .

Last edited by Leroy_Jenkins45; 05-25-2011 at 06:24 PM.

05-25-2011 , 06:32 PM

#1429

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

With all the warnings and anticipation, I am ****ting myself. Then it gets here and I feel an obligation to stand at the door and watch it.

I dont have kids, and I make the gf and dog hide in the basement.

I AM ALPHA MALE i lol in the face of wind!!!

05-25-2011 , 07:16 PM

#1430

sheeprustler

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

So what if I am? Games already tougher I'm rapin eeryone out here.

On a side note I'm at the vet as my dog is dripping blood from his area, wish me luck it's not serious.

(yea I realize that's kinda gross)

He's probably just been scoring some bitch in heat.

05-25-2011 , 07:18 PM

#1431

JustinJude

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Our weather is so bloody boring here we actually try to dramatize it...

Quote:

Somewhere like Ireland, it's more hot-blooded, there's drama included in the fabric of every day, it's there every moment. People wake up going

'OH GOD! WHAT TIME IS IT?'
'It's six minutes to nine.'
'IS IT? I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY SEVEN MINUTES TO, WE'RE ALL ****ED!

WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?—DON'T TELL ME, I CAN'T BEAR TO HEAR, I'LL LOOK FOR MYSELF. AAAH! IT'S FIERCE MILD!

WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR BREAKFAST? ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT THING AGAIN WITH THE BREAD WHERE YOU PUT IT IN THE BOX AND BURN IT?

WHOSE TROUSERS ARE THESE? COME ON, WE'LL BOTH TRY THEM AT ONCE AND SEE WHO WINS.'

It's just more emotional at all times. For no real reason.

Dylan Moran.

05-25-2011 , 07:19 PM

#1432

Leroy_Jenkins45

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

/\/\/\ lmao

<3 that pic Ice

. Looks like the worst is over for me for tonight . Got a thunderstorm going , but deffinitely not as scary . Hope your running good too Waffle

05-25-2011 , 08:00 PM

#1433

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

[x] rangood. Seems like the storms are fizzling a little with the sun setting.

05-25-2011 , 08:05 PM

#1434

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

83 degrees scattered clouds w/ low to no chance of rain in sunny Miami atm

Last edited by IamPro; 05-25-2011 at 08:06 PM. Reason: got to be thankful for something in my life atm

05-25-2011 , 08:24 PM

#1435

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Yep...palm beach still looking good

05-25-2011 , 10:11 PM

#1436

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

tampa bay lightning looking good as well

05-26-2011 , 12:17 AM

#1437

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

besides planning to win the next page of this thread, i have been hard at work developing what i call TBob's "Great Obscure Posts in 2+2 History". I will periodically post obscure, yet hilarious posts that I find on 2+2 that "need more love", if you will. For my first installment I am going with the original post of a thread started by none other than the guy who claims in the poker is rigged thread that he can make himself win hands by typing D or L in the chat box...

Quote:

Originally Posted by sewhog

Some of you think I am too much of a dead shhhit to have a friend but I do
True story………He plays a stage 1 satellite into aussie millions it pays down to 14 he is out at 16. Next day he gets a phone call from the casino you got lucky and won throw to round 2. He says how. A fist fight brakes out on the table and 2 players were ejected.

self-deprication and acknowledgement, horrible grammar, **** nobody cares about and being mildly funny make this a "Great Obscure Post in 2+2 History"

Last edited by TBobLP; 05-26-2011 at 12:18 AM. Reason: if you dont cwidt, then i have nothing more to say to you...

05-26-2011 , 02:05 AM

#1438

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

DiegoSid: american style is pussssy poker
TBobLP: lol
DiegoSid: skunk
TBobLP: kackbratze
DiegoSid: hackfresse
Dealer: TBobLP has a pair of Aces
Dealer: Game #62565635052: TBobLP wins pot (42) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: TBobLP, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
TBobLP: ich scheisse euch kroeten auf die kloeten
Dealer: DiegoSid, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: DiegoSid has a pair of Jacks
DiegoSid: machst ein auf hart

DiegoSid: bin dabei
TBobLP: u suck
Dealer: Game #62565682693: TBobLP wins pot (4)
Dealer: Game #62565688327: DiegoSid wins pot (2)
DiegoSid: du sackgesicht
Dealer: Game #62565689956: TBobLP wins pot (4)
Dealer: TBobLP, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: DiegoSid, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
DiegoSid: ohne die deutschen sind die amis nichts
Dealer: Game #62565693358: TBobLP wins pot (4)
Dealer: DiegoSid, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
DiegoSid: einfach nichts
TBobLP: schlukspecht
DiegoSid: angst

DiegoSid: du hase
Dealer: Regular time for player TBobLP has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
Dealer: Game #62565700122: DiegoSid wins pot (124)
DiegoSid: ich hatte nichts
DiegoSid: du aber die hosen voll

i like this one:

DiegoSid: steh dein mann
Dealer: Game #62565723265: DiegoSid wins pot (12)
TBobLP: having fun?
DiegoSid: ich kanns riechen
Dealer: DiegoSid, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
DiegoSid: deine angst
TBobLP: ich liebe dich
Dealer: TBobLP, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
DiegoSid: ich meine frau
Dealer: TBobLP has two pair, Aces and Kings
TBobLP: hahaha

DiegoSid: 2 buben auf die stehst du
Dealer: DiegoSid has a pair of Aces
Dealer: TBobLP has a pair of Eights
Dealer: Game #62565754497: DiegoSid wins pot (706) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: Hand cancelled
TBobLP: oops
Dealer: A new game will start in 15 seconds
DiegoSid: hast noch welche

TBobLP: nacht
DiegoSid: tag

Last edited by TBobLP; 05-26-2011 at 02:14 AM. Reason: lol germans

05-26-2011 , 02:16 AM

#1439

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

I never knew you spoke canadian Tbob .

