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09-18-2015 , 10:00 PM

#7926

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Jmitch thinks his logic is normal and that's what worries me the most.

Don't act as if you care, you're a grade a douche and there's nothing but smegma on your tongue.

09-18-2015 , 10:01 PM

#7927

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Oh snap

09-18-2015 , 10:14 PM

#7928

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,381

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Younger chicks don't pretend to be know it alls, are less demanding, haven't had as many dicks in them, are more optimistic, like to have fun.

Oh and they are prettier.

See peli's poast. he's wise

09-18-2015 , 10:17 PM

#7929

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,381

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

PLZ RESPOND...
to earlier questions.

yes

09-18-2015 , 10:27 PM

#7930

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Don't act as if you care, you're a grade a douche and there's nothing but smegma on your tongue.

I had no idea you felt that way. It's good to know where we stand.

If you must know my mother died at her own hand, so when people talk about doing themselves in it worries me greatly.

James is a good person and he deserves to be happy.

09-18-2015 , 10:36 PM

#7931

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Just for curiosity's sake wisski, what is the problem that you have with me?

09-18-2015 , 10:39 PM

#7932

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

See peli's poast. he's wise

I also wear a cape at night and when people drink my coffee, they say it's the best they've ever had.

09-18-2015 , 10:41 PM

#7933

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Just for curiosity's sake wisski, what is the problem that you have with me?

He's a luckyluke fan and you dissed his boy.

09-18-2015 , 10:41 PM

#7934

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by peli

Less interesting things to talk about.

This kills me. I'm bi, but the thing that always held me back from a ltr with a woman is that I can't listen to them.

I want to be clear. Predominantly Male interests are not necessarily greater than Predominantly Female ones, but when you consider gender roles and upbringing, women ****ing suck. I just can't get into their pinterest, horse loving, casserole-baking, what are the ****ing Kardashians up to now? BS.

It is just such a ****ing turn off.

Don't get me wrong, women love me, and I can fake it 'til I make it, but how the **** you men marry that **** and live with it for the rest of your lives is beyond me.

09-18-2015 , 10:43 PM

#7935

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,205

young, confident and cocky is alright, it's alright

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 09-18-2015 at 10:50 PM. Reason: Kristy Goat

09-18-2015 , 10:46 PM

#7936

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Also she had a dumb caterpillar tattoo on her stomach.

It would be a butterfly in her 40's ...you just needed to wait...and embrace the spread.

09-18-2015 , 10:46 PM

#7937

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Let's not forget that woman are always complaining.

09-18-2015 , 10:48 PM

#7938

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

ya'll wanna know my prerequisites for a woman before I marry her or do you think it would anger you so much all of your heads wound explode.

09-18-2015 , 10:48 PM

#7939

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

yes

I DEMAND STAISFACTION, SIR!

I asked how many kids and sex/ages. Fwiw.

09-18-2015 , 10:49 PM

#7940

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I could edit "satisfaction", but my spell check is bad and it should feel bad.

09-18-2015 , 10:50 PM

#7941

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

So, so much energy! The inability to sit down and shut up. Always wanting to go out. The puzzled look on her face when my peen won't go hard after just having sex twice in the last half hour. Less interesting things to talk about. The questions about why my peen isn't hard yet.

And they just don't know ANYTHING.
An exceptionally bright (even a genius) 18-22 y/o, just hasn't been around long enough to be good company for a 30 year old.
Except for the sex.
I would suspect that is true, without regard to whether the male or the female was the older person.
I dates a 33 y/o woman when I was 18. She was average intelligence and not well travelled, and I didn't know what was going on when we left the bedroom.

09-18-2015 , 10:50 PM

#7942

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

ya'll wanna know my prerequisites for a woman before I marry her or do you think it would anger you so much all of your heads wound explode.

I'll explode, but go for it anyway.

09-18-2015 , 10:52 PM

#7943

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I also wear a cape at night and when people drink my coffee, they say it's the best they've ever had.

Got damn, that's hot!

09-18-2015 , 10:52 PM

#7944

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,205

09-18-2015 , 10:52 PM

#7945

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Amen sister. Girl I'm with now loves all footballs, high fives me when our team scores, prefers dogs and watches the same shows as me. It's like having a boyfriend with a vagina.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

It would be a butterfly in her 40's ...you just needed to wait...and embrace the spread.

Are you psychic? Cos my gf has a butterfly on her stomach. I've given up trying to find ink free chicks. It's out of control.

09-18-2015 , 10:53 PM

#7946

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

And they just don't know ANYTHING.

Yeah but young girls have super tight vaginas.

09-18-2015 , 10:56 PM

#7947

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Yeah but young girls have super tight vaginas.

I'm in my 30's and still have trouble getting it in...maybe you're just rocking a micro peen?

09-18-2015 , 10:56 PM

#7948

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Yeah just that lack of world knowledge. Plus I has to do do all the goddamned work in the bedroom. Sex with 30 plus women involves more positions, more intensity and a better understanding of how to get both people off.

09-18-2015 , 11:00 PM

#7949

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I'll explode, but go for it anyway.

OK:

1) Virgin

2) No ink

3) no crazy piercings

4) parents must still be married

5) Be in good shape

6) Can't be crazy

7) Can't have a job once we get hitched

8) Has to sign a pre nup

9) Can't be a party girl. Has never done drugs or gotten hammered drunk.