Swongs.

Not to be totally nitty here, but aren't all jellyfish spineless? I mean, seriously, has there ever been a jellyfish with a spine?

Spineless jellyfish redundancy in this thread!!

Lee

Profit graph for one of the 2 or 3 best players in the world:

Okay, how about Staking Jeff Bennett - A Cautionary Tale.

what is that ancient white anglo-saxon protestant saying? neglect the pennies and the pounds embezzle themselves?

This is the tale of staking Jeff Bennett
Compulsive liar and a poker stakee
A mythical mess in the state of Maryland
We're super impressed at his stupidity

Wondering if the mythical $922 cheque he got from Stars was from one of his other accounts? He's claimed several times he ground the stake back to either almost square or just ahead, so either that is just another lie or the money is there somewhere.

Rj:

I sent you a pm but you should sue this clown in small claims. I would make no deal with him, not after 3 years. If you do litigate, I will send it to buddy who produces a legal show like the people's court. The parties get paid to appear, splitting the remaining amount after the judgment.

You can make a fool of him on tv and get paid or just ruin his remaining credit with a solid collection effort.

Then give her $1,170 (principle plus three years interest) and stfu.

she never had action in tournament #366081024, then on feb 28 she closed her account and she was at 0 between then and March 16 and she never said a word about it until after BF

there is no doubt in my mind she is angle shooting me for that tournament and all the action between feb 28 and march 16

why doesn't she say anything about it until BF?

not doubt

her balance was closed out on Feb 28th and she restarted her stake on 3/16 between that time she was at 0. She was at 0 blance between those two dates. None of the action is hers. between those two dates. She didn't say a word about them until after BF. She's got action on them retroactively and on #366081024 she knows it but there is no way I can prove it. I really thought I could.

She was picking and choosing what tourneys she wanted. It's my word vs hers like I said all along.

She never said a word to me on Feb 28th about that tournament. Until after BF

this is the key point of contention, she just didn't have action in that one, but I can't prove it

I guess I can't prove it tho, I thought I could

how much do I owe her? anyone figure it out?

Jeff,

I will consider taking your defamation case. First, call my office to set up a meeting. Bring a $1,500 retainer check for me and an $1,170 check for Nichole, both certified. I will research your claim thoroughly and will advise you accordingly in week. Please also bring your tax returns for 11-13 so we can discuss your damages. I think you are finally on a winning path.

Or, you could just pay the girl her money.

I know she's angle shooting me on this but I can't prove it.

what is the total?

$1,170 - 850 - what I made between feb 28 and march 16

this is what I think Nicole is stealing from me. She knows damn well she didn't have action in this tournament or any of my action feb 28-March 16

her balance closed on Feb 28 and she never said a damn word about feb 24th, until after BF

why didn't she say something about it then?

the 200+485 she sent me was to start a new stake, I didn't want to take her action because she didn't understand too much. The 200 was supposed to be for 1 on 1 coaching in 6max STTs which could count as MU if we lost. As soon as I started coaching her, she started implying the 200 was a loan.

There are three separate stakes in this record. The first one is all action for one week. The next opens the next day and is split action running to Feb 28. The third is split action opening March 16

be just as careful of her as you are of me, she has been extorting this free roll ever since

I have this feeling that as soon as BF came she's like sweet! free-roll!

I'm absolutely positive she knew she could extort this from me from the day BF happened. I felt she wanted that money the day after I hit it.

I'm constantly notifying her of scores and updating her balance but not this one. I have emails notifying her of the other two score but not this one. Why wouldn't I notify her?

One of us is lying about this. That's for sure.

she is supposed to get 122 + 100 for the bonus rollback. the actual number I owe her is 222 not 235 but I guess I can't do anything about it.

be very careful and keep records don't do split action stakes with people

$1,170.

$1,170.

Again, $1,170. In case you missed it.

If anyone actually believes me you could set her balance to zero on FEB 28th and that is the money I'm supposed to give her. I've done it and it's 222. I thought it was 235 but after checking the data set, it's 222

I still think I have evidence. I transferred out some of that win that day, none of that went to nicole. I'd been clearing her balance out to keep it at 500, so had she been a part of that she would have gotten a transfer. I transferred to keep her balance with me low for the other two. That's why I sent her 1K that day, to keep her balance with me low, even though the stake does not end.

She doesn't have the transfer, someone else does because I sent it to a buddy who gave me cash.

Yeah Jeff no one believes this new alternate reality you've cooked up by pretending that you just now remember, almost three years later, that the stake actually ceased for a period of time.

If anyone wants to check the record, after I sent her the 1K her balance with me should be 500, and I had 150.50 from the first chop.

If I have 650.50 after I sent her 1K, then perhaps I am telling the truth

you didn't remember either.

all i remember is you were picking and choosing and I had a feeling you wanted that score even though you never were in on it

when did you decide you were? why didn't I owe you when you quit me on Feb 28?

this is not over, I'm going to try and show with the numbers that I always kept you at 500 except on feb 24.

I told you guys it would come down to her word vs mine. I just dont have that notebook anymore. But it can be pieced together because her balance is always around 500 with me, there is no transfer out to her after that score but there is for the two others

there is an email notifying her of the 1220 win and the 933 win but not the 850

why wouldn't I notify her?

why would I ship you 425 on Feb 28th? why not the rest of the score if you had it? it doesn't make any sense. Why am I shipping you that and not the rest of the money? and why are you even shipping back to me when I ostensibly have 850 of your stake money? This just makes no sense, why would you need to send me more money on top of 850 for a $500 stake? and if so, why didn't you raise a beef about it then?

Next time I post it will be all the data and it will imply that Nicole was not in on that tournament and had no action with me at all between Feb 28 and March 16, where her balance is 0

Someone ban this dickhead. He's not going to pay up and now he's just being a see you next tuesday.

also it's terrible for poker if you title threads like this is MP beefs

Actually, you told us the numbers would obviously exonerate you.

But anyway, if it comes down to your word vs hers, the most important thing we have is your own testimony that you're a compulsive liar.

Would you like to guess how far I'll take the word of a compulsive liar?

My contention is that she had 0 balance with me on 3/16. She was totally cleared out before that transfer. She never said anything at that time. There is no beef about it then.

What I owe her is what is left of the balance from that $485 stake that she sent that day. That is all I owe her. I've been telling her this for 3 years. Instead of disputing it rationally, she calls me a thief. Well, if I don't think i owe you it can't be stealing. I think that's way out of bounds and is a strike against her credibility imo.