05-26-2011 , 02:28 AM

#1440

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

LDO

but 4 real...ill let spliff translate since i wasnt able to make out all of it.

i like the part where he is saying americans are nothing without the germans tho lololol.

05-26-2011 , 04:53 AM

#1441

Leroy_Jenkins45

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Omfg , Tbob sweat sessions are teh nuts imo . He doesnt even play on rpm and he knew where the boomswitch was located . Garf is last 3 sessions without the Tbob , next is obviously his sweat luckboxing skills supreme

Ty Tbob

The ever elusive hot ginger for you buddy

And even a fedora for teh lazy mod Ice

05-26-2011 , 05:12 AM

#1442

Leroy_Jenkins45

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

x post from lol as this is too good not to share

For you kitteh peeps .

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tilt-N-Spew

I was gonna stick this in the low content thread, considering it's only 11 seconds, but decided it was too good. Maybe it's just the whole Beavis & Butthead generation thing, but I haven't laughed this hard at a cat video in quite some time.

http://www.dump.com/2011/05/08/cat-d...command-video/

05-26-2011 , 05:19 AM

#1443

spliffstar

adept

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 985

lol germans

05-26-2011 , 05:24 AM

#1444

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

Get Him To The Greek - African Face 720p

05-26-2011 , 05:29 AM

#1445

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

That movie made me lol . Wasnt a bad one imo .

05-26-2011 , 05:50 AM

#1446

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

customary OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG NEW SOUTHPARK

"Crack Baby Athelic Association"
http://veevr.com/videos/HQ93m7raC

05-26-2011 , 09:31 AM

#1447

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Sorry for falling asleep at the end there Leroy...but yea ppl always run good when I sweat them for some reason. Must be the poker gods trying to impress me.

05-26-2011 , 09:33 AM

#1448

spliffstar

adept

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 985

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

DiegoSid: american style is pussssy poker
TBobLP: lol
DiegoSid: skunk
TBobLP: kackbratze
DiegoSid: hackfresse / same as the above mentioned kackbratze but less funny imo :-)
Dealer: TBobLP has a pair of Aces
Dealer: Game #62565635052: TBobLP wins pot (42) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: TBobLP, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
TBobLP: ich scheisse euch kroeten auf die kloeten
Dealer: DiegoSid, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: DiegoSid has a pair of Jacks
DiegoSid: machst ein auf hart / acting all tough

DiegoSid: bin dabei / im down with that
TBobLP: u suck
Dealer: Game #62565682693: TBobLP wins pot (4)
Dealer: Game #62565688327: DiegoSid wins pot (2)
DiegoSid: du sackgesicht ****face
Dealer: Game #62565689956: TBobLP wins pot (4)
Dealer: TBobLP, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: DiegoSid, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
DiegoSid: ohne die deutschen sind die amis nichts / without the german americans would be nothing

Dealer: Game #62565693358: TBobLP wins pot (4)
Dealer: DiegoSid, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
DiegoSid: einfach nichts / simply nothing
TBobLP: schlukspecht
DiegoSid: angst / u scared pussy

DiegoSid: du hase
Dealer: Regular time for player TBobLP has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
Dealer: Game #62565700122: DiegoSid wins pot (124)
DiegoSid: ich hatte nichts / i had nothing
DiegoSid: du aber die hosen voll but u had ur pants full

i like this one:

DiegoSid: steh dein mann / be a man !
Dealer: Game #62565723265: DiegoSid wins pot (12)
TBobLP: having fun?
DiegoSid: ich kanns riechen / i can smell it
Dealer: DiegoSid, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
DiegoSid: deine angst / ur fear
TBobLP: ich liebe dich
Dealer: TBobLP, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
DiegoSid: ich meine frau / i love my wife
Dealer: TBobLP has two pair, Aces and Kings
TBobLP: hahaha

DiegoSid: 2 buben auf die stehst du / 2 guys ( pocket JJ), u like those , right ?
Dealer: DiegoSid has a pair of Aces
Dealer: TBobLP has a pair of Eights
Dealer: Game #62565754497: DiegoSid wins pot (706) with a pair of Aces
Dealer: Hand cancelled
TBobLP: oops
Dealer: A new game will start in 15 seconds
DiegoSid: hast noch welche / have any more

TBobLP: nacht / night
DiegoSid: tag / day

just for u cat...

05-26-2011 , 09:35 AM

#1449

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Haha. Thanks man...I like the irony that he is talking to me all tough on a play money table but in a language I dont understand and he also is able to play real money

05-26-2011 , 09:58 AM

#1450

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

i dont german at school, and was told "Ich bin" basically means "I am"

But our teacher told us not to say "ich bin warm" for "I am warm"

Apparently it means horny or gay or some sex thing. Confirm/deny towel

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