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Old 09-18-2015, 05:34 PM   #7876
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Life is incredible and awesome and so much to do and so little time to do it.
Sometimes I envy you, pelicanpoker.
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:44 PM   #7877
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I haven't posted in Unchained in the last 5 years iirc
Dubious. I swear when Golfing Stud linked me to a thread I saw you and Gizmo posting same page.

Maybe it was OOT? Hmmm...

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But this isn't about us it is about James staying alive and meeting a nice young lady.
I don't want James to khs and I'd rather get along with him than not. I will leave the door open for him. But it's up to him to step inside.

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Sometimes I envy you, pelicanpoker.
It ain't all sunshine and skittles. Life is hard work.

You get what you give.
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:46 PM   #7878
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

Holy **** guys, buy hookers OS. You need to perk up a little.

Except you, Peli. Bang a girl for free and then tell her "you're welcome." Or w/e it is you do.
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:53 PM   #7879
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

That was an old thread imo
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:54 PM   #7880
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I don't need a hooker. I'm banging an 18 year old!
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:54 PM   #7881
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Damn, Jesse getting wrecked.
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:55 PM   #7882
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I don't need a hooker. I'm banging an 18 year old!
On the serious? Congratulations.
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:55 PM   #7883
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Sometimes she tells me about her homework and it gives me a hard on.
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:03 PM   #7884
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that's just wrong
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:12 PM   #7885
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you hate him cause you aint him
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:18 PM   #7886
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you hate him cause you ate him
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:19 PM   #7887
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:19 PM   #7888
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On the serious? Congratulations.
Yes I am serious.
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:27 PM   #7889
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Yes I am serious.
You might need jesus
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:29 PM   #7890
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Jesus can blow me
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:36 PM   #7891
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You can't have everything
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:42 PM   #7892
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Jesus is a guy I can do without
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:44 PM   #7893
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He's all like hey man I died for your sins well **** Jesus I never asked for you to do that
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Old 09-18-2015, 06:51 PM   #7894
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I don't need a hooker. I'm banging an 18 year old!
A friend of ours is bringing a new 22 year old gf to a party tomorrow.

I'm really happy for him, and I hope she lets him finish, but I just gotta say that..

Our friend circle is a bunch of dicks and we've been torturing him for weeks. This is gonna end badly.


The last friend that dated super young had a 23 year old gf, or so he thought...after a year of daring he found out that she had actually just turned 18. He was so embarrassed and only told his closest male friend in our circle....who obviously immediately told everyone else. We called him pedo-Matt for about 2 years, and broke the ice by calling him to arrange play dates with all of our kids.
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:10 PM   #7895
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How old are you fuluck?
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:13 PM   #7896
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Damn, Jesse getting wrecked.
Who is best character in the show iyo? I like the Mike guy and Saul is awesome obv.
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:14 PM   #7897
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house (#154)

I'm not sure if I want to commit enough time to watch the entire show.
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:16 PM   #7898
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Fuluck is 29, imo?
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:16 PM   #7899
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18...omg
I'm 3 times that old
Last time I dated an 18 y/o, I was 15
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Old 09-18-2015, 07:19 PM   #7900
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Anyone want to comment on Ahmed, the Texas clock-bomb, schoolboy?
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