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Old 09-22-2015, 06:16 PM   #8426
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Lol men. Airline seats are large enough to sleep comfortably, afaik.
Lololol, I cannot even sit comfortably in a normal seat, if I have more than a 90 minute flight I pay for seat upgrades. But I am the 1%.

As a side note I will be out there sat 6pm until Monday 5 am so not a lot of free time but if you're going to play some casinos daily on Sunday let me know.
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Old 09-22-2015, 06:21 PM   #8427
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Lol short people

Which day are we hanging out Da3le?

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Old 09-22-2015, 06:47 PM   #8428
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Lol short people

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Old 09-22-2015, 06:54 PM   #8429
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Only 30 days in Sept tho :/
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Old 09-22-2015, 07:16 PM   #8430
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Lololol, I cannot even sit comfortably in a normal seat, if I have more than a 90 minute flight I pay for seat upgrades. But I am the 1%.
Yeah, but you're a giant.

Ftr, It's more about flexibility than shortness. I can curl up and fall asleep with my head on my knees. No foot room or arm rest required.

Yoga, bitches. It works!

Tangent question for 4life: I recently realized that GW cannot touch the ground without bending his knees during his post knee surgery immobility.
1. Can you touch the ground with locked, shoulder width apart, knees?
2. How easy/painful is it?

I can not only get flat palm on the ground, but I can walk it back about a foot easily.
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Old 09-22-2015, 07:26 PM   #8431
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Body mass probably has something to do with ability to pretzel, too.

It's true, though, I used to be able to curl up in little balls when I was young, now the thought makes my back sad.

Ground too far away, do not touch.
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Old 09-22-2015, 08:23 PM   #8432
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Yeah, but you're a giant.

Ftr, It's more about flexibility than shortness. I can curl up and fall asleep with my head on my knees. No foot room or arm rest required.

Yoga, bitches. It works!

Tangent question for 4life: I recently realized that GW cannot touch the ground without bending his knees during his post knee surgery immobility.
1. Can you touch the ground with locked, shoulder width apart, knees?
2. How easy/painful is it?

I can not only get flat palm on the ground, but I can walk it back about a foot easily.
1) Not even close
2) LOLOLOL NOT EVEN GONNA TRY TO SEE HOW FAR I CAN GO

Hands got like to my shins, I feel some pressure.
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Old 09-22-2015, 08:26 PM   #8433
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Confirmed my massive dick gets in the way not sure why I'd need to ever touch the ground with feet flat at the same time
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Old 09-22-2015, 09:51 PM   #8434
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I'm not in Vegas, I'm still in Dublin. First thing tomorrow is the flight. I wouldn't be going to tgif in Vegas.
What did you and donks do tonight?
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:04 PM   #8435
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Yes they are, but they are also worth it imo. You're already spendin 1500$+ for an international flight just spend another grand and enjoy the flight
There are hundreds of things I'd rather spend a grand on. Of course I'm 5'11 & 170 lbs ymmv
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:08 PM   #8436
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Another grand? What?
It's $6k minimum from US to Belgium
I don't think he's talking about 1st class just the intermediate step. Idk I always fly as cheap as possible. Even on long international flights I don't get uncomfortable.
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:15 PM   #8437
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Theoretically there's some income threshold where I'd pay for it I suppose. Maybe like $500k/year?
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:45 PM   #8438
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Braves win!
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:47 PM   #8439
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So yes obv I have flown coach but I'd rather give up 2 bi at 2/5 for 8 hours of enjoyment instead of torture.
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Old 09-22-2015, 10:48 PM   #8440
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Theoretically there's some income threshold where I'd pay for it I suppose. Maybe like $500k/year?
I think 150 is a good threshold for it.
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Old 09-22-2015, 11:07 PM   #8441
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Old 09-22-2015, 11:07 PM   #8442
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not really tho lol nats
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Old 09-22-2015, 11:31 PM   #8443
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I always fly first class and find it pays for itself
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i had no charger for my laptop, but was in 500/1k games on my flight from vegas to nyc. This was about 2hrs ago. I decided to ask the guy in front of me to borrow his. He was super nice abt it and said ok before even asking y i needed it. I then asked a friend what i should give him in exchange. Before she answered i decided a .5% freeroll. Now i need to give him 900$, im wondering if he will laugh **** or go blind. I think 2 and 3.

sik life.
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Old 09-22-2015, 11:58 PM   #8444
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Girl sitting across from me bend over and i got a nice view of her cleavage.

Today was a good day
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Old 09-23-2015, 12:52 AM   #8445
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I always fly first class and find it pays for itself
Wasn't it durrr who said that? I'm at Dublin airport operating on three hours sleep. Got about 11 hour in the air and 4 hours of waiting in airports ahead of me. I really ****ing hate travelling. At least everywhere has free wifi
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Old 09-23-2015, 01:10 AM   #8446
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From what I saw of Dublin, it seems a nice place, but far too busy for me to want to live here. Them Irish accents tho.
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Old 09-23-2015, 01:29 AM   #8447
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Yeah that was Durrrr. I hope you get to hang with Mason in Vegas
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Old 09-23-2015, 02:28 AM   #8448
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Yeah ask him why mason hates omg so much!

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Old 09-23-2015, 03:23 AM   #8449
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From what I saw of Dublin, it seems a nice place, but far too busy for me to want to live here. Them Irish accents tho.
all British accents = swoon, imo
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Old 09-23-2015, 04:30 AM   #8450
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I think 150 is a good threshold for it.
No way. There's 365 days a year. Strip out weekends, holiday & vacations you're left with about 235 working days a year. 150k/235 = $638/day. Then take out taxes & all the other standard deductions like medical, IRA contributions and you're left with working 3 days more or less to recoup that amount of disposable income. Maybe if I was out of things I wanted to buy & had nothing else to spend money on but ..
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