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Old 09-19-2015, 12:05 AM   #7976
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British Politician sex. J.F.K. blown away, What else do I have to say?
It says that you like guys in the Navy and boring euro authors. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:06 AM   #7977
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People in church lol c'mon man.

I just think you're trying to tell us that if a woman is middle aged, she's going to have a looser vagina than a teenager. If you think this is true, then you are clueless.
Well then who is judging me? I imagine the same people that would be judging you.

I didn't say an older woman's vagina is looser, I said a younger one's is tighter.

Also, in my experience younger tend to be wetter as well.
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:06 AM   #7978
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im 44.. I don't discriminate ... deluxe fantasy, twenty something, I guess
You passed the church people test congrats
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:08 AM   #7979
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Well then who is judging me? I imagine the same people that would be judging you.

I didn't say an older woman's vagina is looser, I said a younger one's is tighter.

Also, in my experience younger tend to be wetter as well.
I'm not judging you. Just hoping you had a source re age vs tightness of vaginas.
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:09 AM   #7980
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I promise to put the phone down once gf gets here which is about half an hour. And I also promise to do a thorough check on the tightness of her vagina.
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:12 AM   #7981
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Aussie Aussie Aussie!
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:15 AM   #7982
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AUS#1

Schlitz, those chiefies... ****ing Alex :/
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:21 AM   #7983
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yeah.. tough loss, but I like their chances in ten days at GB

lead pipe lock of next week!

I had to work last night, and dvr'ed the game. Managed not to have it spoiled at work, despite the game being on in the break room.

got home, watched it.. epic fail. KC turned it over 5 times, objectively looked the far better team despite that, and it took a minor miracle for Denver to win.

forge ahead
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:27 AM   #7984
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Yeah it would have hurt no doubt.

Your team is down, needing a touchdown with less than a minute to go and your qb is Alex Smith. I cringed a little for you.

Kaep vs Rape should be a fun game. Not sure about your chiefies beating Godgers but you never know.

We should probably bandwagon onto some other side. How about those Cowboys?
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:29 AM   #7985
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lol no Chiefies and 9ers 4life

who u playing in fantasy this week? I got Jack.. prolly fixin to drop to 0-2

he had Denver D last night lol
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:32 AM   #7986
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How long we talking about here?
probably 20-30 yrs. i'm good.

congrats on the girl btw.
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:40 AM   #7987
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lol no Chiefies and 9ers 4life

who u playing in fantasy this week? I got Jack.. prolly fixin to drop to 0-2

he had Denver D last night lol
I have Beau. I'm projecting to win!

Lol @ having Denver D loooloool
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:00 AM   #7988
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I'm not judging you. Just hoping you had a source re age vs tightness of vaginas.
the youngest girl I have slept with is 18 and the oldest I have slept with is 46.

Overall I would say younger is tighter, but none of the older chicks had loose vaginas per se. However, the younger ones did feel tighter.
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:12 AM   #7989
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probably 20-30 yrs. i'm good.

congrats on the girl btw.
https://youtu.be/SXwNgWVVssY?t=3m24s
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:36 AM   #7990
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awesome!!

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Old 09-19-2015, 01:52 AM   #7991
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Arachnodactyl

That guy is amazing. How he combines the rhythm, lead and percussive elements whoa

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Old 09-19-2015, 01:56 AM   #7992
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awesome!!

Advanced algorithms
Not in my rock and roll, tyvm
Gotdamned hipsters can keep their beards out of pedals.

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Old 09-19-2015, 03:05 AM   #7993
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I jacked off secretly this morning while my mrs was still sleeping next to me. Damn that was a good feeling. #littlethingsmatter
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Old 09-19-2015, 03:19 AM   #7994
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What the hell did you people do last night.
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Old 09-19-2015, 05:44 AM   #7995
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Old 09-19-2015, 06:02 AM   #7996
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Came in today and got a buddy to do all the work. 5 hours of paid inter-tubes viewing. WIN!
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:35 AM   #7997
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:36 AM   #7998
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Prosseco is not thatbad after all
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