Jeff Bennett of Maryland, compulsive liar and thief, has now declined arbitration
02-06-2014
, 10:19 AM
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, 10:23 AM
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, 10:29 AM
02-06-2014
, 10:39 AM
I will apologize for thinking he owed RJ money. I won't apologize for thinking he's a nut job.
02-06-2014
, 10:53 AM
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she quit me feb 25
that is when the stake ended
my memory was foggy between feb 25 and up as far as our account is concerned. I sent her stake money back on Feb 25 and bought players in the MP with the rest of her money, that's why there is no email correspondence between us after that date
she is an evil manipulator and I'm a spineless jelly fish, she quit totally on FEB 25 and I shipped her the stake money
after that I coached her a little and she eventually brainwashed me to think she still had money on my account the 235 is her number
that is when the stake ended
my memory was foggy between feb 25 and up as far as our account is concerned. I sent her stake money back on Feb 25 and bought players in the MP with the rest of her money, that's why there is no email correspondence between us after that date
she is an evil manipulator and I'm a spineless jelly fish, she quit totally on FEB 25 and I shipped her the stake money
after that I coached her a little and she eventually brainwashed me to think she still had money on my account the 235 is her number
Pay it back!!!!
And how in the world is she an evil anything??? I don't see that at all here.
Lee
02-06-2014
, 10:56 AM
02-06-2014
, 10:56 AM
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Actually, I think it's time I finally came clean.
*deep breath...*
I am a member of the Fraternal Order Of Fish (FOOF).
The goal of our organization is the destruction of poker. For we, as fish, cannot abide the fact that there are people out there who can make money at this game while we cannot. We cannot abide the constant sneers and whispers of "donkey" when we decide to play any two suited cards, or when we crack aces by chasing a backdoor flush draw. Our methods are clearly superior, but instead we are labeled as donkeys, as idiots, as the dregs of the poker universe, and this is clearly intolerable. If not for luck we would win every hand, for everyone knows that any poker hand is 50/50.
I was assigned to infiltrate 2p2. The plan was simple. Find and destroy the credibility of some winning players. But how? No one respects the opinions of low count posters, and as a FOOF, my understanding of the brand of soulless, math based poker these so called "good" players used was nil.
Jeff was not even on our radar when I joined the forums. We had never heard of him. But when I forwarded reports of his unorthodox style and win rate, FOOF superiors were intrigued. I befriended him, and when I learned of his personal conflicts with others on the forum and his lack of funds, the pieces fell into place.
It was an intricate plan. It took years to establish a reputation solid enough where my superiors thought it was safe to accuse such a dominant poker powerhouse with petty theft. My gaining the coveted power of the green name helped our cause, to be sure. A FOOF member now one of the power brokers on 2p2, capable of infracting and banning the keenest poker minds of our age at a whim? Inconceivable!
It is clear now that I have failed. Soon I will disappear without a trace. As is our tradition, I will be executed via throwing cards, a la Jesus (and by Jesus, I mean Chris Ferguson, ldo). Granted, our members are no better at throwing cards than they are at poker, so death actually occurs from a combination of dehydration and boredom, but some of those card paper cuts sting.
I leave a final message for my compatriots. The red hawk is rising. Fibble the chucklepants. 1849389259308803501.
Long live FOOF!
*deep breath...*
I am a member of the Fraternal Order Of Fish (FOOF).
The goal of our organization is the destruction of poker. For we, as fish, cannot abide the fact that there are people out there who can make money at this game while we cannot. We cannot abide the constant sneers and whispers of "donkey" when we decide to play any two suited cards, or when we crack aces by chasing a backdoor flush draw. Our methods are clearly superior, but instead we are labeled as donkeys, as idiots, as the dregs of the poker universe, and this is clearly intolerable. If not for luck we would win every hand, for everyone knows that any poker hand is 50/50.
I was assigned to infiltrate 2p2. The plan was simple. Find and destroy the credibility of some winning players. But how? No one respects the opinions of low count posters, and as a FOOF, my understanding of the brand of soulless, math based poker these so called "good" players used was nil.
Jeff was not even on our radar when I joined the forums. We had never heard of him. But when I forwarded reports of his unorthodox style and win rate, FOOF superiors were intrigued. I befriended him, and when I learned of his personal conflicts with others on the forum and his lack of funds, the pieces fell into place.
It was an intricate plan. It took years to establish a reputation solid enough where my superiors thought it was safe to accuse such a dominant poker powerhouse with petty theft. My gaining the coveted power of the green name helped our cause, to be sure. A FOOF member now one of the power brokers on 2p2, capable of infracting and banning the keenest poker minds of our age at a whim? Inconceivable!
It is clear now that I have failed. Soon I will disappear without a trace. As is our tradition, I will be executed via throwing cards, a la Jesus (and by Jesus, I mean Chris Ferguson, ldo). Granted, our members are no better at throwing cards than they are at poker, so death actually occurs from a combination of dehydration and boredom, but some of those card paper cuts sting.
I leave a final message for my compatriots. The red hawk is rising. Fibble the chucklepants. 1849389259308803501.
Long live FOOF!
Lee
02-06-2014
, 10:59 AM
Lee
02-06-2014
, 11:00 AM
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, 11:16 AM
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